Syrus quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Hey Dr. C, hey Mr. B! So what's up with the long faces?

Who us? ...We're fine.

Wait a second... you got fired, didn't you?

Am I right?

WHO TOLD YOU!!!?

DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW!!?

Syrus

The whole school kinda knows.

They look like they've seen a ghost.

Correction, they look like they are ghosts.

Chazz

That's not all! I wrote you a poem to go with it! [Clears throat] My love for you is like an Ojama! I love you more than a trip to the Bahamas! And even more than a llama loves his mama! I love you in a dress but also pajamas! And you'll always be my little Lexi-rama!

Atticus

[Applauds]

Chazz

You're too kind.

Syrus

Uh, Chazz, I was kidding about the whole poem thing.

He doesn't want revenge. I've been talking trash for the past ten minutes, and he still won't take the bait.

Syrus

Then what do you want, Zane?

Zane

Meet the new me. Thanks to duels like this, your brother was reborn.

Syrus

Uh, happy birthday?

[Over the intercom] Attention slackers! Will Jaden Yuki please report to the physics lab immediately! You have a pop quiz to take.

[Freaking out]

Syrus

Come on. It's not that bad. It's one teeny little test.

Just a test?! Tests are the enemy, Sy! I'll flunk out of school! [Hassleberry enters] Why are you here?

We heard about that pop quiz of yours.

Awesome! So what's the escape plan?

Syrus

Escape plan? For one test?

Son, it's pop quiz time!

Can't we talk about- [Pushed into physics lab]

Oh, and uh, good luck!

Sartorius

I summon Arcana Force VII - The Chariot! Round and round it goes. And where it stops, only destiny knows!

Syrus

Right-side up again!

Come on, now!

Sartorius

Chariot, offer Diamond Dude a lesson in firepower! Master Blast!

Sartorius

[as he sacrifices his Empress and Aster's Diamond Dude to summon Arcana Force XVIII - The Moon] How convenient. Another card lands right-side up. So I get a little gift during my stand-by phase. Looks like destiny has my back this time!

All right, Sartorius. Your monsters may outnumber mine, but you're forgetting one important detail!

Sartorius

Really? And what would that be?

That it's still my turn! So I send a card to the graveyard to activate Dunker's effect: the 500-point strike!

There ya go!

Syrus

He may have a shot at this after all.

Told ya.

Sartorius

Ready to lose and suffer? First, I activate Necro Sacrifice! So that means two monsters appear on your side, but don't get too excited because there's a downside. Once I remove these two monsters from my graveyard, I can summon one that's even more powerful to my side of the field! So I think I'll give you my Empress and Emperor. [the Empress and Emperor both now appear on Aster's side] And because I'm nice, you can choose their mode.

Fine. Defense mode!

Sartorius

How boring, but I'm not surprised.

If they're heads up, I get their abilities, but what if they're upside down?

Sartorius

You're about to find out!

Come on!

Sartorius

Can't you see? It's your destiny to fail, Aster! Since the Empress is upside down, each time a monster is summoned to my side, one of your cards goes to the graveyard! But there's more. Just look. The Emperor is upside down as well. Therefore both of your new monsters become 500 attack points weaker.

He can't catch a break! This is just plum ridiculous!

Syrus

Talk about bad luck.

Sartorius

And now, it's time you met the newest addition to my arsenal, for I can finally summon this card, my Arcana Force XV!

The Fiend!

[after Aster summons Destiny Hero - Plasma] No way!

Sartorius

Impossible!

I'm afraid it's true! Plasma's back where it belongs! What an appropriate end! The card that brought you here is the same one that's gonna send you back where you came from!

Sartorius

[laughing sinisterly] That card is nothing but an empty shell! I have a new home in the body of your friend!

Don't make yourself too comfortable, 'cause you won't be there for king once I do this! I activate Plasma's special effect so I can steal half the attack points of one of your monsters. And I think I'll choose The World! By the way, I have another card that belonged to my dad, too, D-Force! So as long as this spell card stays face-up on my deck, my Destiny Hero - Plasma's special effect stays active, but the special abilities of your monsters don't! The only downside is that I can't draw any more cards. But thanks to Plasma and D-Force, I don't need any. Oh, yeah. And I hope you didn't plan on using any spells or traps, 'cause they're useless against me, too!

Syrus

Aster's got the upper hand!

With a card like Plasma, how could he not?

Now, Plasma, attack his Life Points directly with Vengeful Reign!

Sartorius

Your attack is cancelled, thanks to my Temperance! All I have to do is place it in my graveyard!

I'm a sucker for happy endings.

Well, what's left to say?

Syrus

How about your famous catchphrase?

What game are we talkin' about?

Syrus

You're ruining the mood!

Syrus

They're twins!

Ain't that cute.

Chazz

Two Jadens?!

Oh well, I guess it could be worse, right? At least Chazz doesn't have a twin.

Game on, mate!

Dino-man make first move! [draws] Play Gila-saur! [summons Gilasaurus in attack mode] Now dino-friend go bye-bye! [sacrifices Gilasaurus to tribute summon Dark Driceratops in attack mode]

Syrus

He sacrificed Gilasaurus, and used it to play Dark Driceratops!

Syrus

Hassleberry's back to normal!

Maybe, depends on your definition of normal.

Show some respect! Drop and give me 20!

Jesse

I don't know what's worse, a guy who thinks he's a dinosaur or a guy who thinks he's an obnoxious drill sergeant.

Bastion

I'll stay with Tania.

How come, is she your girlfriend?

Syrus

It's like before. She cast a love spell, right?

Bastion

A love spell?! I assure you, it's nothing like that at all!

Axel

Alright, we move together and no unnecessary chatter

Syrus

What do you mean by unnecessary chatter?

Axel

Dumb questions like that

Syrus

I thought there are no dumb questions

Where's the sarge, Syrus?

Syrus

[crying] Out there, among the stars.