[Dick has entered the office wearing a tight-fitting construction worker's outfit and a tool belt]
Whaddaya think, Nina? Ya like beefcake?
Not from your funky bakery. [winks]
S5Frankie Goes to Rutherford
S5The Big Giant Head Returns Again: Part 1
[about Harry's new girlfriend Janice] You don't like her as much as me, do you?
Oh, no!... More.
Are you going to kill me?
BGBig Giant Head
Of course not; you're my designated driver.
S5The Big Giant Head Returns Again: Part 2
How dare you use your flesh to trick me!
Well, that's what it's there for.
[after finding out his father was "the Big Head"]
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?
Well, let me see, your first name is Dick... your new last name is Head... I guess that would make..
Oh My God!
S6Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
SStrudwick
My daughter just ran off with your ragamuffin son!
"Ragamuffin"?! Sally, throw him out; Harry, bring me a dictionary.
S6Indickscretion
[about a movie Harry has seen] How was it? I heard there was an awesome shower scene.
Oh, yeah...but then this naked girl got in and you could barely see the shower.
S6Dick Digs
TTourist
Excuse me, we've been driving around for hours. Do you know of any hotels that have rooms?
I believe that all hotels have rooms.
S6The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 2
[concerned] I think there's something wrong with Dick.
[Nina and Judith stare blankly at her]
Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons
Ah, the mail! What would a day on Earth be like without the mail?
Probably a lot like Sunday.
What did your father tell you about the family?
Not a lot. He, uh... lost his mouth in the war.
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