[about Horshack] He has joined the cult of Baba Bebe.
Baba Bebe? You mean the one who brainwashes young people?
[Kotter nods]
My kind of guy! [laughs]
S3 E7The Deprogramming of Arnold Horshack
My name is Abu Kareem Hassan. What is, is. What was, will be. What will be, was, but will be again.
We better hurry up, I'm startin' to understand him.
S3 E8What a Move
You know what I think? I think that we moved the furniture and we worked very hard. I think it's Miller time.
Well, we got the time. Who's got the beer?
S3 E19Epstein's Term Paper
How'd you figure it was Cavelli, pop?
Ah, good question, number one son. Old Chinese proverb: Man who try to pull wool over eyes wind up with sheep on face.
S3 E22What Goes Up
I know this. One of these days, you're gonna have to get off them pills and go cold duck.
That's cold turkey, turkey.
Whatever it is, it's for the birds.
S3 E24Horshack and the Madame X
Good night, Arnold. [kisses Horshack]
[audience cheers]
Good night...Julie.
Julie?
Julie.
AAudience
Aw!
S3 E25The Kiss
JMr. Jan
Quiet, please. We're trying to—She better be drowning, Woodman, or you're in a lot of trouble.
S4 E1The Drop-Ins (1)
I have an announcement to make.
Is this announcement gonna be good news?
Yes and no.
Oh, wow, man, you better give us the bad news first. [Woodman enters the classroom] Boy, that was fast!
Hey, Mr. Kotter, are you glad to be back in school?
Arnold, this is the second most painful day in a schoolteacher's life.
What's the first?
Payday.
S4 E2The Drop-Ins (2)
Check it out, Mr. Kotter, we decided to give you one more chance.
Yeah, but this is your last chance, 'cause if we're still stupid next year, forget it.
Why do you even want this job?
To make a lot of cash money!
I make $68.50 a week and $10 of that goes to Uncle Sam.
Oh, sure, you get your uncle a job here, but not your friends?
S4 E3Beau's Jest
Juan Epstein don't run from nobody. I mean, I've worked over more faces than a plastic sturgeon.
BBeau
Juan, you know I'm new here, and I wonder if I might pick your brain.
Well, uh, you can try, but you're picking at an empty field.
S4 E9The Barbarino Blues
[after sniffing smelling salts] I see they found a way of bottling Epstein's locker.
S4 E18The Sweat Smell of Success
I'm workin' with inferior equipment here!
BBeau
Yeah, your hands and your brain!
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