Scenes with Ice Bear 50
[Charlie is saving everyone]
[panting] Ralph, w-what the heck are you doing?!
RRalph
What the heck are you doing? Let go! You're wrecking the joke!
I-I think this goes beyond a joke, man! This is dangerous!
RRalph
What, like throwing bees at a guy wasn't? Besides, what the heck do we care about people? [cut to the hiking guide and the people] There's are so many of 'em and so few of us. What's losing a few for a laugh?
[The bridge that Charlie is holding is beginning to slip]
No, no, man! It's just not right! Whoa! [Charlie holds on the bridge] Ralph, help! Please, please!
RRalph
[scoffs] No way. To be honest, you're being a real snoozefest. Come find me when you're ready to have actual fun.
HGHiking Guide
Whoo-hoo! We made it!
[The hiking guide and the people walk away]
Phew. [A bee flies to Charlie] Aah! Aah! [Charlie blows at the bee] Bee, shoo! [Charlie holds on to the bridge] Feet, no, please, feet! Don't fail me now! Come on! [grunts] Can't...hold...much...longer. [Charlie's feet slip making Charlie and the bridge fall down the cliff, Until Grizzly grabs Charlie's feet saving him] Oof! Huh?
Okay, hold on, Charlie! We gotcha! Pull!
[Grizzly, Panda, And Ice Bear pulls Charlie, Charlie lands on soft ground]
Charlie, Charlie? Are you okay?
Uh yeah. What are you guys doing here?
We were worried about you, so we came looking for you.
Look, hey, Charlie, we're sorry about earlier.
No, no, I'm sorry. You guys were right.I was just so excited to meet someone like me, I kind of ignored the fact that he was a gigantic butt.
Hey, man, you guys might look alike, but you're nothing like Ralph. You are a great guy, and don't you forget that.
[Tears roll down Charlie's cheeks]
[Charlie hugs the Bears]
[chuckles] Okay. Why don't we continue our hangout back at home?
Ice BearIce Bear could cook another dinner.
Yeah, and we could play video games, or we could...
Oh! What about a push-up contest?
[Ralph watches Charlie and the Bears walk away]
RRalph
Pssh. Good riddance. He was too soft anyway. [A snake blocks Ralph's way] What are you looking at? [kicks the snake away] Hit the road! [chuckles] Yeah Hit the road...
[24 snakes all hiss at Ralph]
[The scene cuts to black, As the snakes attack Ralph]
[Panda and Grizzly are trying to stop the coffee machine]
[Grizzly and Panda sees the demon Ice Bear]
Ice Bear
Ice Bear. Needs. More. [in scary voice; using his axe] COFFEEE!!!
[Grizzly and Panda scream and run away. Ice Bear watches them run away]
[Ice Bear is eating the beans off-screen]
Dude, we got to get out of the cave. Follow me.
[Panda follows Grizzly, They both enter Panda's room instead of outside]
I think we're outside. We're safe.
No, [holds a book] I think we're in my room.
What? [they both get up] How did we end up here?
[Ice Bear makes a skittering noise]
Dude, we're sorry. We shouldn't have fed you all that coffee. Huh?
[Grizzly gasps when he and Panda saw Ice Bear climbing up the wall like a spider]
Ice Bear
[echoing] Bear, bear, coffee. Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans.
How are you even doing that?
Where did he go? Where'd he go?
I don't know. [he and Panda hold together] Hold me, Panda.
[Suddenly, Ice Bear grabs Panda by his foot]
Panda! [grabs Panda's paw] I got you, Pan Pan.
[yelling] It's too late. JUST DESTROY THE BEANS!!!
[whispers] Destroy them, Grizz.
[Ice Bear shoves Panda]
[Panda disappears in the fog]
STOP!!! Or else, uh, [raises the bag of beans] you can say "goodbye" to the beans! You hear me! Say something. [Ice Bear climb on the wall from behind and attacks Grizzly] Please stop. [Ice Bear tickles his armpits] No fair. [giggling] No tickling. [Grizzly flips Ice Bear] Ha, Ha! Gotcha.
