TV show quotes
What do you think the spiders want with us?
Dude, we're in their web. Take a guess.
[Understanding] I DON'T WANT A SPIDER TO EAT ME!
Chill, evil partner! Spiders don't eat people! They desiccate you, suck out all your fluids until nothing is left. [Clay dried up and the others staring at him] What? Can't a cowboy have a hobby?
I don't want to be...what he said!
Hurry, everyone! Take my hand!
I have a better idea! I'll take the Golden Tiger Claws!
Jack, you jerk!
Too late, Xiaolin has-been!
Get a move on! They're gaining on us!
I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH!
[Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself!
Rai, that wasn't very nice.
[scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider?
[A spider sits on Raimundo's shoulder. Raimundo screams, and hides behind baskets. Kimiko & Dojo laugh]
What a pansy!
Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]
We got a category 5 Wu alert. The Ying Yo-Yo just revealed itself.
The Ying Yo-Yo is one of the lesser-known. Shen Gong Wu. It acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang World- a parallel universe with laws of its own. One must remain cautious. Its powers are not fully understood.
I was hoping we'd all rise together.
[Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.
Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?
[Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo?
[Raimundo's head turns red and inflates while his hair starts to burn. Clay removes his hat, revealing a glass of water and he pours it on Raimundo's head. Raimundo gives Clay a thumbs-up.]
I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you.
I'm not laughing.
Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.
But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH!
[Chaos ensues, ending with Omi beaten up on the floor]
[Wincing] Nyah...
And your point?
Nothing, I like girls. [He passes out]
Jack Spicer! I order you to surrender at once!
Aw, of course I will surrender...BOBBLEHEAD!
Very interesting... it says here that Alexander The Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other.
What about Omi?
Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.
It maybe be time use our secret weapon: The Sweet Baby Among Us!
If only I did not have to sleep! Then I could fight 24/7!
Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, I was ready to humiliate you in battle, but I have no idea why.
It’s OK, Omi. It’s just good to have you back.
Omi, I missed you so.
OK, now I am most confused.
Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying Yang World. Instead of coming out whole, he must have left behind all of his evil.
I hate to interrupt such a nauseating moment, but we have some serious evil left on the agenda.
You have got no hold on Omi. He’s got his Chi back, and you ain’t getting your grubby hands on it.
Omi swore his loyalty to me.
He wasn’t himself back then.
Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us.
Heylin Memory Recall!
[In recall] I do swear my loyalty to you. [End of recall] Wait. Chase Young is right. As a Xiaolin Monk, I am bound by my word.
[Kimiko, Clay, Raimundo, and Jack gasped]
I have no choice but to stay.
I hate the AWAY games. The crowd's always against you.
[Wuya cheering]
Sparrow Eating Hot Dog! [jumps off the rock]
[surprised] Sparrow Eating Hot Dog?
No! It appears you have taught me too well!
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