[After Toad, blown into the mansion by Storm's powers, meets Nightcrawler for the first time.]
Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?
The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.
You blue-furred freak!
X-Men: Evolution · Season 1, Episode 1
“Strategy X” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Toad (5), Nightcrawler (3), Professor Xavier (3), Wolverine (1), Cyclops (1), Storm (1)
[After Toad, blown into the mansion by Storm's powers, meets Nightcrawler for the first time.]
Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?
The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.
You blue-furred freak!
[As Toad chases Nightcrawler through the mansion, the former hurling insults at the latter.]
As you say in America, "neener, neener, neener!"
That ain't gonna help you, boy!
You're so slow, you couldn't catch flies off a windshield!
Fight like a man!
Yes. The boy is, indeed, gifted. He could be one of us.
Sometimes, Professor, I think your good heart blinds even you from the truth.
[Nightcrawler suddenly leaps down the hall, chased by Toad]
I'm gonna rip that pointy tail off, ya fuzzy gecko!
[chasing Nightcrawler] Come here, Wookiee boy! Come on, come over here, don't make me come up there, don't make me, oh, now you're starting to tick me off...
Todd Tolansky does indeed have the gift of the X-gene. He is welcome to join us, if he so desires.
[still mad at Kurt] The only thing I desire is blue-boy's fuzzy head!
I came back 'cause I thought I smelled trouble brewing. [glances at Toad] Of course, it could've just been stink-boy there...
I wish it was. Welcome home, old friend. We've missed you.
[checking out the Blackbird] Sehr gut! Is it yours? Please tell me you get to fly it.
It's ours. If you stick around long enough, I'll teach you how to pilot this bad boy.
But...I almost got you guys killed a few minutes ago.
Yeah... don't do that again. But look, we all mess up sometimes; I know I do. That's why we're all here: to learn not to make mistakes like that. That's why we'd like you to stay.
And you don't mind... the way I look?
[Laughs] Dude, just don't hassle me about my shades and we'll call it even.
We have a deal, then.
Welcome to the team. Come on, I'll show you where they hide the sodas.
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