[Ice Bear walks upside down and sucks the coffee beans, Grizzly growls and takes the bag of coffee beans from him, He enters the bathroom and closes the door, Grizzly falls and notices the toilet]
Toilet? [looks at the bag of beans] Finally, I can destroy these evil beans once and for all. [He hears a crashing sound as he drops the bag of beans] AHHHH!!!! The beans!
[Ice Bears peaks through the hole from the door]
Oh! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Oh!
[Grizzly looks for the beans while Ice Bear breaks the bathroom door down with his axe like in the 1980 horror film, The Shining. He opens the door]
[Ice Bear appears from the fog, Grizzly backs up]
[As Ice Bear tries to kill Grizzly with his axe, His eyes becomes crossed and falls]
[Back at the cave]
C-minus! [Panda hits his head on the table, He groans]
Come on, it's not that bad.
I'm mediocre, guys. She said my passion outweighs my talent.
I don't know, man. [picks up the drawing of himself] This is pretty awesome. I mean, so rendered.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear appreciates chiseled abs.
Hot isn't enough. She wants my work to also be "wow"-worthy. [takes out a mini picture frame] She gave me this thingy to help me find that special subject.
[Grizzly licks the plate]
Ice Bear
Ice Bear has many poses.
[Ice Bear does some poses]
No, she said she wanted something new, - so no brothers and no anime.
Uh-oh. Guys, we have a problem. [holds a box of star cakes] We're already out of Star Cakes. We got to stop to refuel.
And I got to use the little panda's room, please.
Ooh! Let's stop there! [The car drives past the sign that says, "Dinostore & Gas"] They'll have snacks and bathroom stuff and dinosaurs!
Ice Bear
Ice Bear does not want to make stops unless emergency.
[The Bears hear a soft growl and Ice Bear stops walking. Their eyes grow bigger and they turn their heads towards the log the Kitty is hiding in]
[The Bears are looking inside the log for the purring Kitty]
Panda, stick your paw in there and see what it is.
[The Kitty is lying down in log]
Um, hey, there! [Grizz and panda look inside log while Ice Bear is looking at it on top of the log] You okay? [The Kitty wakes up] Oh my gosh! It's coming out!
[Panda and Grizz look inside the log]
[The Kitty makes it's way out of the log]
[Grizz and Panda show large eyes]
GPGrizz and Panda
[gasp] Aww!
[Kitty tilts head as it looks up at the two bears]
[picks Kitty up] Oh, look at that face! OH! [Grizz stands up, and so does Panda. Ice Bear walks over to Panda, smiling] We have an Internet celebrity in the making! [Eyes turn back to normal, and so does Ice Bear's. Kitty climbs around Grizz and jumps into Panda's arms. Ice Bear tilts his head to get a better look at the Kitty touching Panda's fur]
[laughs] It tickles! [Panda puts the Kitty on his head. Eyes go back to normal] Ahh. My body feels like fresh dough. [Kitty jumps on to Ice Bear's head and Ice Bear's eyes grow bigger]
KKitty
Meow! [He purrs and lies down]
Ice Bear
[Closing his eyes] Ice Bear's cold heart is melting.
[As his eyes go large and he gasps] Wait a minute, I'm allergic to cats, and yet I don't feel any different. This cat is magical! Can we keep it?
Ice Bear
Ice Bear thinks we need more roommates.
[gasps] Miki-Chan! [The cougar lies down next to the body pillow and purrs while Thunderbolt meows and climbs on top of it. While he is mewing, he's shaking the part where Miki-Chan's face is printed. Panda is sobbing] Oh, Miki-Chan! [He pulls away from the window and his brothers put their attention to Panda] That's It! They have gone to far!
Ice Bear
Ice Bear's casa [punching hand] no es su casa.
But how are we going to get rid of these cougars?
