(talking to a bartender) Living in a temple dedicated to my brother in law. With my two teenager daughters who hang out at a bar and my wife who I believe was the original girl gone wild.
S1Good Moms Gone Wild [Newswoman reporting at a local bar in Sarasota where The Hennesseys are vacationing. All of a sudden, they see footage of a college student whipping her bikini around.] Cate: Hey, do you see that girl? Rory: Oh yeah! Talk about News Flash ! Paul: Rory! [Still looking at the News Footage], She can't even be out of high school. She's about the same age as, as a matter of fact, she looks a little like, alot like... Both Cate and Paul: BRIDGET! Rory: UGHHHHHH!!!
How was hanging out with Jake?
Great. Being old is cool. You get to yell at people, park anywhere, take your teeth out. I can't wait.
S1Career Woman
I am so nervous.
Why? You're a great nurse.
But now I have to boss people around.
You're great at that too. Like they say, do what you know.
I'm looking forward to haveing a lovely dinner with my children.
Girls, where's your brother?
Don't know.
Don't care.
Maybe he's lost.
Maybe a bear got him.
Bridget (to Cate): You look rested.
Is that supposed to be sarcastic?
Oh Mom, I'm sorry. Bridget just doesn't understand that you've got more important things to do. If anyone should understand sleeping until noon, it's her.
S1Queen Bees and King Bees
Rory, you want to come to the hospital with me?
Or to the newspaper with me? Big presses, jelly donuts...
Don't make me choose between…
Student nurses, bloody guys.
Hospital!
I hate that Jenna. She's evil! Yesterday, she was like, "I love your vintage jacket. It's so you." So today, I see her and she was wearing the same jacket. Like she's stealing my soul or something! God, she is so petty.
It's like a girls' mafia.
There's no such thing as a girls' mafia. Just a highly structured secret society with a set of rules and severe consequences.
There's a secret society?
No.
S1Bake Sale
The hospital is doing something to fight child hunger. It's called the Great American Bake Sale.
Great idea. Then we can create world peace with a kissing booth.
This is ridiculous. How am I suppsed to raise a bag of flour?
Add yeast.
It's just nice not to be the youngest for a change.
Welcome to middle childhood. It's a real picnic.
You're right. I'm feeling neurotic and ignored already. I think I'm gonna go cry for no apparent reason!
S1The Doyle Wedding
I would appreciate it if you could stay off the phone for a while. There are going to be a lot of women calling me.
Calling you what? Geek?
Perv?
Freak?
Loser?
Not anymore.
They had a lemonade stand.
That's cute!
They're in high school!
Yeah, it's more like a lame-o-nade stand!
And last week, they had a cookie stand!
Yeah, it's more like a lame-o-cookie stand!
And they even had a mud pie stand!
Yeah, it's more like a...I got nothing.
(about the Doyles) They swing dance as a family.
We're doing it and that's final! As a family?
S1Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman (1)
I'm going to prove to you I can have a long distance monogamous relationship with my virgin boyfriend just to spite you.
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