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A character in We Bare Bears

Nom Nom quotes from We Bare Bears

Played by Patton Oswalt · 7 quotes

Nom Nom

Played by Patton Oswalt

We Bare Bears · 130 quotes

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in We Bare Bears: in 7 of its 130 quotes
Most scenes with: Grizzly (5), Panda (3), Ice Bear (2)

Scenes with Nom Nom 7

Nom-Nom

You boys are in for a treat. [holds a tray full of fortune cookies] I've really outdone myself.

[Grizzly and Panda eat the fortune cookies]

Mmm. Oh, delicious. Mm.

You have such a talent.

Make this for us every night.

[Nom-Nom looks at Ice Bear]

Oh, hey, uh, can somebody get me ketchup? I mean, it's great and everything, I just like ketchup.

[Ice Bear opens the fridge and finds one bottle of ketchup. He and Nom-Nom grab the ketchup. Grizzly and Panda watches Ice Bear and Nom-Nom tug over the ketchup bottle until Ice Bear throws Nom-Nom and he gets hit by a wall]

GPGrizzly and Panda

[gasps]

Nom-Nom

[weakly] Why, brother?

Oh, no!

Nom Nom!

Poor little guy!

[picks up Nom-Nom] Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.

How could you do that? [Ice Bear frowns] How could you hurt anything that cute?

You're a monster!

[Grizzly and Panda hug Nom-Nom. Nom-Nom twinks his eye]

Hey, Nom Nom. Remember us?

Nom-Nom

Ugh, not you three again. What do you want?

Oh, this is our pet, Captain Craboo.

Nom-Nom

Oh, gross! What is that thing?! It's disgusting. [Craboo spits bubbly saliva] Ugh, get that away from me. [pushes Craboo] What is wrong with you? Get lost right now, or I'm calling security.

Ice Bear thinks time to go.

Nom-Nom

Yeah, hit the road, you oaf. [pushes Ice Bear]

Bro?

Nom-Nom

Unbelievable. Someone get me a ...

[Suddenly, Craboo pinches Nom-Nom's ears making him cry out in pain]

Nom-Nom

Aah... aah... AAAAH! [everyone gasps] Someone get this thing off of me! Aah!

[Craboo let go of Nom-Nom's ears. He crawls to Ice Bear's shoulder as Ice Bear picks him up. Craboo smiles and Ice Bear smiles too]

Nom-Nom

[growls with anger] Arrest that crab!

[The police grabs Craboo as the other cuffs him. The police walks out of the pet store]

Oh!

GPGrizzly and Panda

Craboo!

[The Bears run after Craboo. The police closes the cage door and the police car drives away taking Craboo to prison]

What just happened?

C-C-C-Craboo.

[Nom Nom plays with Captain Craboo thinking that he's attacking him again]

Nom Nom

Oh, look! He ... he's doing it again! Take photos and put them online! Aah!

[Everyone gasps. Then they grab their phones and take pictures]

JCJudge A.C. Juhns

That's it! Guilty! That crab is a danger to society! Send him away!

No, wait! Nom Nom was just doing that on purpose!

Ice Bear will save Craboo.

[Ice Bear jumps and grabs Captain Craboo]

[to Grizzly and Panda] Run.

[Grizzly and Panda look at each other and went after Ice Bear and Captain Craboo. The bears and the crab exits out of the courtroom]

Nom Nom

Where'd they go, huh? Don't just stand there! Find them!

[The guards run after the Bears and Craboo. Nom Nom throws the cane looking angry as the scene cuts to black]

[During the car chase]

MMan

All right, keep your eyes on the road, watch the mirrors, check your blind spots.

[Grizzly bangs the car's roof]

M2Man #2

Wha! W-What was that?! Did I do something wrong?

MMan

Just a bump in the road.

[Grizzly and Craboo appears]

Hello.

M2Man #2

Ahh!

Uh, sorry to bother you, but would you mind going a big faster.

MMan

Maintain the speed limit.

No, go faster!

