Syrus quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Syrus

That's crazy talk, Jaden. Everyone knows that roosters don't lay eggs!

Syrus

Sure, I may have gotten the looks, but the truth is, you got just about everything else.

Syrus

Alexis, don't make the scary man mad.

Syrus

I just don't want to see my best friend get hurt!

Syrus

Who's the scared one NOW?! Why don't I give you a little hint- she's the one with the monster speeding towards her!

Syrus

I'm coming.... Not everyone runs fifteen miles every morning at the crack of dawn....

Syrus

He's not the only one in danger! Does anyone remember me?! I know I'm not the star, but give me a break! A little respect, people!

Syrus

I got scared, and hid inside my favorite locker. But I'm glad you're here now... [Zombie voice] ...Very glad. Get your game on, Jaden.

Syrus

[Hugs Jaden] Duueeeelll meeee....

Syrus

Not another door.

Syrus

Jaden needs to find the courage to forgive himself.

Syrus

I even have the note right here! Look, see?

Alexis

Syrus, my name's not even spelled right there.

Sorry Syrus, but I think someone is yanking your chain here.

Syrus

So then you don't love me?

Hey, wait a second, this note is made out to Jaden Yuki!

Syrus

What? Jaden? But- [Looks at note] Aww, so I can't even get a fake love letter?

Well, well, well, a Slifer vs an Obelisk. Put him in his place, Alexis.

Alexis

Ready?

Oh, yeah.

Duel!

Get your game on, Alexis!

Syrus

Here we go.

Alexis

Alright… [ales the first move] Let's see. Etoile Cyber, rise! And I'm also going to place one card face-down.

Time to throw down! First... [draws] Yes. I'll summon the Elemental Hero Sparkman! And now, I'll have him attack your Etoile Cyber with, Static Shockwave!

Alexis

Hold it right there! I activate the trap card Doble Passe! [gets hit by Sparkman's powers]

Huh?

Alexis

Doble Passe changes your monster's attack to a direct attack on me. And now, my monster that you were about to attack, gets to wage a direct attack on you!

Great.

Alexis

Oh, and when Etoile Cyber attacks someone directly, her attack points increase by 600.

No way. That's his dad?

Syrus

Looks like a body-builder, huh?

Yeah.

Syrus

Though carrying around Chumley as a kid, you'd kinda have to be.

Chumley

But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!

Hello, Chumley! That's totally why we're not gonna lose! And uh, Chumley? We're on an island. Bus?

Chumley

Whatevs. Ya still oughta give me your meal cards just in case.

Thanks for the vote a confidence.

Chumley

Well, someone's gotta eat your grilled cheese if you go!

Syrus

Chumley may have a point. The last time I dueled, it was awful! Just like my big brother always told me I was. If we're gonna win this, I'm just gonna have to do better and not let anything get in my head! Especially Zane. After all, the last time I let him get to me, Jaden really let me have it.