Not a problem. [He pulls out phone from behind back and starts tapping the phone] We'll just do some research. [Panda starts looking on Everyone's Tube. On the search bar, he has put "How to get cougars out of house." ] Nope. No. [He scrolls down] Nope. Nope. Nothing on cougars. But there's a ton of cat videos.
[looking at Panda's phone] Huh. Well, cougars are just bigger cats, right?
Well, then, it's time to learn everything about cats.
[The episode begins when Ranger Tabes runs through the forest]
All right! [a beaver cuts the tree down using his teeth] American beaver, check. [We see a mother quail and her chicks. Ranger Tabes comes out of the bushes] California quails, 1, 2, 3, 4. Check. [The quails run away, We see a beehive] Honeybee hive, check. And my three favorite bears.
[Grizzly, Panda, and Ice Bear looked exhausted]
Check, check, and check. [to the Bears] Thanks for coming along on my morning rounds, boys.
How do you this every day?
Ice Bear
Ice Bear should be in bed. Fridge.
Well, this is my job, fellas. The balance of nature is fragile, and it is my sworn duty to protect it! [a ladybug crawls on a leaf] From the lowliest of bugs...
[off-screen] ...To the most majestic of eagles, nature is my way of life.
Wow, You're an inspiration to us all, Tabes. Could we, uh, like, take a break, though?
Yeah, I'm literally made of sweat right now.
Oh, of course. Just make sure not to disturb anything. There are endangered butterflies in this area.
[A butterfly flies to the bears]
Ice Bear
Hmm.
[The bears run away]
[The bears arrive at the trailer]
You sure this is it, Pan Pan?
Hey, uh, Tabes? Are you in there? You ready for morning rounds?
[He knocks at the door]
DTDana Tabes
[singsong voice] ♪ Coming! ♪ [she wear arts and crafts clothes] Oh. Hey, there, bears! Good to see you!
[Kirk barks happily at them]
Uh, good to see you, too?
DTDana Tabes
[as she grabs Grizzly] Come on inside. Make yourselves at home.
So, uh, why aren't you dressed for work?
DTDana Tabes
I'm glad you asked, Stripes. 'Cause I quit!
GPGrizzly, Panda and Ice Bear
WHAT?!
DTDana Tabes
Oh, yeah. And it's been great. So much free time. I've been trying out all sorts of new things, like baking! [she holds a cookie tray with burned cookies] Cookie?
DTDana Tabes
Good, right? I like to bake while making crafts for my Internet store.
Hey, that's that's great. But, um...
DTDana Tabes
Take a look. It's a pinecone bird. They're selling like hotcakes.
Um, happy to hear it, Ranger Tabes, But I...
DTDana Tabes
Oh, no, no, no. [Kirk coughs] Please, boys, call me Dana.
[whispering] Tabes isn't her first name?
DTDana Tabes
Darn glue not super enough.
Look, Tabes I mean Dana, look, it's nice catching up and all, but we just were wondering, why'd you quit being a ranger?
DTDana Tabes
[sighs] Guys, the forest is better off without me. First, I destroy that deer's chance at love. What's NEXT?! I accidentally knock some frogs into a wood chipper?! I broke my oath to protect the forest and everything in it. Besides, now I can spread joy through the Internet. [off-screen] See, a pinecone owl.
DTDana Tabes
[off-screen] And a pinecone porcupine.
DTDana Tabes
[off-screen] And how about a pinecone...
[as he holds a picture of young Tabes and her mother] Hey, Tabes, this isn't who you are! You are a ranger at heart.
DTDana Tabes
[as she grabs the picture] No. That's who I was. Now I'm just a normal person who can wear pajamas whenever. [The computer chimes] Oh, happy day, I've made a sale. "Your pinecone is forthcoming, friend."
[Ice Bear enters a room where he founds Yana, Yana wakes ups and looked worried]
Ice Bear
Ice Bear got message. Ice Bear will save Yana.
