Chazz quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

So come on, come on! When do I meet my opponent?!

Chazz

Right now, slacker.

Who just said that?

Chazz

It's me.

Whoa, hold on! Am I seeing things or is that Chazz?!

Chazz

You got that right.

Well, why are you here?

Chazz

For the duel.

I think it's sold out.

Chazz

I'm in it.

Like as a ref?

Chazz

I'm dueling you!

You mean.... It's you?! You're North Academy's duel rep?!

[Yawns] Time to get up!

Syrus

For the next class?

Of course not, for lunch. [Takes out his lunchbox] Oh yeah!! The one subject I can't get enough of!

Just a moment there Jaden. I'm afraid your lunch will have to wait. It seems Chancellor Sheppard wants a word with you.

Chumley

Jaden, I'll watch your lunch for you, especially if you have a side of grilled steak in there.

Oh, you wish.

Syrus

Chancellor Sheppard! Aw Jaden, what did you do?

Maybe it's good, like an award?

Chazz

Hehe! NO WAY!! It's never good news with Sheppard. You are so busted!!!

Actually Chazz, he wants to see you too.

Chazz

He-WHA!!!?

Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.

He is not. Chazz was invited.

Chazz

He means you.

(after getting out of the hospital) What's up?

Syrus

(worries about Jaden risking his life to fight Camula) For the last time, you can't!

Chazz

Yeah, you're still hurt, slacker!

Bastion

It's true.

Alexis

Maybe, but... See? We were back at the hospital... (remembers Atticus in the hospital) Oh! You're finally awake!

So you here to hang out?

Chazz

With you? That's a good laugh, slacker.

Syrus

(squirts water into Chazz's face) And that's an even better one!

[Singing] Chillin' out with ya crew in the schoolyard- yeah!- Findin' trouble, never-

Chazz

You know, you don't have to follow me everywhere!

Chazz

Crowler?!

Syrus

What are you doing?

A man's work!

A man's work? My, they must have been running very short on men.

You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.

Syrus

It's true.

Chazz

And let me guess, slacker, you've already sealed it back up?

Well, uh, kinda....

Chazz

[Sarcastically] You guys are really something.

Hey, thanks! We do what we can!

Chazz

You sure do.

I summon Elemental Hero Bubbleman in attack mode!

Syrus

Wow, and you know what that means, right, Chazz? Actually, I really hope that you do, because I don't.

Chazz

It means, Syrus, that Jaden gets to draw two more cards from his deck.

That's right. Thanks to Bubbleman's special ability. And then from my hand, I'll activate Polymerization! And fuse together Bubbleman and Burstinatrix to create… Elemental Hero Steam Healer in attack mode!

Syrus

He looks tough!

Chazz

Guess we'll see.

Syrus

I can swear I've seen that guy before.

Alexis

You're right.

Chazz

Yeah, he does look familiar.

Hey Chazz, maybe he graduated from that snooty prep school of yours.

Syrus

Good call. He certainly looks rich enough... and stuck up enough.

Chazz

Look, shrimp, he's nothing like me!

[Off-screen] Ojama Yellow! Defense mode!!

Wow, so I guess it's true. You are good as they say!

Thanks for the props. But when you play cards like Ojama Yellow, you don't exactly make it too tough.

Chazz

[Smirks and leans next to Syrus] He's right.

What'd ya do? Take lessons from Chazz or something?

Syrus

So when Jaden fuses those two heroes he can choose to form Flame Wingman or Phoenix Enforcer?

Wait, I can?! Whoa, who knew?

Chazz

Wow! You're even dumber than I thought! And that's saying a lot!

Whaddaya know? My deck has a new trick! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before?

Chazz

How did this spazz ever beat me?!

Atticus

Hey Sissy!!

Alexis

[looks surprised] Atticus!

Chazz

No way.

Syrus

Nice song!

Hold on. Who's he calling a sissy!!

Alexis

Me, he's my brother.

I knew that.

Alexis

I already told you guys, didn't I? Crowler wants me and Atticus to become a pop singing duo.

What's so bad about that? I get free publicity, you get a free dress. It's a win-win situation.

Chazz

[Daydreams about Alexis in a dress] YEAH!!!

Alexis

A little help here!

Bastion

Yeah, Chazz, you know she can't carry a tune.

Alexis

[Gets mad and slaps Bastion]

You gotta know when to hold it, soldier.

Bastion

I was... trying to help. Girls are so complex.

Chazz

Where's your duel disk anyway?

Sartorius

Who needs a duel disk when you have this! [Table appears]

Chazz

Uh, you realize that's a table, don't you?