What I Like About You · Season 4
This is why I haven't come home the last couple of years. I was afraid that you'd hate me.
Hate you?
How could we hate you? You're everything to us.
Daddy, we don't care who you're in love with, as long as you're happy.
You have no idea how much that means to me.
Lauren (still eavesdropping): Why can't my daddy be gay?
Is there something you two want to tell me?
Yes, Daddy, uh, there's something I've been want to get off my chest.... Holly quit college!
Val got drunk and got married!
You're married?
Aaaah!
You got married?
Ah, I'm sorry! It was a huge mistake! I'm getting it annulled! Please don't be disappointed in me! And again, Holly quit college!
How could you keep something like this from me? Marrying Vic, that's huge.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. How did you know it was Vic?
Honey, I'm gay, not blind. And as for you, young lady - we'll talk about this later.
Girls, your new mommy and I have a great idea. We have so much to celebrate, let's go out and party.
Oh, yes, I love that idea! I work so hard every day, not like the rest of my generation, partying away their dad's money at college. Not me, Daddy.
You know what, it's kind of fun being gay.
Oh, please, you're not cute enough to be a gay guy.
You are.
Honey, don't get out of this.
What?
Don't end this marriage. You're in love with him.
Huh? My god, so not...
Honey, honey! Look at me, look at me, look, look, look... You're in love with him and he's in love with you. I've been watching the two of you all night.
Oh, please, just 'cause you're gay, you're all intuitive?
We're a very sensitive people! It also helps that I'm your father and I know you better than anyone. Now tell me, what are you afraid of?
Sharks. Bears. Leaving the house with the flat iron on.
Getting your heart broken?
No. Yes.
I'll tell you what, sweetie, get over it. To be in love with someone who loves you and not go for it just because you're scared? Trust me, you're going to miss out on an awful lot.
You haven't had every guy walk out on you.
Did you ever think if they didn't, you wouldn't have ended up with Vic? When it's the right guy, he won't leave.
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