[Ice Bear removes the tape from Yana's mouth]
YYana
[Mnh!] Aah! It's a trap!
[Barry appears from the darkness while he claps his hands]
BBarry
I see you got my invitation. Good to see you again, my ursine friend. [flashback in "Icy Nights" where the hammer breaks Ice Bear's roomba] I'll always be one step ahead of you. [Barry laughs evilly as the flashback ends] You've fallen right into my trap, and now I finally got you where I want.
[Barry snaps his fingers where the robots wore business suits, One robot grabs Ice Bear]
YYana
Tipichno ["Typical" in Russian]
BBarry
[laughs evilly] Outsmarted you again, Bear. You see, when I realized you and she had history, I knew I could use her as bait.
YYana
[off-screen] Blah, blah, blah. [on-screen while Ice Bear tries to get free] He's been taling about you all day, Snejni Mishka. I think he has a crush.
BBBrody Brogan
Now, let's get to know our bros. Bears, tell us about yourselves.
Well, I'm happily self-unemployed, taking care of my two baby bros.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear likes to cook.
And I am single and ready to mingle.
[Silent; a guy in the audience coughs]
BBBrody Brogan
[chuckles] How about our next group of guys?
GGriff
Hey, what's up? I'm Griff. I'm a renegade cop who protects the streets and keeps them clean.
IIssac
Issac is a five-star chef.
TTom
And I have a girlfriend!
[The audience cheers and applause]
[The screen is black]
[Ice Bear opens his eyes]
[echoing] Shh. He's waking up.
[Ice Bear closes his eyes]
Bro? [Ice Bear opens his eyes again] Little bro? You okay?
[Ice Bear got a red lump on his head]
Ice Bear
Ice... [Grizzly and Panda lean in closer to Ice Bear] Ice... [clamps both paws on his head] Oh, man, I need some ice for my head.
[Grizzly and Panda gasp and back away, shocked to hear Ice Bear talking in first person]
Ice Bear
[stands up while rubbing the lump on his head] Oh, jeez, that really did a number on me. Boy, I sure hate it when that happens. Hey, am I right? You know, like, sometimes you can just be walking. "I'm going here, I'm going there, I'm minding my own business." Then, Bam! Unconscious. You guys know what I mean, right? [Grizzly and Panda stare in disbelief at Ice Bear, look at each other and then back at Ice Bear] No? Hey, maybe it's just me. Boy, nothing like almost dying to get your appetite going, though. [pat Grizzly's right shoulder] Cool. All right, I'm gonna go grab some lunch. Stay cool, bros. [steps over the hammer] Oh, whoa, shouldn't leave tools around. Someone could get hurt - again. [winks his eye] Ha.
[Ice Bear and Darrell are in the mouse pad store searching for the latter's vows]
DDarrell
[digs through a box of mouse pads] Where could those vows be? I was writing them here at the store. [goes to the cashier] Ah, typical Darrell, losing the vows minutes before the wedding. What does Sofia even see in a bozo like me? OH, it's hopeless! [frustrated, he resigns to his desk in vain]
Ice Bear
Ice Bear can get some vows at the black market.
DDarrell
There's no time.
Ice Bear
[thinks for an idea, then turns back to Darrell] Darrell will make time. Sofia making time to spend life with Darrell.
Ice Bear
Darrell will be there for Sofia. Darrell will care for Sofia. Darrell will sail to end of earth for... [gives him a pen]
DDarrell
Oh, thanks. [writes on a pad as Ice Bear continues]
Ice Bear
...sail to end of earth for Sofia. Darrell and Sofia [looks up] are forever.
DDarrell
And got it. Thanks. You, sir, are a gift to this world.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear knows.
DDarrell
[walks to Ice Bear] All right. Let's get out of here and [elated] GET TO MY WEDDING!
[Plays the video, "Scared By Cucumbers"]
Yo, Internet! We back at it again at the bear cave.
We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers! [laughs as Grizz shows a cucumber] Check it out.
