LALead Alien
Hand over the Milkshake Machine
[Jerry holds Max in front of him]
Here's the Milkshake Machine
JERRY!!!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Let's find Alex and get out of here.
Right, and before she figures out that there's a school on board.
Did you guys know that there's a school on board?
Okay, Alex. I got exactly what I wanted: a date with London Tipton.
Great!
Not great. I lied to get her.
Still great!
No. I got exactly what I wanted and now it's all terrible because she's not so smart.
What do you mean?
Max thinks she's dumb.
Oh, you gotta dump her.
LLondon
Oh my gosh! Bailey?! She's choking! She's choking! Dr. Fossil, help her! You're a doctor!
I don't know how to save her!
LLondon
What kind of doctor doesn't know how to save a person's life?!
Look, I was going to tell you-
LLondon
Tell me what? That you're not a very smart doctor?!
Bailey! (gives Bailey abdominal thrusts and Bailey stops choking) Bailey, are you okay?
BBailey
Yes, thank you! (hugs Alex)
MMr. Moseby
You just saved her life. What's your name again?
Ashley Simpson!
Well, at least I had fun in the sun before I got stuck in that class.
At least I got to go on a cruise I had no business on.
(smiles) I'll see you back home. (casts a spell) From east to west, this spell's no jest, wherever we roam, send Harper back home. (Harper disappears) Wait, did I say roam or home first? Eh, she'll like Rome.
That's why they had fangs.
You're dating the competition? How could you do this to us?
I used magic to add 5 extra minutes to my break schedule. So now when I take my break, it'll be for 25 minutes at a time.
(Stares at him in disbelief, then shakes her head.) You used MAGIC to do this? (Wipes off a "0" on the white board and writes a "5".) Ugh, Justin! You could have used magic to, I don't know, stop time, freeze Mom and Dad so they couldn't find you, create an alternate universe where you and Juliet could date for like a year but it would only be one minute of our time. Something big and magical!
I also used it to grow 2 inches.
You are a WizIDIOT!
(inside a giant Jack-o-Lantern) You're probably jealous because I moved out of the house before you did. Tell Mommy and Daddy I said "Hi", loser!
Okay. I'll tell them. (turns to the house) Hey Mom, Dad; the kid living in the Jack-o-Lantern thinks I'm the loser!
(about Juliet's parents' plans to suck her and Harper's blood) Wait a minute, so you were planning this the whole time? Unbelievable! Well! Maybe this goes without saying, but I quit!
(to Alex) I kinda need the job, so I'm going to take my chances.
Not until you apologize for almost biting my daughter's neck and turning her into a vampire for all of eternity!
CCindy
Alright, alright, we're sorry! Why don't we smooth it over with a little bit of ice cream?
Really? You're about to turn our daughter into a vampire, and you think you can just "smooth it over" with some ice cream?
AAlucard
So you don't want the ice cream?
No, we want the ice cream.
Jerry!
Um...and I think we need more of an apology.
CCindy
Unlimited toppings?
I accept your apology. I'll take mine in a cup.
Dad! They were just about to eat our blood!
That's right! This is unacceptable! Harper was going to be the one to take care of us in our old age!
(quietly) Yes!
AAlucard
Alright! I'll make dinner, too! Who's up for some really rare steaks?
Justin, you've got to stop buying me those parenting books. I'm not going to read them!
Hi, dad. You must have noticed how down I was and wanted to come talk.
No, we need the table.
No, I know you can sing. I'm just saying, do you really want to do it in front of all of those people? Staring right up at you? Waving their cellphones, taking your picture? Putting it on the internet for people to see over and over and over again, so people can watch it for years and years and years?
No, it's gonna-it's gonna be great. Because after that, I'm going to ask her to go steady with me.
(scoffs) Go steady? Whose prom are you going to, grandpa's?
It feels good to be appreciated.
Yeah, don't get use to it.
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