[The police cars and the helicopter chase after the Bears and Craboo]

NNewswoman

We're following the chase live heading south on the Pacific Coast Highway. [Chloe, Mrs. Park and Mr. Park saw the news] Police are attempting to pull over a vehicle that appears to have been commandeered by three bears and a crab.

[At the cave, Charlie saw the news]

[calls out to the Bears even though there not here] Guys, you got to see this!

[The police car chases after the Bears and Craboo]

Oh, no. [sees the police]

MMan

Okay, now go ahead and slowly pull over to the right for the police blockade.

[The Bears sees Nom-Nom on the Helicopter]

Nom-Nom

[over PA] Give up the crab! You're completely surrounded. You've got nowhere to run, bears.

You'll never take our Craboo!

Nom-Nom

Oh, yes, I will.

[Nom-Nom gets the grabbing machine and the grabbing machine grabs Craboo]

Craboo!

[The Bears and Nom-Nom tug over Craboo]

Oh, slipping. [accidentally let goes of Captain Craboo] No!

Nom-Nom

[laughs evilly] Say goodbye to your precious crab!

[Nom-Nom is getting the parachute]

Nom-Nom

Stupid parachute. I'm too important to die! [tries to reach for the parachute] Come on! [got the parachute] Ha! [sees Captain Craboo] What? No! This is my parachute. Get your own, you stinking crab!

[Nom-Nom throws Craboo and the parachute out of the helicopter]

Craboo?

[In slow motion, Ice Bear jumps while he carries Grizzly and Panda. Grizzly grabs the parachute as Ice Bear grabs Craboo]

Got it!

[Grizzly opens the parachute. The parachute takes Grizzly, Panda, Ice Bear and Craboo to safety while Nom-Nom from inside the helicopter gets crashed]

Secure the perimeter! I want this beach on lockdown. [runs to the Bears] All right, where's the fugitive?

[sadly] He's gone.

Gone?

FFemale officer

Sir, I think I found something. It looks like some kind of starfish.

Nom-Nom

[coughing] Hey, put me down! [walks towards the Bears while coughing] I've had it with you bears. I demand you arrest them!

They don't have the fugitive. The trail's gone cold. Nothing we can do.

Nom-Nom

Oh, nothing you can do? You're the police! I demand justice!

Sir, you're being disorderly. If you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to detain you.

Nom-Nom

Disorderly?! I'll show you disorderly.

[Nom-Nom kicks sand on the police's shoe. The police glares at Nom-Nom as the scene cut to where Nom-Nom in the police car]

Nom-Nom

[yells] Let me out of here right now!

[The police car drives away taking Nom-Nom to prison]

[In Nom-Nom's flashback]

CCorgis

♪ Green sandwich ♪ ♪ Corgi party ♪ ♪ Red pineapple ♪ ♪ Corgi party ♪ [The Kangaroo appears and bounces away] ♪ Blue banana ♪...Corgi party

DDirector

Cut, cut cut cut. This isn't gonna work. Nom-Nom. We need stacks more smiles-- heaps on it!

Nom-Nom

But I've been smiling this whole time.

C1Corgi #1

Yeah, but nah. Give us a big smile!

C2Corgi #2

Yeah, mate! Let's get in there and see some pearly whites!

DDirector

All Right! Camera's loaded, let's shoot. Everyone, places.

Nom-Nom

[voice over] And it kept going, take after take, cut after cut, never-ending smiles, and it was too much! [Smiles float past Nom-Nom] AAAHHH!!! Stupid song!

C3Corgi #3

Crikey!

[Nom-Nom gets off a palm tree and takes down the sun and the rainbow]

DDirector

Hey! Call the coppers!

[Nom-Nom also takes down the palm tree and the bush. He growls at the Corgis]

C1Corgi #1

Noms, are you...

Nom-Nom

AAAHHH!!!

C4Corgi #4

Run for it!

[The three Corgis run away, But the leader Corgi, Nom-Nom pushes the leader Corgi and rips his arm revealing a human's arm]

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