I would appreciate it if you could stay off the phone for a while. There are going to be a lot of women calling me.
Calling you what? Geek?
Perv?
Freak?
Loser?
Not anymore.
They had a lemonade stand.
That's cute!
They're in high school!
Yeah, it's more like a lame-o-nade stand!
And last week, they had a cookie stand!
Yeah, it's more like a lame-o-cookie stand!
And they even had a mud pie stand!
Yeah, it's more like a...I got nothing.
(about the Doyles) They swing dance as a family.
We're doing it and that's final! As a family?
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