X-Men: Evolution · Season 3, Episode 7
“The Toad, the Witch and the Wardrobe” · Season 3, Episode 7
In this episode: Toad (5), Nightcrawler (3), Amanda Sefton (2), Quicksilver (1), Pietro (1), Scarlet Witch (1)
May I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge of this group for a reason? The only chance you have of joining his new group is if you guys can prove you can work together as a team. And that, my friends, takes leadership. Strong, deicsive, fearless- WANDA! Don't tell her I'm here!
[Quicksilver hides in a closet as Scarlet Witch storms into the Brotherhood home.]
Babycakes, you've come back to me.
Where is he?!
Pietro? He's in the closet.
Thanks a lot, wart boy!
That was a delicious dinner, Mrs. Sefton.
Well, it was sweet of you to offer to do the dishes.
Oh, Kurt is very considerate. He gets good grades, too. And he has the nicest friends.
[Immediately before Toad crashes into the Sefton cottage and tries to steal Nightcrawler's portable holo-projector.]
[After Toad accidentally slips into the sink.]
EW! I touched soap!
[Toad has destroyed Amanda's house and stolen Kurt's image inducer, revealing his true self]
[weakly] So, who wants dessert?
[Nightcrawler is sadly staring at a picture of himself and Amanda.]
[Hops in through the window, causing Nightcrawler to turn around] [To Nightcrawler] Hey, hey, hey! Nightcreeper!
[Enraged] You! You ruined my life, you bug-eating scab! Give me back my inducer!
[Hop on the bed] Now, I'm sensing some hostility here.
[Losing control of his rage, Nightcrawler attempts to tackle Toad, but he jumps up in the air and lands on top of him. Nightcrawler throws Toad on the floor and they start fighting.]
[Gets Nightcrawler in a headlock] Uh, would this be the wrong time to ask you for a favor?
[Nightcrawler throws Toad of him, then tackles him. They keep fighting.]
[Pins Nightcrawler down] Look, I haven't got your inducer, okay? But you'll get it back, I promise. I just need your help on a teeny-weeny matter.
[Nightcrawler and Toad arrive outside Magneto's hideout.]
[To Nightcrawler] Look, all you gotta do is get us in there. I'll do the "damsel rescuing".
Fine. But the minute we're out, we go get the inducer, right?
Yeah, uh, well– [Pulls out the image inducer] about that–
[Enraged] You slimeball! You said you didn't have it! [Snatches the image inducer from Toad] Okay, that's it! I'm outta here! [Tries to storm off]
[Stops Nightcrawler before he can storm off] Wait, wait! Look, give me a break, will ya? I just want a chance to– [Sighs] to look good for Wanda, you know? Like you do for Amanda.
You mean, like I did, till you showed up.
Okay, okay. But you know, hiding who we are is something you and me kinda got in common, especially if it's for someone we care about. Come on, what do ya say?
[Sighs, knowing he has no choice but to help Toad rescue Wanda] Somebody kick me.
All right! [Snatches the image inducer from Nightcrawler] You're my man elf! [Puts on the image inducer and uses it to transform into Eric] Now we be rescuing, ja ja?
[Nightcrawler takes Toad's arm and teleports them both into the hideout.]
[Wanda is taking out some books from a bookcase and putting them in a box, with Toad looking on.]
[To Wanda] Okay, okay. Let me get this straight. You mean, you're not mad at your father no more?
Not really. I know I was once, but- it's funny. I just can't seem to remember why. It's all a blur.
Man! They really did a number on your head. Well, let me enlighten you, Snookums. Uh, see, when you were a kid-
[Pietro speeds by, grabbing Toad and taking him to the kitchen.]
[To Toad] Are you nuts?! Why do you wanna start all that again?!
Hey, I was just-
Look, she's a lot happier with all those memories gone, which means she'll stop looking for Magneto, which means she'll stick around here near you.
Ha ha ha. You got a point. Okay, I'll keep my mouth shut. Besides, if she can get over hating her father, then there's hope for me yet.
[Toad hops back to Wanda.]
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