[Backstage, Vince McMahon flex his pecs in front of the McMahon Family]
Whoa, Dad, you look huge! You look awesome! Oh yeah! Way bigger than those 24-inch pythons!
[overlapping] Phenomenal! Look at that! Oh, HBK is going down, oh baby! Ohh!
[overlapping] Awesome. Awesome! Awesome, awesome! [agreeing Stephanie] Ohh, big man!
[overlapping] Oh yeah! Can you imagine—can you imagine Shawn Michaels insinuating that I'm the one that should be praying? Huh? [to Stephanie] Can you imagine that?
No.
You imagine me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, praying?
[in unison] No.
Guess what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do—as a matter of fact, that's exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna have our first ever McMahon Family Prayer. Everybody on your knees. C'mon, get on your knee. C'mon. [to Stephanie] I know you're pregnant, get down, c'mon.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious. Get down.
Okay. [struggles to get down]
C'mon. Alright. Close your eyes and bow your head. [to God] God? Let's face it: I don't like you! You don't like me! I've defied every law you've ever had, and yet been tremendously successful! And I'm sure, God, you never intended on a 60-year old to have a Herculean physique as I do! I know, God, that...you and I aren't close but I know you and Shawn Michaels are very, very close. So tonight, God, I like to tell you what I'm gonna do with your favorite wrestler! I'm gonna send Shawn Michaels down to the FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL! AMEN!
Amen!
[Nods sheepishly] Amen.
HALLELUJAH!
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