Syrus quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Syrus

So when Jaden fuses those two heroes he can choose to form Flame Wingman or Phoenix Enforcer?

Wait, I can?! Whoa, who knew?

Chazz

Wow! You're even dumber than I thought! And that's saying a lot!

Whaddaya know? My deck has a new trick! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before?

Chazz

How did this spazz ever beat me?!

Bastion

according to my research, there isn't a sport. That aster phoenix hasn't mastered! And there's more. He has a high iq as well as a photographic memory.

Syrus

I have a photographic memory, too. Well when I remember to load the film.

Will you guys chill out? If you wanna do some research, I have some homework that needs finishing. Otherwise, cool it with the spy mission.

Syrus

This is important! Bastion's trying to pinpoint what Aster phoenix's weakness is! And so far there is none!

Syrus, you're my best bud. But you're takin' all the fun outta this, bro!

Ya gotta love these ra yellow beds.

Atticus

Hey Sissy!!

Alexis

[looks surprised] Atticus!

Chazz

No way.

Syrus

Nice song!

Hold on. Who's he calling a sissy!!

Alexis

Me, he's my brother.

I knew that.

Syrus

You're on, Serge! I'll take your tough talk and wrap it up in a box, then I'll mail it right back to you!

Atticus

At least my analogies make sense.

Syrus

Think you're tough?! Watch this! I'll kick things off with Polymerization! And I'll use it to fuse my Ambulanceroid with my Rescueroid in order to create… Ambulance Rescueroid!

2300 attack points?!

Syrus

That's right! And since a fusion is a special summon, my blaster fires again! Now, Ambulance Rescueroid, attack! I'm not done! I summon Decoyroid in defense mode! Okay. I think I've punished you enough. So now, I'll end my turn with this. Oh, and as long as my Decoyroid is in play, it's the only monster you're allowed to attack!

With Ambulance Rescueroid in attack mode, I may not be able to use my Tyranno's special ability. But I can send your little Decoyroid on a one-way trip… to the card graveyard, that is!

Syrus

Not gonna happen! Ambulance Rescueroid has a talent you should know about. Anytime you destroy one of my monsters, it can rescue the monster from my graveyard! So go ahead and try it, pal!

No way! So as soon as I attack your Decoyroid, it's gonna come right back to the field? Now, wait a sec. Since that's the only monster I can attack, I'm trapped! Or maybe not! Watch this! I sacrifice my Tyranno to activate a field spell! Big Evolution! Now for three turns, I can summon any dinosaur monster without having to make a sacrifice! So now I play Ultimate Tyranno in attack mode!

You know, you're only as old as you feel! Allow me to demonstrate! All right dudes, let's get funky with our bad selves!

Syrus

What's he talking about?

Bastion

Great Scot!

Syrus

Aww man!

Sam Hill!

Alexis

Why don't I have a catchphrase!

I'm lost.

Syrus

Me too.

Bastion

Any thoughts, Jay?

This duel is so sweet!

He's pretty creepy.

Typical guy.

Syrus

She's pretty riled up.

Typical gal.

This war is on! [makes the first move] Talk about a good start. Giant Rex, front and center!

Sartorius

Well done. Quite a powerful monster for your first turn.

Man, are you creepy.

Wait! You gotta call off this duel! Do you have any idea who you're playing against?!

Of course. That's why I accepted. I'm plannin' on greasin' the treads of my tank with this brainwashin' lunatic! Then we can get Chazz and Alexis to come to their senses.

Sartorius

Let's move on! [draws] Shall we? I'll begin with this… Arcana Force I in attack mode. [summons Arcana Force I - The Magician and the card above starts rotating]

What in Sam Hill is that?!

Sartorius

Do you believe in destiny? Everything is predetermined. By often life gives the illusion of free will.

Huh?

Sartorius

Observe. This card gives you choice. For it possesses two distinct special abilities. And you get to decide which one is used. Notice how the card rotates? It can stop upright or upside down. When it stops is up to you. Its position determines its ability.

I get the point. It's a game of chance. Now let's move on! Make it stop!

Sartorius

Arcana is right-side up. So whenever a spell card is played, it gets stronger… By doubling its points.

Syrus

Aw, man!

(shouting) SARINA! SARINA! SARINA!

What, did he brainwash the whole dorm?

(muttering) Affirmative, Why else why would they be cheerin’ like that, it’s not like he deserves it.

Syrus

Well, he is the oldest living freshman.

This shouldn't take too long. I'll start with Tadpole.

Now that's ugly.

(to Hassleberry) You would know.

Syrus

(laughing) Heh! She got you.

(hiding face while muttering) I know.

Bastion

Am I... a good duelist or not?

Good? You're great! Right Sy? Like when you beat, um....

Bastion

Go on!

Syrus

Well, that Amazon girl?

Bastion

Ugh. She won.

Welcome back, Chum!

Syrus

If I knew you were coming, I'd have made some grilled steak!

Chumley

That's okay. This isn't the time, Sy. Although, if you've got some bread and pie

Just check the fridge.

Syrus

Jaden, we gotta chill more often.

Chazz

Dude, I am so down with that plan.