Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?
I don't think that's three names or legal.
Not for another two hundred and forty-eight days. (loud) I got it! Ann B. Davis! The maid on "The Brady Bunch"!?
(pauses, then gives in) Yes.
S2Like a Virgin (Kinda)
We need cheese.
We got cheese.
Spicy mustard?
Got it.
Toothpicks?
Right here.
Tampons.
AGAll the guys
Aw, hell no!
S2No More Mr. Nice Guy
(to Val and Holly) So it's Friday night and you're going to the gym and you're staying home. You guys are such animals!
People from Yale are such jackasses.
Hey! My father went to Yale!
Ooh. Sorry. I'm sure he was a very nice man.
No, I'm just kidding. My father's a loser.
Got any tools?
Oh, yeah. (hands Vince small pink tool box)
(takes it and pulls out a small red hammer) Could take a while!
S2Absence Makes the Heart Grow...Never Mind
(to Val) Your sister's got two boyfriends and you got none!
S2The Hospital
I killed him, Gary, or he's okay we're still waiting.
(on what he saw before the car hit him) I also saw my baseball glove, my gross Uncle Ruben, and an unfamiliar cat.
S2Your Cheatin' Heart
(to a shirtless Gary) I got to say I'm really uncomfortable.
Yet you can't look away!
RRick
Look at you!
Look at you!
RRick
I'd rather look at you.
(to Holly) I would like to point out that the "salad" (Henry) is going to an Ivy League school while the "beef" (Vince) rides a bike for a living.
(After seeing shirtless Gary)
Sweet mother of God!
Holy crap!
HTHolly, Tina, and male customer
Damn!
S2Sky Rink Sucks
Can you still get girls?
Isn't that our whole problem?
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