Chumley quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Chumley

[plays Ayers Rock Sunrise, the card he created] I activate Ayers Rock Sunrise! [a vision of Ayers Rock rises up behind Chumley and Des Koala's spirit appears beside him] You can't stop the sun from rising, just like you can't stop my dream. I will be a famous card designer! And now, let's see which one of my cars should match it. First, it lets me summon one Beast from the Graveyard. Think you can guess who? [the glow emerges from the Graveyard on Chumley's Duel Disk] The one, the only, Big Koala! [Big Koala appears on the field] Then, turn your eyes to my Graveyard! And why? For each beast, plant or winged-beast, Mr. Tall, Dark and Rusty loses 200 attack points! [Ancient Gear Golem's attack points decrease by 400 due to Ayers Rock Sunrise's effect]

Alexis

You know, Chumley, you're pretty good with words of encouragement.

Chumley

Huh? Well I've got all kinds of books on self-motivation. For some reason my dad keeps gettin' 'em for me.

Chumley

But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!

Hello, Chumley! That's totally why we're not gonna lose! And uh, Chumley? We're on an island. Bus?

Chumley

Whatevs. Ya still oughta give me your meal cards just in case.

Thanks for the vote a confidence.

Chumley

Well, someone's gotta eat your grilled cheese if you go!

Syrus

Chumley may have a point. The last time I dueled, it was awful! Just like my big brother always told me I was. If we're gonna win this, I'm just gonna have to do better and not let anything get in my head! Especially Zane. After all, the last time I let him get to me, Jaden really let me have it.

Syrus

Uh, listen Jaden, is it too late to say that this is a bad idea?

Hmm?

Chumley

Doesn't Crowler really not like you?

He sure doesn't. But how could I turn down no homework, a field trip, and a big duel?

Syrus

Uh, by saying no?

Chumley

I mean, do you even know how to say no?

Yes.

Syrus

Picking cards, drawing cards, amazing!

Why, thank you!

Chumley

So you think when this thief guy comes, he's gonna have anything on him?

For the last time Chumley, he steals egg sandwiches, not grilled cheese! Would you tell him, Alexis?!

Alexis

It's true, Chum.

Hey, what's Lexis up to?

Syrus

I want one! How do I get a Maiden Counter?

Chumley

Yeah, me too! I want one too!

Alexis

Uh, guys? Try and remember that it's just a card you're looking at.

Zane

I'm sorry. But it's time for you to go home.

Wait, why does she have to go home? 'Cause you say so, hello? She's a student here in Duel Academy and a good one!

Zane

Jaden, she has to go home.

Huh? Oh, I see whatcha doin' here, Zane. You're pushing her out because she's a good student. (laughs) Cause she might dethrone you!

Zane

She has to go home, because she's in 2nd grade.

Say what?!

IN 2ND GRADE?!!

So, you're saying that I almost got beaten by a girl who's only 8 years old?!

Blair

[sticks out her tongue and points at Jaden] 8 and a half, if it makes you feel any better!

[Yawns] Time to get up!

Syrus

For the next class?

Of course not, for lunch. [Takes out his lunchbox] Oh yeah!! The one subject I can't get enough of!

Just a moment there Jaden. I'm afraid your lunch will have to wait. It seems Chancellor Sheppard wants a word with you.

Chumley

Jaden, I'll watch your lunch for you, especially if you have a side of grilled steak in there.

Oh, you wish.

Syrus

Chancellor Sheppard! Aw Jaden, what did you do?

Maybe it's good, like an award?

Chazz

Hehe! NO WAY!! It's never good news with Sheppard. You are so busted!!!

Actually Chazz, he wants to see you too.

Chazz

He-WHA!!!?

Syrus

C'mon Jay....

Alexis

Sy, he's fine. Tired maybe, but who could blame him?

Chumley

Not me. I'm tired and I didn't do a thing.

Syrus

JAY! Don't do this! Why, WHY?!

Alexis

He's okay.

Syrus

[Screams] On what occasion is this a better idea?!

Chumley

You don't think Dorothy pulls that off?

Excuse me, but I make a great Dark Magician Girl and have for ten years! That's how long I've owned this costume! [Sleeve rips]

Syrus

Professor!

