Chazz quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Chazz

[Watching the rest of the gang eating] Ugh. I once settled for this low-grade slop too, but then I joined the Society of Light! Now, I'm destined for something more!

Bastion

Yes, starvation if you're waiting for a steak in this school.

Bastion

Well if my brother hit rock-bottom, I'm sure I'd feel the same way.

Chazz

And if Zane was my brother, I'd change my last name. Hey, guess what, Syrus? Now there's someone out there who's even lamer than you are!

Wait, I'm confused.

Chazz

Yeah, what else is new?

Chazz

Burnt fish, rotten seaweed, rancid soup, and something I can't even identify? You call this lunch?

It's good to have you back.

Syrus

Jaden, we gotta chill more often.

Chazz

Dude, I am so down with that plan.

Chazz

That's not all! I wrote you a poem to go with it! [Clears throat] My love for you is like an Ojama! I love you more than a trip to the Bahamas! And even more than a llama loves his mama! I love you in a dress but also pajamas! And you'll always be my little Lexi-rama!

Atticus

[Applauds]

Chazz

You're too kind.

Syrus

Uh, Chazz, I was kidding about the whole poem thing.

Jesse

Visitors first! Here goes. [draws]

Chazz

Alright. It's bling time!

Jesse

I play this little guy! Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise! [summons Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise in defense mode]

Blair

Awesome!

Chazz was right!

Jesse

Right about what, Jay?

Your cards.

They exist.

Jesse? Why is everyone staring at me like that?

Jesse

This is the place I was tellin' you about. This here's Duel Academy!

Oooh! It's a lot bigger than I thought.

Syrus

They're twins!

Ain't that cute.

Chazz

Two Jadens?!

Oh well, I guess it could be worse, right? At least Chazz doesn't have a twin.

[in unison] Game on!

Since I'm the richer one, I'll start. Cool? I activate my Lucky Cloud! So now, if I'm lucky enough to draw two of the same monsters, then get this: I can draw two new cards. [turns to the sky] Hey, it looks like the clouds are lifting. But I'm gonna have to change that by playing Summon Cloud!

Chazz

Lame.

Don't knock it 'til you see what it can do. 'Cause now I can summon two new monsters! So next, I play these! Two Cloudian Sheep Clouds! [summons both Sheep Clouds in defense position] And they both have the same name! So that means…I get to draw two cards thanks to my Lucky Cloud spell! Your future's looking overcast, Chazz! So take cover!

I've never seen cards like that!