Bridget (when she learns Cate is teaching sex education): So, you just say yes without even totally considering how it can completely ruin my life?
Bridget, I think it's an honor your mother is going to teach you sexual education. After all, she taught me.
Ew!
Do you guys not understand what situation I am in here? I mean, Donny Doyle's coming in this weekend to see me.
So?
So, people already perceive my dating Donny Doyle as a slap in the face! I mean, you know, he's older and he goes to the naval academy instead of his school, and then Danielle's going to this party this weekend, she's all, "You better be there," and I'm all, "Uh, yeah," but Donny's all, "Oh, no, I don't want to share you," which is actually very sweet when you think about it, but it's just the sort of thing that Danielle's gonna use against me, and then (points at Cate) you have to go and exacerbate the whole thing by teaching sex ed at my school!
On the bright side, she did say "exacerbate."
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