Welcome Back, Kotter · Season 2
[Woodman walks into Mr. Chicken #17. He picks up the bowl of bones and gives his guess.]
Uh, four hundred and fifty, uh, Captain Chicken.
It can't be. It sounds like him, but it couldn't be. [turns and sees Woodman] It is.
Kotter! What are you doing here, and in that costume?
Well, my dog suit was in the cleaners. What was that number you guessed?
Four hundred and fifty. Do I get a free dinner?
No, I'm sorry. You're a few bones shy.
I figure you only go 'round once in your life, right? So why go 'round the 11th grade twice?
When my mother was pregnant, she used to want hot peppers, you know? Every day, hot peppers, hot peppers, hot peppers. When we was born, the first thing we asked for was a glass of water!
Miss Holzgang said we could draw our favorite thing, so I drew this bea-utiful girl! Oh!
I drew a picture of a cheese Whopper.
Yeah, and I drew a picture of Arnold getting heartburn.
And I drew a picture of me.
[about Epstein's drawing] At last I've got something to nail one of you Sweathogs!
Oh, but Mr. Woodman, Rembrandt painted plenty of nudes.
Well, I wanna see Rembrandt in my office, too!
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