[Les pays Little Arthur to learn what Mrs. Carlson says about him]
She says that you're obtuse.
Ooh!
[reading dictionary] Adultery... Admire...
Let me see that.
[snatches dictionary away from Herb]
Obtuse...
[snatching dictionary back from Les] Addle-minded!
[snatching back the dictionary] Obtuse!
[Herb attempts to snatch the dictionary back from Les, but Les slams Herb's hand in the book] Addle-ow!
[entering] Hi, guys.
Oh. Hi, Bailey. Met Carlson's son?
Yes. I've had the pleasure.
Well, he's quite a kid. Let me tell you. [under breath to Little Arthur] Tell your dad I said that.
[excited] Obtuse! According to Websters, exceeding ninety degrees but less than one-hundred eighty degrees; lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility; rounded at the free end; dull. [looks and feels offended] That's an insult!
Les, take it easy.
Take it easy?
Yeah. Just calm down, okay?
Don't tell me to calm down. I just paid five dollars to find out I'm "rounded at the free end"!
Cool off, Les.
He's just mad because he's not addle-minded.
I am too.
No. You're not.
[Herb and Less start hitting each other] Yes. I am.
No. You're not.
Yes. I am!
You're not!
You guys! You are both addle-minded!
Thank you, Bailey.
You're welcome, Les.
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