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WrestleMania · Season 1, Episode 15

Stephanie McMahon, Shane McMahon and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Backstage, Vince McMahon flex his pecs in front of the McMahon Family]

Whoa, Dad, you look huge! You look awesome! Oh yeah! Way bigger than those 24-inch pythons!

SMShane McMahon

[overlapping] Phenomenal! Look at that! Oh, HBK is going down, oh baby! Ohh!

LMLinda McMahon

[overlapping] Awesome. Awesome! Awesome, awesome! [agreeing Stephanie] Ohh, big man!

MMr. McMahon

[overlapping] Oh yeah! Can you imagine—can you imagine Shawn Michaels insinuating that I'm the one that should be praying? Huh? [to Stephanie] Can you imagine that?

No.

MMr. McMahon

You imagine me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, praying?

MFMcMahon Family

[in unison] No.

MMr. McMahon

Guess what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do—as a matter of fact, that's exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna have our first ever McMahon Family Prayer. Everybody on your knees. C'mon, get on your knee. C'mon. [to Stephanie] I know you're pregnant, get down, c'mon.

SShane

Are you serious?

MMr. McMahon

Yeah, I'm serious. Get down.

Okay. [struggles to get down]

MMr. McMahon

C'mon. Alright. Close your eyes and bow your head. [to God] God? Let's face it: I don't like you! You don't like me! I've defied every law you've ever had, and yet been tremendously successful! And I'm sure, God, you never intended on a 60-year old to have a Herculean physique as I do! I know, God, that...you and I aren't close but I know you and Shawn Michaels are very, very close. So tonight, God, I like to tell you what I'm gonna do with your favorite wrestler! I'm gonna send Shawn Michaels down to the FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL! AMEN!

SLStephanie and Linda

Amen!

SShane

[Nods sheepishly] Amen.

MMr. McMahon

HALLELUJAH!

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