Nick Fury quotes from What If...?

Coulson

[about Thor] Suspect is caucasian male, mid-twenties, with...Really great hair.

Fury

Excuse me...?

Coulson

It's an accurate description. Sir, he’s gorgeous.

Fury

[answering a cell call from Natasha] I'm a little busy here, Widow.

Natasha

Oh, good. We'll start a support group. I've got General Ross, a dozen snipers and a few tanks. What are you dealing with?

Fury

Space Vikings.

Natasha

Showoff.

Fury

Declaring war on this planet will not bring your prince back!

[stops Loki] Wait. He's not wrong. The All-Father would want us to listen.

Fury

We have the same enemy here. The person who killed your brother also killed two of my people. Good people. We should be working together.

Loki

We are not allies.

Fury

Then let me help you. I promise, when I find your brother's killer, you will have your pound of flesh.

Loki

[takes the staff that a member of the Einherjar has handed him] What a fascinating choice of words. But I shall require the entire corpse.

Fury

You need to give me time.

Loki

[glances at the sun, then turns back to Fury] Very well. You have until the next rise of Midgard's sun to deliver my brother's assassin, or I will reduce this planet to ash and ice.

Coulson

The Avengers fell before they had a chance to rise. May they rest in peace.

Fury

They can. But we won't. The Avengers were always meant to be more than a team. They were an idea, the affirmation of humanity's need to believe that in our darkest hour, we will find our heroes.

The Watcher

[closing narration] I believe that in this universe, as in every other, hope never dies– as long as someone keeps their good eye on the bigger picture.

Fury

Welcome back, Captain. [Turns around and sees Carol behind him]

So, where's the fight?

Loki

[Knocks Fury down and points the scepter at him] You and your replacement Avengers fought valiantly, but now I think it's time you told me all your secrets. [gets kicked in the face by Ep 8 Natasha, who picks up the scepter that he dropped] I was told you were dead.

[points the scepter at Loki] Same. [strikes Loki with the scepter, neutralizing him]

Fury

[stands up] You're not my Natasha, but something tells me you have her spirit.

Fury

There's been rumors about the HYDRA Stomper's survival since the 1960s.

Captain Carter

The 1960's?! Why wasn't I debriefed on this?

Fury

Because we didn't debrief you on Bigfoot, either!

Captain Carter

Wait, what?

Nick Fury

What do you know about the Cosmic Convergence?

Darcy Lewis

Wait. The Convergence? Wasn't that on my due date?

Nick Fury

Exactly. And many believe the planetary alignment was a sign. The birth of a great new power.