I thought you'd changed.
And I thought you were his trusted tutor. Guess we can't judge a book by its cover.
Evil minds think alike.
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You're weird.
You're half-vampire and half-werewolf. Now stop with the name-calling!
Many fangs make light work.
Can we please try to get on as a family for the next say... one hundred years?
With me as the Head, obviously.
(To Vlad) I thought you said we'd share the power?
Actually, what I said was I'd give you the status you deserve.
That'll be equal to a swamp rat, then!
(To Ingrid) Which'll give you top position as my number two.
No, she can't be your number two, you're my number two; that makes her number three.
No way am I number three!
(resignedly) Ohhh, this is gonna be a long hundred years...
JJonno
Vlad? No biting?
No slaying?
No fun!
(While serving blood at the Garside Blood Bank.)
B Positive with a splash of cranberry!
Renfield, this is a blood-bank, not a café!
(After all the donated bags of blood have been slashed.)
Look like claw marks, could be a werewolf.
(Everyone looks at Wolfie.)
It wasn't me.
Fangs can do that. Could be a vampire.
(Everyone looks at Wolfie again.)
Still not me.
Wanna get some blood the old school way?
Breaking the cease-fire. You're more stupid than you look, which is saying some.
(When Malik spray paints a vampiric symbol on a wall.)
Do you know what the V stands for?
Vampire?
Veni... Vedi... Voro... I came, I saw, I consumed!
(Vlad puts Erin's hand on his chest.)
A stake here and I'd live. Coz you stole my heart!
EErin
(smiling) Really? You're going with that?
Don't pretend it's not working.
EErin
What am I gonna do with you?
I'll make a list.
(When Malik and his gang arrive for blood at the Blood Bank.)
(spluttering) What're you trying to pull? This is diluted!
JJonno
Hey! We donated that blood.
That explains the bitter after-taste.
JJonno
You should be grateful for what you're given!
And you should be grateful you're alive!
So should you!
I want to see vampires and slayers in the same room getting on!
Doing what? Karaoke?
You made a big mistake at the football match.
Oh, tell me about it. I should've headed Ryan's cross instead of going for the volley. Sorry, mate.
You bit your way through half the slayer team!
Oh, that mistake?
The Slayer's Guild have given us forty-eight hours to stop attacking Breathers, otherwise the ceasefire is over.
RRyan
Does this mean they don't want a rematch?
I can revamp you! Now, who's with me?
(He begins clapping. Malik, Ryan and the feral vampires snigger, causing Vlad to stop.)
"Revamp"? Really?
I thought it was catchy. Obviously, not everyone agrees.
(Holding guns at the feral vampires.)
EErin
They're loaded with concentrated garlic juice.
Go ahead, punk! Make my day!
It's revamp or rest in peace.
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