Chumley

Banner!

Chazz is being Chazz again!

All right, time to throw down! 'Cause I'm getting my friends back, no matter what it takes, Amnael!

Is that so? But what if you do not possess all that takes, Jaden? Because to beat me, you'll have to reach your whole new echelon of dueling expertise. Now we begin! [makes the first move] And I activate the spell card, Chaos Distill!

Syrus

What is that thing?

Chumley

Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna know.

Due to its effect, all my cards that would normally go to the graveyard this duel will instead be removed from play.

(thinking) Why would he want his cards removed from play?

Now, I'll activate my second spell card, Steel Lamp! And when Chaos Distill is on the field, I can use Steel Lamp to summon Alchemy Beast - Salamandra the Steel! You see, Alchemy Beasts can't be summoned in the normal manner, but they can wage direct attacks against you… which is a big problem for you because with these two spell cards: Bronze Scale and Lead Compass… along with Chaos Distill, I can now summon two more Alchemy Beasts! Ouroborus the Bronze and Leon the Lead! [snickers] I'll now end with a facedown.

Three monsters in the very first turn?!

That is correct. And if you think that is impressive, just wait until you see them attack!

I'm not gonna give 'em that chance!

That is one bubble that I'm afraid I must burst. I activate a trap: Elemental Absorber! With this card, I can remove a monster in my hand from play to negate the attack of your monster as long as they have the same attribute!

That's not good.

No, it's not. Not when the card I remove from play is Aqua Spirit!

No, my attack!

Has been stopped! And it's my turn now! Go, my Alchemy Beasts! Attack Jaden directly! Salamandra the Steel, let loose Flameshot of Ore! Now, Ouroborus and Leon, attack as well!

Syrus

Jaden just got clobbered!

Chumley

Hang in there, Jaden! He's only got one card left in his hand! If you can hold on through this turn, you'll have the upper hand and he'll be the one who's on the ropes!

Is that what you think?

Chumley

Uh-oh.

You should have paid better attention in class. Perhaps then you were thrown up against my Alchemy deck, things are not as they seem. I activate the spell card, Black Process - Negledo! When Chaos Distill is on the field and there no cards in my hand, this card allows me to remove all Alchemy Beasts on the field from play, and then draw two new cards per beast!

So then you're taking out your own monsters?!

That is the way of the alchemist. Destruction and rebirth. But I assure you, if you are destroyed here, there will be no rebirth for you. Now then, since I removed three Alchemy Beasts from play, I get to draw six cards. And now, let's play some of them! I activate Tin Spell Circle, Mercury Hourglass, and Silver Key! [uses the three spells to summon Alchemy Beast - Aretos the Tin, Ekenas the Mercury, and Moonface the Silver]

I activate the effect of Elemental Absorber! By simply removing The Rock Spirit from play, I can negate the attack of that earth attribute monster!

(thinking) Oh, man. It's like he has a card to cancel out every attribute monster in my deck!

I warned you, Jaden… To be triumphant, you will need to use your cards in a way you've never used them before. You will need to become a better duelist than you've ever been, if not, you will join your friends.

Oh, I'll be joining my friends alright… when I free 'em!

Then you had better "get your game on" because you have already fallen far behind. And you're about to fall even further! Observe! I activate the spell card, White Process - Albedo! And thanks to it, I can now summon Golden Homunculus! Forged in fire, Golden Homunculus doesn't work like any other cards you've seen. You see, his attack points and defense points are equal to the number of cards that I've removed from play and then multiplied by 300! So, since I have removed 13 cards so far, his attack points become 3,900! And your Life Points are about to become zero! It is over, Jaden. And I was expecting so much more from you. Attack, Alchemy Beasts! Sonic Searer! Screaming Stream! Shockwave Slivers!

Chumley

Jaden!

Syrus

He got nailed!

But I'm not finished yet. Now, Golden Homunculus, attack! Stone Shard Storm!

Welcome back, Chum!

Syrus

If I knew you were coming, I'd have made some grilled steak!

Chumley

That's okay. This isn't the time, Sy. Although, if you've got some bread and pie

Just check the fridge.