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WKRP in Cincinnati · Season 1, Episode 20

“Young Master Carlson” quotes from WKRP in Cincinnati

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“Young Master Carlson” · Season 1, Episode 20

In this episode: Bailey Quarters (2), Dr. Johnny Fever (1), Les Nessman (1), Andy Travis (1), Herb Tarlek (1), Jennifer Marlowe (1), Mr. Carlson (1)

You interested in radio?

LALittle Arthur

Oh, kinda.

It's probably because he knows that the first thing you do when you overthrow a government is seize control of the radio station.

[Les pays Little Arthur to learn what Mrs. Carlson says about him]

LALittle Arthur

She says that you're obtuse.

[reading dictionary] Adultery... Admire...

Let me see that.

[snatches dictionary away from Herb]

Obtuse...

[snatching dictionary back from Les] Addle-minded!

[snatching back the dictionary] Obtuse!

[Herb attempts to snatch the dictionary back from Les, but Les slams Herb's hand in the book] Addle-ow!

[entering] Hi, guys.

Oh. Hi, Bailey. Met Carlson's son?

Yes. I've had the pleasure.

Well, he's quite a kid. Let me tell you. [under breath to Little Arthur] Tell your dad I said that.

[excited] Obtuse! According to Websters, exceeding ninety degrees but less than one-hundred eighty degrees; lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility; rounded at the free end; dull. [looks and feels offended] That's an insult!

Les, take it easy.

Take it easy?

Yeah. Just calm down, okay?

Don't tell me to calm down. I just paid five dollars to find out I'm "rounded at the free end"!

Cool off, Les.

He's just mad because he's not addle-minded.

I am too.

No. You're not.

[Herb and Less start hitting each other] Yes. I am.

No. You're not.

Yes. I am!

You're not!

You guys! You are both addle-minded!

Thank you, Bailey.

You're welcome, Les.

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