You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 5
“Future World” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Mr. Prevert (1), Mike (1)
Did you see my picture in the paper yesterday, sir? I'm carrier of the week.
I never read the newspaper, son.
That's what everyone says on my route. No one ever reads their papers anymore.
That's right, everyone gets their news from the teletext on TV.
Then why do you all still get a newspaper?
Cause we haven't found any way to wrap up kitty litter in a television set.
Mrs. Prevert [to Dougie, her son] So you see Dougie dear, as long as we have more and bigger bombs than the Russians, there will never have a nuclear war. So I want you to go to sleep now and tomorrow I'll tell you another fairy tale.
"Life On Earth" has been cancelled in order that we may bring you the following bleak look into the future.
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