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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 4, Episode 4

Mr. Schidtler, Kevin and others in “Medicine”

SMr. Schidtler

Kevin, what does an apple a day keep away?

KKevin

A doctor.

SMr. Schidtler

Right. Very good. Now, Lisa, what does a nine in time save?

LLisa

Stitches.

SMr. Schidtler

Right! Now we are getting somewhere. What can we conclude from all this?

KKevin

I know. If Luke would only get to school every day on time and stop throwing apples at your car, well then, he wouldn't need the doctor or the stitches.

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