[Ice Bear is chopping onions in the kitchen. Grizzly places a cucumber near him. Ice Bear turns around, surprised by the sight of the cucumber and flies away as the music plays; Grizz and Panda laugh]
[Outside the bathroom]
[places a cucumber on the floor] Cuke boys.
[Ice Bear comes out after having a shower, and opens the door. He is shocked to find the cucumber and quickly flees, as the music plays again and more laughter is heard]
[Grizzly and Panda run around the cave with another cucumber]
[Ice Bear is sitting on the sofa playing a video game. Behind him, Panda snickers as he drops the cucumber on the sofa]
Ice Bear
What is funny?
[offscreen; snickering as well] Nothing.
[Ice Bear turns to his left. He shrieks when he finds the cucumber there, jumps to the ceiling and climbs away, with music playing again and more laughter]
[A cucumber is put on the table] Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, [tilts the camera to show Grizzly with a jar of pickles] but what about pickles!
[As Ice Bear is shaving, Grizz drops a pickle from the bathtub. Ice Bear finds the pickle and proceeds to eat it, to Grizz's disbelief]
[the same cucumber] Just cucumbers, then.
[Ice Bear is fixing the vacuum as a cucumber rolls on the floor to the right.]
[whispers] Do it. [Another cucumber rolls to the left] Do more, do more, do a lot more! [Five more cucumbers roll. Ice Bear looks to his right, and freaks out as he tries to shun the cucumbers but stumbles as music plays again and more laughter is heard. As he leaves from sight, the vacuum starts to fly (Panda: The vacuum!)]
Okay, wait. [giggling] Why, wait. We just had a great idea. [to Grizzly] Check this out.
[Ice Bear is preparing dinner as Panda, dressed in a cucumber outfit, walks in from behind with Grizz laughing from behind the camera]
Ice Bear
Ice Bear is preparing di- [taken aback to find Panda's cucumber outfit and throws him out of the cave; Panda screams as he is sent flying through the window]
[at the hospital; Panda is severely injured] Hey, um... Well, I hope you liked the video. [Panda groans] Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. [A "PLZ DONATE" button appears on screen] Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.
[Panda is revealed to have survived the zombie attack, and tries to serve the others who have turned into zombies salad]
[serves a bowl to Ice Bear] Okay, here's your vegan Thai salad, [serves another salad to Grizz] and here's yours. Enjoy.
Ice Bear
[shoves his bowl off the table] Brains.
[throws his bowl away] BRAINNNS!!
What? You guys need to eat your veggies! You can't just have brains all the time!
[appears from outside the kitchen] Brains?
[irritated] Ugh! Why am I allergic to a hundred things but immune to zombies?!
[Charlie turns back to his Bigfoot form]
[checks his hands] Whoa. I'm not normal!
[from offscreen] ...definitely the best pizza place.
[turns to find the Bears having a picnic] Bears!
GPGrizzly and Panda
[the Bears turn to see Charlie] Huh?
All right, what's my name? Where did you guys come from? Do you - do you have the urge to arrest me?
You're Charlie, of course!
We came from the cave and wanted to have a picnic with you.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear always has urge to arrest.
[heaves a sigh of relief] Phew. Back to normal.
[raises his paw] So? [shows him the pizza they are having] Do you want to join?
[takes his seat] Sure, that'd be great.
[takes his slice] Thanks, fellas.
[The Bears lift up their paws to reveal they are now fathers to their baby counterparts (from their pouches), astonishing Charlie]
BGBaby Grizzly
Oh boy, pizza time!
BPBaby Panda
I hope my slice is vegetarian.
[pulls out a part of his slice to share with Baby Panda] It is!
[The Bears share their slices with their baby counterparts, and as the Baby Bears are munching, Baby Charlie pops out from Charlie's pouch as well]
BCBaby Charlie
Y'all gonna share with me?
Well, the more the merrier. [shares his slice with Baby Charlie as they all dig in]
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