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What I Like About You · Season 4

“Ground-Turkey-Hog-Day” quotes from What I Like About You

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“Ground-Turkey-Hog-Day” · Season 4

In this episode: Holly (2), Val (1), Vic (1)

Holly: No, no, it is not ending! They are meant to be, there's no way I'm letting her lose this one!

Tina: Is it because you feel guilty about ruining her wedding last year?

Holly: Shut up! It was a good thing! If I didn't "ruin her wedding", she would never have met Vic.

Tina: The man that she's getting an annulment from?

Holly: Shut up again!

Holly: We've got stuffing. We've got Vic. We've got yams. We've got Vic. We've got--

Val: (interrupts) Holly.

Holly: (rushes) We've got Vic.

Holly: What is the matter with you? Why did you let him leave?

Val: I don't know, Holly... I'm so confused. (about her mini-turkeys) I made parakeet!

Holly: Well, I am not confused. You and Vic need to be together tonight.

Val: Well, it's a little late for that.

Holly: Or is it?

(At the charity auction; where firemen are being auctioned off)

Vic: Val?

Val: We're here for the kids.

Val: I've got a hundred.

Holly: Ok, I've got a hundred. That makes two hundred. (Val looks at her) I'm not just another pretty face.

Vic: Bianca?

Bianca: Hey, baby.

Val: Baby!

Holly: Who's calling your baby, baby?

Lauren: I know that he is married. And that it is wrong. That's why I have to meet him. So I can tell him that he's married and that it's wrong.

Lauren: Poker-man? (the man turns around) RICK!?

Rick: LAUREN!?

Lauren: You're my poker-man?

Rick: You're my--

Both: UGH!

Gary: (about Lauren) I can't believe I wasted my pearls of wisdom on that woman. MY PEARLS!

Holly: Have you started drinking yet?

Val: No.. (Lauren walks in)

Lauren: Hi..

Holly: Start.

Holly: Bianca, this is Vince.

(Vince stares her, stumbling over his words)

Vince: You're pretty.

Take her away.

Holly: (about Bianca) You're supposed to be distracting her!

Vince: (pushing her away) Shhh. Bianca's talking..

Val: I hate that I'm so confused, and scared, and stuck, and--

(Vic kisses her)

(After Holly and Vince walk in and see Val and Vic kissing)

I never thought that would happen! I mean with the way the day started out... oh... I think I've been forgiven for last year and this year! Do you realize if I didn't break up that wedding, that never would have happened!

Okay, Val, from the second we got married, you said this relationship wouldn't work because we did everything backwards.

I said that?

Yeah. A lot.

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