Stephanie McMahon quotes from WrestleMania

[introducing Triple H] Rise in the presence of the Authority & show your respect. You are merely the blind sheep who follow. You exist to serve us. We are the providers and the protectors. We are the leaders, the chiefs, and the generals. We are the absolute power. WE OWN YOU! You are mere shells of humanity hanging onto the empty notion of hope - hope for a savior. Hope that someone or something will take away the pain. That is your pathetic lives. Well, hope gets pulverized at the hands of reality and tonight will be no different because after tonight, all hope will be gone! Because there can be only one who stands in this - the coliseum of the immortals as the Undisputed champion. Only one who takes the breath of his opponents with barbaric fortitude. Only one who wears the sharpened crown. Now bow down and grovel at his feet. He is the King. The King of Kings. The Cerebral Assassin. The Game - TRIPLE H!!!!

Whoa, Dad, you look huge! You look awesome! Oh yeah! Way bigger than those 24-inch pythons!

[overlapping] Phenomenal! Look at that! Oh, HBK is going down, oh baby! Ohh!

[overlapping] Awesome. Awesome! Awesome, awesome! [agreeing Stephanie] Ohh, big man!

[overlapping] Oh yeah! Can you imagine—can you imagine Shawn Michaels insinuating that I'm the one that should be praying? Huh? [to Stephanie] Can you imagine that?

No.

You imagine me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, praying?

[in unison] No.

Guess what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do—as a matter of fact, that's exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna have our first ever McMahon Family Prayer. Everybody on your knees. C'mon, get on your knee. C'mon. [to Stephanie] I know you're pregnant, get down, c'mon.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm serious. Get down.

Okay. [struggles to get down]

C'mon. Alright. Close your eyes and bow your head. [to God] God? Let's face it: I don't like you! You don't like me! I've defied every law you've ever had, and yet been tremendously successful! And I'm sure, God, you never intended on a 60-year old to have a Herculean physique as I do! I know, God, that...you and I aren't close but I know you and Shawn Michaels are very, very close. So tonight, God, I like to tell you what I'm gonna do with your favorite wrestler! I'm gonna send Shawn Michaels down to the FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL! AMEN!

Amen!

[Nods sheepishly] Amen.

HALLELUJAH!

Yeah. Handsome son of a bitch.

[off-screen] Hi, Pop!

Ha ha! Steph!

[overlapping] Wishing you luck in your match tonight.

Ha ha ha ha! Well, what do we have here, huh? Ha-heh! [snarls at Stephanie] What the hell are you doing with this baby in here? Bringing my granddaughter in here like this!

Look, I'll just take her away—

Huh? Wha—No, you just leave it right here!

Dad.

I want some good luck and maybe she can give it to me. Okay, relax, okay? [to granddaughter] Coo coo coo coo...Ha ha ha ha ha~

[to Stephanie] I wash my hands. [continues to coo granddaughter again with laughter as the camera switches to the baby's POV] You came to see Grandpop, huh? Yeah, you came to see Grandpop beat up Donald Trump. That's just what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do that for you— You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna bash Donald Trump's head in. That's what I'm gonna do, yeah—

[concerned] Dad—

[to Stephanie] Shut up. [to granddaughter] And you wanna think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna knoc— I'm gonna give him a skull fracture. How's that, huh? You like Pops to do that? Give the skull fracture? Yeah, I think so. Ha ha ha ha—

[concerned] Dad—

[to Stephanie] Easy, now.

You're gonna scare her—

[to granddaughter menacingly] And, I'm gonna bloody him up, okay? I'm gonna bloody him up big time. [switches to gentle] Then I'm gonna shave his head bald. Yeah, I'd be out there pulling it out by the roots. You'd like that, huh? That look good, huh—?

[to Stephanie] You smell what I smell? Smell it.

She just took a Trump.