Why Herb, this is a really fine French wine!
Is it? Well, I told the guy to give me the best he's got in the store without going over fourteen bucks.
S2 E16Put Up Or Shut Up
S2 E17The Americanization of Ivan
Damn, I like this cloak and dagger stuff! Carrying a Russian across Ohio in the dead of night, and you're telling me my life ain't workin' out?
If there's one thing this reporter knows about, it's two things: One, hogs, and two, Russians.
S2 E18Les's Groupie
You're Les' fiancée?
DDarlene
Mm hmm.
Uh huh. Does Les know about this?
[Mrs. Nedelman] doesn't like for me to have lady guests.
DDarlene
It must be terrible to have such an awful landlady living right next door!
Oh, she's not my landlady, she's my tenant. I own this duplex.
DDarlene
Rather than put an old lady, or even a dog, out in the street, you just take it. What a man you are, Les Nessman.
S2 E20The Doctor's Daughter
[to Johnny] We've got a playlist. You should play the list. We've gotta play some Top 40 hits, don't we? Why, sure we do. Yet you have yet to play a single hit off the playlist all week. Play the playlist. Play a part of the playlist! Play one song off the playlist! Play a part of one of the songs off the playlist! Well, it's so nice to see we've established a dialogue here. There you go, you want to talk about this, I'll be in my office playing with a loaded revolver.
[after Andy's pressure to play a Top 40 song] Okay babies, we've got time for just one Top 40 Hit, so let's check out the Captain and Tenille. Uh oh! No more time. Maybe tomorrow!
S2 E23Venus Rising
[on getting older] I took a look at my wardrobe, and I asked myself, "does a grown man dress like this?"
S2 E24Most Improved Station
Why are we all here on this planet?
As opposed to where, Les?
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