You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 4
“Medicine” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Lisa (2), Kevin (2), Alasdair (1), Mrs. Prevert (1), Mr. Schidtler (1)
How many times do I have to tell you...
Aw, Mom...
Don't "Aw, Mom" me! How many times do I have to tell you not to play Doctor with that Johnny!
But Mom, there's nothing wrong in that!
"Nothing wrong in that"?! I've told you again and again, Johnny is a specialist! It's costing us a fortune! If you're going to play Doctor, I want you to play it with Ralph. He's a general practitioner.
"General Hospital" has been busted to Private Room. In its place, we are forced to present the following sick program.
Kevin, what does an apple a day keep away?
A doctor.
Right. Very good. Now, Lisa, what does a nine in time save?
Stitches.
Right! Now we are getting somewhere. What can we conclude from all this?
I know. If Luke would only get to school every day on time and stop throwing apples at your car, well then, he wouldn't need the doctor or the stitches.
Do you still think you could be a doctor when you grow up, Kevin?
Sure do. Check this out. (He writes something on a paper, than hands it to Alasdair.)
I can't a word of this writing.
Well, I'm halfway there already.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's You Can't Do That on Television pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
