Not until you apologize for almost biting my daughter's neck and turning her into a vampire for all of eternity!
Alright, alright, we're sorry! Why don't we smooth it over with a little bit of ice cream?
Really? You're about to turn our daughter into a vampire, and you think you can just "smooth it over" with some ice cream?
So you don't want the ice cream?
No, we want the ice cream.
Jerry!
Um...and I think we need more of an apology.
Unlimited toppings?
I accept your apology. I'll take mine in a cup.
Dad! They were just about to eat our blood!
That's right! This is unacceptable! Harper was going to be the one to take care of us in our old age!
(quietly) Yes!
Alright! I'll make dinner, too! Who's up for some really rare steaks?
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