Spyke quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Spyke

[to an overweight Kurt] Dude, lay off the burger bombs.

Storm

Evan, are you alright? I've been concerned about you lately. You know, about the things we've discussed before?

Spyke

Yeah, yeah, no problem Auntie O', everything's cool.

Storm

Evan, I saw what happened to you out there tonight; when you fell.

Spyke

Hey, it's no big deal; I got it under control. Ah... ATCHOO! [the sneeze causes him to spray bone spikes all over the locker room, narrowly missing Storm]

Storm

[Unfazed] Bless you.

Spyke

[Sniffs] Busted, huh?

Storm

Big time.

Cyclops

Hey! Watch the tail! (jerks Kurt off of table) Now, see? That's exactly what I'm talking about --

Nightcrawler

You pulled my tail, man!

Cyclops

Grow up, Kurt.

Nightcrawler

Hey, lighten up, dude!

Cyclops

You're always goofing around!

Nightcrawler

And you're seriously cramping my style!

Cyclops

Listen.

Nightcrawler

No, you listen! There's a sound I want you to hear, and it's-

Cyclops

[To Jean and Evan] Blew it, didn't I?

Jean Grey

Oh yeah.

Spyke

Totally.

Spyke

[Starts walking towards Beast] [To Beast] Show his eyes, and grieve his heart.

Storm

[Lands] [To her nephew] Evan, no! Stay back!

Spyke

[To Beast] Come like shadows, so depart. Sleep shall neither night nor day. Hang upon his penthouse lid. He shall live a man forbid. Weary s'nights nine times nine. Shall he dwindle peak and pine.

[Puts his hand on Beast's head, telepathically] [To Beast] Hank, listen to me. [Puts his other hand on his own head] You're still in there. You know what's happening to you, so take control. You're stronger than the beast. Don't give up.

Spyke

[To Beast] Though his part cannot be lost, yet it shall be tempest tossed.

Iceman

Me? But my grades are improving!

Beast

Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.

Spyke

Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!

Spyke

...do these forests have sidewalks?

Spyke

As for you: threatening little girls? You're lucky I only damaged your car.

Duncan

Yeah? And you think I'm going to let you get away with messing up my ride?

Spyke

Well, I guess the question is: What are you going to do about it?

Spyke

Go ahead. Make the call. Spread the word. Tell them the mutants of Bayville are off-limits to hate crime, as of now.

Duncan

(Into phone) Get me the police!

Storm

[To her nephew] Evan, please. You don't have to go back with them. Return to the Institute.

Spyke

Sorry, Auntie O. But this? [Picks up Duncan's gun] This isn't over. And you guys don't need me, not like they do.

Storm

Then just know that I am proud of you.