The only difference between a hero and a villain is good PR. You see, redemption in this country, it isn't about penance. No, it's about rebranding, and that Hulk blood was gonna be my chance, and then you stole it from me, Happy Hogan. Don't worry; I will reverse-engineer it after I dissect your twitching corpse.
Don't let him spook you, Happy!
That's right, Ho-Ho-Hogan, I got your girl Friday, but all I want for Christmas is you.
Oh-ho! Gotta admit, that's some solid holiday wordplay.
Hey, thanks! Penthouse. Five minutes. Or your intern gets a bullet from Santa.
[Offended] But I'm adorable!
Oh, and Happy? Do us all a favor. Don't be a hero.
Turn the elevator on. I'm coming up.
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