Alexis quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Alexis

I play, Blade Skater! And, I activate the spell card, Polymerization, to fuse Etoile Cyber and Blade Skater together to summon Cyber Blader! Now, Cyber Blader attack Sparkman with Whirlwind Rage!

Alexis

You should change your catchphrase to "Get you lame on"!

Alexis

Wow, that was weird. Even for this place.

Syrus

I even have the note right here! Look, see?

Alexis

Syrus, my name's not even spelled right there.

Sorry Syrus, but I think someone is yanking your chain here.

Syrus

So then you don't love me?

Hey, wait a second, this note is made out to Jaden Yuki!

Syrus

What? Jaden? But- [Looks at note] Aww, so I can't even get a fake love letter?

Well, well, well, a Slifer vs an Obelisk. Put him in his place, Alexis.

Alexis

Ready?

Oh, yeah.

Duel!

Get your game on, Alexis!

Syrus

Here we go.

Alexis

Alright… [ales the first move] Let's see. Etoile Cyber, rise! And I'm also going to place one card face-down.

Time to throw down! First... [draws] Yes. I'll summon the Elemental Hero Sparkman! And now, I'll have him attack your Etoile Cyber with, Static Shockwave!

Alexis

Hold it right there! I activate the trap card Doble Passe! [gets hit by Sparkman's powers]

Huh?

Alexis

Doble Passe changes your monster's attack to a direct attack on me. And now, my monster that you were about to attack, gets to wage a direct attack on you!

Great.

Alexis

Oh, and when Etoile Cyber attacks someone directly, her attack points increase by 600.

Alexis

You know, Chumley, you're pretty good with words of encouragement.

Chumley

Huh? Well I've got all kinds of books on self-motivation. For some reason my dad keeps gettin' 'em for me.

I don't get how that monkey understands him.

Alexis

Maybe all the training he's had has taught Wheeler how to speak human. Or maybe Jaden's really a monkey.

Syrus

Picking cards, drawing cards, amazing!

Why, thank you!

Chumley

So you think when this thief guy comes, he's gonna have anything on him?

For the last time Chumley, he steals egg sandwiches, not grilled cheese! Would you tell him, Alexis?!

Alexis

It's true, Chum.

Hey, what's Lexis up to?

Syrus

I want one! How do I get a Maiden Counter?

Chumley

Yeah, me too! I want one too!

Alexis

Uh, guys? Try and remember that it's just a card you're looking at.

Blair

Good-bye, Jaden! My sweet prince. I love you!

WHAT!?!?! Wait! She's supposed to like Zane!

Alexis

She does like Zane. But apparently, she loves you! [giggles]

Syrus

C'mon Jay....

Alexis

Sy, he's fine. Tired maybe, but who could blame him?

Chumley

Not me. I'm tired and I didn't do a thing.

Syrus

JAY! Don't do this! Why, WHY?!

Alexis

He's okay.

(after getting out of the hospital) What's up?

Syrus

(worries about Jaden risking his life to fight Camula) For the last time, you can't!

Chazz

Yeah, you're still hurt, slacker!

Bastion

It's true.

Alexis

Maybe, but... See? We were back at the hospital... (remembers Atticus in the hospital) Oh! You're finally awake!

Alexis

Well. You have haven't grown up too much.

My. You have.

Actually, I don't think I'd call it sleeping in class. It's more like scheduled study eye-breaks.

Alexis

Give me a break Jaden.

Syrus

I can swear I've seen that guy before.

Alexis

You're right.

Chazz

Yeah, he does look familiar.

Hey Chazz, maybe he graduated from that snooty prep school of yours.

Syrus

Good call. He certainly looks rich enough... and stuck up enough.

Chazz

Look, shrimp, he's nothing like me!

[Off-screen] Ojama Yellow! Defense mode!!