Jesse quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Jesse

Now fess up, spill the beans, and you tell us what this is really all about! You got that Viper?!

Jesse

[After getting the card Crystal Beast Rainbow Dragon] Alright! I did it! I completed the Crystal Beast Deck!

Jesse

Visitors first! Here goes. [draws]

Chazz

Alright. It's bling time!

Jesse

I play this little guy! Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise! [summons Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise in defense mode]

Blair

Awesome!

Chazz was right!

Jesse

Right about what, Jay?

Your cards.

They exist.

Jesse? Why is everyone staring at me like that?

Jesse

This is the place I was tellin' you about. This here's Duel Academy!

Oooh! It's a lot bigger than I thought.

All right. Now we're speaking the same language. If you want to see what my cards can do, then feast your eyes on this! I summon my Neo Spacian Grand Mole!

Jesse

And I play this… Crystal Beast Cobalt Eagle!

Holy Toledo! Talk about a full house!

We're in the big leagues now.

You heard the man, Neos. There's more than one way to skin a cat, so let's try Flare Storm!

Jesse

It won't work, thanks to this. Tough break, but due to my Last-Resort trap card, I can can activate a field spell, but there's in it for you, too. You get to draw yourself a bonus card. As for me, I activate Ancient City - Rainbow Ruins!

Where are we?

Jesse

We're in Rome, which means that your Neo Space is gone. And so are all those extra points. Oh, yeah. Now for the effect of my field spell. Guess what? Since I have two Crystal Beasts in my spell card zone, my attack damage now gets cut in half.

This guy reminds me of me without the good looks, not to mention the winning personality.

Syrus

Hassleberry's back to normal!

Maybe, depends on your definition of normal.

Show some respect! Drop and give me 20!

Jesse

I don't know what's worse, a guy who thinks he's a dinosaur or a guy who thinks he's an obnoxious drill sergeant.

Never you mind, Zane. A new day dawns.

Zane

Does it really?

Before long, the fabric of all things will be undone, then re-woven so that all dimensions will become one. The great eye will see all! Hahaha!

Zane

Yeah, okay. I'd ask you to explain what that all means, but you know what? Don't even bother.

If you don't want to get burned, take cover, worm.

Heheheh... now that's what I call a heart attack! You go! If you can, that is.

No! With that, my dragon will be... you can't!

Zane

Do you wanna bet?

You know what? I'm sorry! Sorry that in your last duel, you're not going to get any of the fun or the glory this time.

So, tell me, Zane. Was that move a real heart-stopper? 'Cause you're not looking too good!

Zane

I activate... the spell Power Bond!

What does that do!?

Zane

More than you'll ever know.

Jesse, you okay?

Jesse

Couldn't be better. [shudders] Okay, I probably could be better but don't worry. I'll be fine. It takes more than a hostile spirit take-over to keep this boy down.