Crowler quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Does this slacker ever lose...?

You see, though it makes me slightly ill to admit it, JADEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! I CAN BEAT YOU!! I CAN THROW DOWN!!! AND I CAN GET MY GAME ON!!! ...Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to rinse my mouth out.

What gobbledygook duel alchemy is! What pure drivel!!

Dear Chumley: you're about to fail for the last time!

All right, teach! Get your game on!

Yes, yes, very good... [Under breath] Don't tell me what to do!

Sorry to interrupt, but one last applicant has arrived to take his exam, Mr. Crowler.

Did you just call me "Mister"?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm new here, Misses-

I'm a Ph.D in dueling, I've earned the title Doctor! Thank you!

Well, well, well, a Slifer vs an Obelisk. Put him in his place, Alexis.

Alexis

Ready?

Oh, yeah.

Duel!

Get your game on, Alexis!

Syrus

Here we go.

Alexis

Alright… [ales the first move] Let's see. Etoile Cyber, rise! And I'm also going to place one card face-down.

Time to throw down! First... [draws] Yes. I'll summon the Elemental Hero Sparkman! And now, I'll have him attack your Etoile Cyber with, Static Shockwave!

Alexis

Hold it right there! I activate the trap card Doble Passe! [gets hit by Sparkman's powers]

Huh?

Alexis

Doble Passe changes your monster's attack to a direct attack on me. And now, my monster that you were about to attack, gets to wage a direct attack on you!

Great.

Alexis

Oh, and when Etoile Cyber attacks someone directly, her attack points increase by 600.

Guards! Guards! Guards!

Running out of Cards already?!

Hey, I always plan on passing, it just doesn't always work out that way.

Cards? What Cards? Oh, do you mean these Cards?

Oh, Jaden m'boy!

Syrus

He's being nice, something's wrong.

So first you find the duel giant, and then he escapes! First all those cards were lost, now they're found!

First I had no homework, and now-

KEEP WRITING!

The only question is who will this first year be?

Zane

Jaden Yuki

[Freaks out]

I agree. Jaden is our best new student [looks down at Pharaoh] Don't you think?

Meow.

Oh well, if the cat says so.

Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.

He is not. Chazz was invited.

Chazz

He means you.

Duel!

So key-keeper, you don't believe in werewolves?

Chazz

Crowler?!

Syrus

What are you doing?

A man's work!

A man's work? My, they must have been running very short on men.

So not only did he destroy Cyber End Dragon, but he took the lead in the duel too?!

Yes, it sure looks that way. Jaden has really done his homework here.

Done his homework...? Well, this would certainly be his first time. That slifer-slacker.