Holly: No, no, it is not ending! They are meant to be, there's no way I'm letting her lose this one!
Tina: Is it because you feel guilty about ruining her wedding last year?
Holly: Shut up! It was a good thing! If I didn't "ruin her wedding", she would never have met Vic.
Tina: The man that she's getting an annulment from?
Holly: Shut up again!
Holly: We've got stuffing. We've got Vic. We've got yams. We've got Vic. We've got--
Val: (interrupts) Holly.
Holly: (rushes) We've got Vic.
Holly: What is the matter with you? Why did you let him leave?
Val: I don't know, Holly... I'm so confused. (about her mini-turkeys) I made parakeet!
Holly: Well, I am not confused. You and Vic need to be together tonight.
Val: Well, it's a little late for that.
Holly: Or is it?
(At the charity auction; where firemen are being auctioned off)
Vic: Val?
Val: We're here for the kids.
Val: I've got a hundred.
Holly: Ok, I've got a hundred. That makes two hundred. (Val looks at her) I'm not just another pretty face.
Vic: Bianca?
Bianca: Hey, baby.
Val: Baby!
Holly: Who's calling your baby, baby?
Lauren: I know that he is married. And that it is wrong. That's why I have to meet him. So I can tell him that he's married and that it's wrong.
Lauren: Poker-man? (the man turns around) RICK!?
Rick: LAUREN!?
Lauren: You're my poker-man?
Rick: You're my--
Both: UGH!
Gary: (about Lauren) I can't believe I wasted my pearls of wisdom on that woman. MY PEARLS!
Holly: Have you started drinking yet?
Val: No.. (Lauren walks in)
Lauren: Hi..
Holly: Start.
Holly: Bianca, this is Vince.
(Vince stares her, stumbling over his words)
Vince: You're pretty.
Holly: (about Bianca) You're supposed to be distracting her!
Vince: (pushing her away) Shhh. Bianca's talking..
Val: I hate that I'm so confused, and scared, and stuck, and--
(Vic kisses her)
(After Holly and Vince walk in and see Val and Vic kissing)
I never thought that would happen! I mean with the way the day started out... oh... I think I've been forgiven for last year and this year! Do you realize if I didn't break up that wedding, that never would have happened!
Okay, Val, from the second we got married, you said this relationship wouldn't work because we did everything backwards.