Toad quotes from X-Men: Evolution

Toad

Man, this bums, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.

Blob

Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing at school anyway.

Quicksilver

But we do know why Lance is here. He'd like to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S-I....

Mystique

Gentlemen, meet your new secret weapon.

Quicksilver

Wanda?!

Scarlet Witch

Pietro?!

Toad

Ex-girlfriend?

Quicksilver

Worse! She's my sister!

[Searches through the bag] [To Toad] Hey, Toad! Where are our clothes? [Pulls out Wanda's nightgown] This is all just Wanda's stuff! [Wanda snatches her nightgown from him]

Toad

Yeah, well, who cares what we wear. [To Wanda] I'd go with the, uh, black apres, red top, and matching ruby choker.

Toad

[Sighs dreamily] She makes a guy wanna- brush his teeth.

Blob

We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.

Toad

Since when?

Quicksilver

May I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge of this group for a reason? The only chance you have of joining his new group is if you guys can prove you can work together as a team. And that, my friends, takes leadership. Strong, deicsive, fearless- WANDA! Don't tell her I'm here!

Toad

Babycakes, you've come back to me.

Scarlet Witch

Where is he?!

Toad

Pietro? He's in the closet.

Quicksilver

Thanks a lot, wart boy!

Toad

[Hops in through the window, causing Nightcrawler to turn around] [To Nightcrawler] Hey, hey, hey! Nightcreeper!

Nightcrawler

[Enraged] You! You ruined my life, you bug-eating scab! Give me back my inducer!

Toad

[Hop on the bed] Now, I'm sensing some hostility here.

Toad

[Gets Nightcrawler in a headlock] Uh, would this be the wrong time to ask you for a favor?

Toad

[Pins Nightcrawler down] Look, I haven't got your inducer, okay? But you'll get it back, I promise. I just need your help on a teeny-weeny matter.

Toad

[To Nightcrawler] Look, all you gotta do is get us in there. I'll do the "damsel rescuing".

Nightcrawler

Fine. But the minute we're out, we go get the inducer, right?

Toad

Yeah, uh, well– [Pulls out the image inducer] about that–

Nightcrawler

[Enraged] You slimeball! You said you didn't have it! [Snatches the image inducer from Toad] Okay, that's it! I'm outta here! [Tries to storm off]

Toad

[Stops Nightcrawler before he can storm off] Wait, wait! Look, give me a break, will ya? I just want a chance to– [Sighs] to look good for Wanda, you know? Like you do for Amanda.

Nightcrawler

You mean, like I did, till you showed up.

Toad

Okay, okay. But you know, hiding who we are is something you and me kinda got in common, especially if it's for someone we care about. Come on, what do ya say?

Nightcrawler

[Sighs, knowing he has no choice but to help Toad rescue Wanda] Somebody kick me.

Toad

All right! [Snatches the image inducer from Nightcrawler] You're my man elf! [Puts on the image inducer and uses it to transform into Eric] Now we be rescuing, ja ja?

Toad

[To Wanda] Okay, okay. Let me get this straight. You mean, you're not mad at your father no more?

Not really. I know I was once, but- it's funny. I just can't seem to remember why. It's all a blur.

Toad

Man! They really did a number on your head. Well, let me enlighten you, Snookums. Uh, see, when you were a kid-

[To Toad] Are you nuts?! Why do you wanna start all that again?!

Toad

Hey, I was just-

Look, she's a lot happier with all those memories gone, which means she'll stop looking for Magneto, which means she'll stick around here near you.

Toad

Ha ha ha. You got a point. Okay, I'll keep my mouth shut. Besides, if she can get over hating her father, then there's hope for me yet.

Toad

Never fear, people, the Brotherhood has arrived. We'll stop that runaway train.

Yeah, but what about the other train?

Quicksilver

Uh... What other train?

Radio says one's coming the other way carrying eight tankers of gasoline.

Toad

Did we win?

Quicksilver

Don't you ever learn?

Toad

Oh, that's right. We never win.