Go to Duncan Matthews' party? I don't think so. Matthews is a jerk.
No he's not. I'd go.
No freshmen allowed.
Oh. Matthews is a jerk.
Hey, chicks dig the fuzzy dude! [to Shadowcat, suggestively] Right?
I'm, like, so out of here. Later.
Oh yeah, she can't resist.
Hey! Watch the tail! (jerks Kurt off of table) Now, see? That's exactly what I'm talking about --
You pulled my tail, man!
Grow up, Kurt.
Hey, lighten up, dude!
You're always goofing around!
And you're seriously cramping my style!
Listen.
No, you listen! There's a sound I want you to hear, and it's-
(Nightcrawler teleports, leaving Cyclops coughing in a cloud of brimstone.)
[To Jean and Evan] Blew it, didn't I?
Oh yeah.
Totally.
I knew I should have paid more attention in computer lab.
It's raining furniture!
Don't let my looks fool you. I'm a harmless blue fuzzball.
[After Cyclops, Spyke, Jean and Shadowcat recover Forge's projector.]
Step back. This is going to be messy.
You know, I could just, like, phase through it and short it out quietly? [Cyclops and Spyke look at her blankly.] Oh, right. Forget I mentioned it. [to Jean] Like, what is it with guys and explosions anyway?
FForge
Man. You do have that rep.
I swear, that homie's lingo is so whack.
(about Forge as they wander through Middleverse.)
Rogue, Mystique sent us to find you. So are you with us or them?
Mystique? You're working for her?
Hey, Summers, you got your friends, I got mine. But this ain't my fight, I'm outta here.
So, how far does this middleverse extend?
FForge
Stops just short of the girls locker room, isn't that a burn?
KKurt
(to Rogue) What are you doing here?
Hey, look who's talkin'! At least I didn't blow the place up!
You and me got a date, Pretty Kitty. How about a ride on a concrete coaster?
Lousy ride, loser!
RKRandom kid
Ahhh! A ghost! Blue and hairy demon!! I'm outta here!
What is this, abuse the Toad day?
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