Bastion quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Bastion

That's Jaden. If he's got one thing, it's a flair for the dramatic.

Bastion

Someone please come in!!

Bastion

That’s not what I had in mind

Bastion

Hey, wait. If I'm second best, who's first?

Yours truly.

Hey, you in red too?

Bastion

Well now, let's see here. Yellow sleeves, yellow buttons... I don't think so.

Oh, I get it. So that's why Sy and I are in red.

Bastion

Please don't tell me that you just figured that out now.

So what? Ever think I'm colorblind?

(after getting out of the hospital) What's up?

Syrus

(worries about Jaden risking his life to fight Camula) For the last time, you can't!

Chazz

Yeah, you're still hurt, slacker!

Bastion

It's true.

Alexis

Maybe, but... See? We were back at the hospital... (remembers Atticus in the hospital) Oh! You're finally awake!

Bastion

Wait, if this isn't a Shadow Game, then how did he shroud the duel arena in darkness? Would someone care to... explain that?

Sir, we've fixed the lights in the arena!

Bastion

according to my research, there isn't a sport. That aster phoenix hasn't mastered! And there's more. He has a high iq as well as a photographic memory.

Syrus

I have a photographic memory, too. Well when I remember to load the film.

Will you guys chill out? If you wanna do some research, I have some homework that needs finishing. Otherwise, cool it with the spy mission.

Syrus

This is important! Bastion's trying to pinpoint what Aster phoenix's weakness is! And so far there is none!

Syrus, you're my best bud. But you're takin' all the fun outta this, bro!

Ya gotta love these ra yellow beds.

Alexis

I already told you guys, didn't I? Crowler wants me and Atticus to become a pop singing duo.

What's so bad about that? I get free publicity, you get a free dress. It's a win-win situation.

Chazz

[Daydreams about Alexis in a dress] YEAH!!!

Alexis

A little help here!

Bastion

Yeah, Chazz, you know she can't carry a tune.

Alexis

[Gets mad and slaps Bastion]

You gotta know when to hold it, soldier.

Bastion

I was... trying to help. Girls are so complex.

Atticus

I've already named our band. We're called Bro-Bro and Sissy.

So, which one's he?

Bastion

Good question...

Chazz

[Watching the rest of the gang eating] Ugh. I once settled for this low-grade slop too, but then I joined the Society of Light! Now, I'm destined for something more!

Bastion

Yes, starvation if you're waiting for a steak in this school.

Bastion

Well if my brother hit rock-bottom, I'm sure I'd feel the same way.

Chazz

And if Zane was my brother, I'd change my last name. Hey, guess what, Syrus? Now there's someone out there who's even lamer than you are!

Bastion

Great Scot!

Syrus

Aww man!

Sam Hill!

Alexis

Why don't I have a catchphrase!

I'm lost.

Syrus

Me too.

Bastion

Any thoughts, Jay?

This duel is so sweet!

Hey, have you seen four kids, about your size?

Bastion

Actually... that's them.

Bastion

Am I... a good duelist or not?

Good? You're great! Right Sy? Like when you beat, um....

Bastion

Go on!

Syrus

Well, that Amazon girl?

Bastion

Ugh. She won.