Happy Hogan quotes from What If...?

Happy Hogan

"Throw a holiday party, it'll be fun!" Tony said. "What could go wrong?"

Happy

Zombie-freakin'-apocalypse, and somehow, I'm still driving.

What is the problem? I thought you were an Uber driver.

Happy

No. No, I'm a personal chauffeur. There's a difference.

The only difference between a hero and a villain is good PR. You see, redemption in this country, it isn't about penance. No, it's about rebranding, and that Hulk blood was gonna be my chance, and then you stole it from me, Happy Hogan. Don't worry; I will reverse-engineer it after I dissect your twitching corpse.

Darcy

Don't let him spook you, Happy!

That's right, Ho-Ho-Hogan, I got your girl Friday, but all I want for Christmas is you.

Darcy

Oh-ho! Gotta admit, that's some solid holiday wordplay.

Hey, thanks! Penthouse. Five minutes. Or your intern gets a bullet from Santa.

Darcy

[Offended] But I'm adorable!

Oh, and Happy? Do us all a favor. Don't be a hero.

Happy

Turn the elevator on. I'm coming up.

[after Happy saves him from falling to his death] You saved me? Why?

Happy

It's Christmas, Hammer. Goodwill towards men. Even the bad ones.