X-Men: Evolution · Season 1
Wolverine [after Nightcrawler attempts to get pancakes]: ELF! [sighs] How many times do I gotta tell ya? Ask and it'll get passed to ya.
Sorry. I didn't want to interupt you. [teleports back in his chair]
That's better. Now mind your manners. [passes the pancakes to Nightcrawler]
I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
It's really not so bad, Mrs. Daniels. Having special powers can be pretty cool sometimes.
Oh yeah! I'll tell you what, Shades! Let's see what you've got that's so cool!
Evan!
Sorry, Mom.
No really, it's okay. It's just that Scott's powers aren't really what you'd call 'indoor-friendly'.
Okay, whatever. Look, man. I like it right here and I'm not going to some home for freaks! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some school stuff to take care of. (goes upstairs)
Evan!
Well, that went well!
Yeah. And I thought we were really making a connection there.
I apologize for my son, Mr. Summers. He's obviously dealing with a lot right now. I'll talk with him.
(using her power) Hey! He's going out the window.
(The group sees Evan going off on his skateboard)
We've really got to work on our sales pitch!
Eww! Professor! Kurt is, like, totally getting fur in the pool!!
I am not!!
Go to Duncan Matthews' party? I don't think so. Matthews is a jerk.
No he's not. I'd go.
No freshmen allowed.
Oh. Matthews is a jerk.
Hey, chicks dig the fuzzy dude! [to Shadowcat, suggestively] Right?
I'm, like, so out of here. Later.
Oh yeah, she can't resist.
Hey! Watch the tail! (jerks Kurt off of table) Now, see? That's exactly what I'm talking about --
You pulled my tail, man!
Grow up, Kurt.
Hey, lighten up, dude!
You're always goofing around!
And you're seriously cramping my style!
Listen.
No, you listen! There's a sound I want you to hear, and it's-
(Nightcrawler teleports, leaving Cyclops coughing in a cloud of brimstone.)
[To Jean and Evan] Blew it, didn't I?
Oh yeah.
Totally.
I knew I should have paid more attention in computer lab.
It's raining furniture!
Don't let my looks fool you. I'm a harmless blue fuzzball.
[After Cyclops, Spyke, Jean and Shadowcat recover Forge's projector.]
Step back. This is going to be messy.
You know, I could just, like, phase through it and short it out quietly? [Cyclops and Spyke look at her blankly.] Oh, right. Forget I mentioned it. [to Jean] Like, what is it with guys and explosions anyway?
Man. You do have that rep.
I swear, that homie's lingo is so whack.
(about Forge as they wander through Middleverse.)
Rogue, Mystique sent us to find you. So are you with us or them?
Mystique? You're working for her?
Hey, Summers, you got your friends, I got mine. But this ain't my fight, I'm outta here.
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