Syrus quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.

Syrus

It's true.

Chazz

And let me guess, slacker, you've already sealed it back up?

Well, uh, kinda....

Chazz

[Sarcastically] You guys are really something.

Hey, thanks! We do what we can!

Chazz

You sure do.

You can continue in detention.

Syrus

Ah man! Fifth time this week!

[draws first] Let's see… First, I think I'll summon Pharaonic Protector in defense mode.

Syrus

No defense points?!

Syrus

[Screams] On what occasion is this a better idea?!

Chumley

You don't think Dorothy pulls that off?

Excuse me, but I make a great Dark Magician Girl and have for ten years! That's how long I've owned this costume! [Sleeve rips]

I summon Elemental Hero Bubbleman in attack mode!

Syrus

Wow, and you know what that means, right, Chazz? Actually, I really hope that you do, because I don't.

Chazz

It means, Syrus, that Jaden gets to draw two more cards from his deck.

That's right. Thanks to Bubbleman's special ability. And then from my hand, I'll activate Polymerization! And fuse together Bubbleman and Burstinatrix to create… Elemental Hero Steam Healer in attack mode!

Syrus

He looks tough!

Chazz

Guess we'll see.

Okay, Fire Sorcerer! Do your thing!

Syrus

Yeah, she's gonna do her thing! Um... what exactly is that again?

Syrus

Professor!

Chumley

Banner!

Chazz is being Chazz again!

All right, time to throw down! 'Cause I'm getting my friends back, no matter what it takes, Amnael!

Is that so? But what if you do not possess all that takes, Jaden? Because to beat me, you'll have to reach your whole new echelon of dueling expertise. Now we begin! [makes the first move] And I activate the spell card, Chaos Distill!

Syrus

What is that thing?

Chumley

Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna know.

Due to its effect, all my cards that would normally go to the graveyard this duel will instead be removed from play.

(thinking) Why would he want his cards removed from play?

Now, I'll activate my second spell card, Steel Lamp! And when Chaos Distill is on the field, I can use Steel Lamp to summon Alchemy Beast - Salamandra the Steel! You see, Alchemy Beasts can't be summoned in the normal manner, but they can wage direct attacks against you… which is a big problem for you because with these two spell cards: Bronze Scale and Lead Compass… along with Chaos Distill, I can now summon two more Alchemy Beasts! Ouroborus the Bronze and Leon the Lead! [snickers] I'll now end with a facedown.

Three monsters in the very first turn?!

That is correct. And if you think that is impressive, just wait until you see them attack!

I'm not gonna give 'em that chance!

That is one bubble that I'm afraid I must burst. I activate a trap: Elemental Absorber! With this card, I can remove a monster in my hand from play to negate the attack of your monster as long as they have the same attribute!

That's not good.

No, it's not. Not when the card I remove from play is Aqua Spirit!

No, my attack!

Has been stopped! And it's my turn now! Go, my Alchemy Beasts! Attack Jaden directly! Salamandra the Steel, let loose Flameshot of Ore! Now, Ouroborus and Leon, attack as well!

Syrus

Jaden just got clobbered!

Chumley

Hang in there, Jaden! He's only got one card left in his hand! If you can hold on through this turn, you'll have the upper hand and he'll be the one who's on the ropes!

Is that what you think?

Chumley

Uh-oh.

You should have paid better attention in class. Perhaps then you were thrown up against my Alchemy deck, things are not as they seem. I activate the spell card, Black Process - Negledo! When Chaos Distill is on the field and there no cards in my hand, this card allows me to remove all Alchemy Beasts on the field from play, and then draw two new cards per beast!

So then you're taking out your own monsters?!

That is the way of the alchemist. Destruction and rebirth. But I assure you, if you are destroyed here, there will be no rebirth for you. Now then, since I removed three Alchemy Beasts from play, I get to draw six cards. And now, let's play some of them! I activate Tin Spell Circle, Mercury Hourglass, and Silver Key! [uses the three spells to summon Alchemy Beast - Aretos the Tin, Ekenas the Mercury, and Moonface the Silver]

I activate the effect of Elemental Absorber! By simply removing The Rock Spirit from play, I can negate the attack of that earth attribute monster!

(thinking) Oh, man. It's like he has a card to cancel out every attribute monster in my deck!

I warned you, Jaden… To be triumphant, you will need to use your cards in a way you've never used them before. You will need to become a better duelist than you've ever been, if not, you will join your friends.

Oh, I'll be joining my friends alright… when I free 'em!

Then you had better "get your game on" because you have already fallen far behind. And you're about to fall even further! Observe! I activate the spell card, White Process - Albedo! And thanks to it, I can now summon Golden Homunculus! Forged in fire, Golden Homunculus doesn't work like any other cards you've seen. You see, his attack points and defense points are equal to the number of cards that I've removed from play and then multiplied by 300! So, since I have removed 13 cards so far, his attack points become 3,900! And your Life Points are about to become zero! It is over, Jaden. And I was expecting so much more from you. Attack, Alchemy Beasts! Sonic Searer! Screaming Stream! Shockwave Slivers!

Chumley

Jaden!

Syrus

He got nailed!

But I'm not finished yet. Now, Golden Homunculus, attack! Stone Shard Storm!

Syrus

I can swear I've seen that guy before.

Alexis

You're right.

Chazz

Yeah, he does look familiar.

Hey Chazz, maybe he graduated from that snooty prep school of yours.

Syrus

Good call. He certainly looks rich enough... and stuck up enough.

Chazz

Look, shrimp, he's nothing like me!

[Off-screen] Ojama Yellow! Defense mode!!

Syrus

Will you give it up? You're not in the army!

Who's the best? Troup Tyranno! And who's gonna win?

Syrus

Troup Jaden!

Am I the only one here who hasn't gone insane?

Game on!

Ladies first. [draws] Look out! I summon Prickle Fairy in defense mode!

Syrus

[Thinking] Whenever things get tough, I start to doubt myself! I hear this voice in my head telling me to give up because I'm not good enough!

You're not good enough, dork, so just give up!

Syrus

[Thinking] See, there it is!

C'mon soldier, up and at 'em. You can't hide in there forever.

Syrus

Of course not. Just for a few days. A week tops. But don't worry, I've got everything I need in here. Bottled water, a canned ham, Mr. Fuzzy-Bear....

I am not even gonna ask.