Scenes with Ice Bear 50
Guys! Guys! Oh, there you are!
[Grizzly runs for the fridge and jumps on top of Panda]
Ice Bear[grunts]
You guys are gonna be so excited. I've got us.. a new pet!
[Panda hits his head on the top of the fridge while getting out]
[off-screen] No.. guess again!
[Ice Bear glares at his brothers, trying to close the fridge's door. However, Panda is in the way]
[Grizzly unveils a crab named Captain Craboo from the bag, and it tries to escape. Grizzly places it back on the bag]
[in awe] Oh my gosh! Where did you get him?
He was on sale at the supermarket! Only 3.99 a pound.
Ohh-ohohoo! He's so cute!!
He's a good little crabby!
[Meanwhile, Ice Bear still is trying to close the fridge's door]
Aww! Look at his little face!
What do you think of the name Captain Craboo?
[Ice Bear finally succeeds, but the door is stopped by Grizzly's paw]
Wait, dude! Don't you wanna meet him?
[Craboo winks and begins to foam from his mouth. Meanwhile, Panda is on his phone]
The internet says you should pat his butt to be friends.
[Ice Bear stares at Panda for a moment, before going to shut the door again. However, Grizzly pulls him out with his paw]
[Grizzly proceeds to use Ice Bear's paw to pat the Craboo]
Nothin' to be afraid of, see? Just gentle pats.
He needs to smell you so he can get used to your musk.
[Craboo climbs across Ice Bear's arm and up his head]
[Then, Craboo snaps its claws, before grabbing onto Ice Bear's ear. His expression suggests surprise, but he does not move or say a word. Both Panda and Grizzly gasp. Then, Ice Bear shivers]
[Grizzly and the others plays a video game that resembles Wii Sports Resorts shows on screen with characters that resemble The Bears rowing on a river]
ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What's going on? Dude, what are you doing?
Pay attention, man! One! Two!
You guys. Guess what happened just now?
Ice Bear
You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.
Nope! I just matched this amazing girl on an online dating site. She's French! [whispered] Like the kissing!
Stop talking, or we're going to sink!
[Panda reaches for his phone and stops rowing in the process. The screen shows him leaning with his paddle sideways]
One! Two! Alright! We're almost there guys. One! Two! One! Two! Whoa, whoa, whoa! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
[They drown in the game. The video game says, "YOU DROWN!"]
BGBaby Grizzly
Wonder what that was about.
BPBaby Panda
[gulps] Maybe he's gonna kick us to the street! I saw him do it to those hamsters last week! I don't want to go back out there, Grizz! It's cold and full of outdoor allergens!
[Baby Panda runs away crying as Baby Grizzly and Baby Ice Bear stops eating dog food]
BGBaby Grizzly
Hey, don't worry so much, Panpan. We're gonna figure out how to get adopted, and then we'll be chillin' in our forever homes.
BGBaby Grizzly
Of course! you just gonna keep your eyes on the prize. That’s why we have our vision wall.
[The vision wall is a wall with lots of posters taped over it. Baby Grizzly points to a picture of a skateboarder]
BGBaby Grizzly
My future owner is gonna be a radical dude who likes long naps on the beach and stuffed crust pizzas!
BPBaby Panda
[points to a picture of a hot supermodel] My future owner loves fresh laundry smell and chilling ice-cream sundaes.
BGBaby Grizzly
What about you, buddy?
[Baby Ice Bear walks to the vision wall and puts up a poster showing two guys wrestling]
BIBaby Ice Bear
That's cool, buddy. You do you.
[Suddenly, the lights turn off]
BGBaby Grizzly
Alright, guys. Time to call it a night. Bedtime stack, just like we practiced.
[The baby bears go into the bedtime stack and sleep... well, at least try to sleep. The other animals are still making noises]
BPBaby Panda
Uh! Shhh... quiet!!
BGBaby Grizzly
Dude, we need to get adopted soon...
[Ice Bear and Chloe went to the book store]
Oh, this store's cute. Want to go in here?
Ice Bear
Ice Bear has already read these.
[Ice Bear and Chloe went to "Freez-E Fridge"]
Um, you want to look at, uh, fridges? You like those, right?
Ice Bear
Ice Bear already has fridge.
[Ice Bear and Chloe went to "Mikey Bikey"]
How about bikes? Wheels and stuff?
Ice Bear
Ice Bear is his own wheels.
Okay, you know what, Charlie? I was trying to be nice, but you've become a huge ball hog. It's not fun playing with you. Honestly, we'd rather lose playing with Panda than win playing with you.
[feeling his arm] Yeah. Wait, what?
But I'm one of the bears.
Sorry, you're off the team, man.
Off the team?! Ha! I am the team. And if you bears can't appreciate my talent, then I'll find somebody who does. You can keep your costume of lies! [takes off the bear costume] Huh, I'm leaving! [leaves the cave]
[sighs] I don't know, guys. Was I too hard on him?
No, man. He was being a dingle.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear thinks you did the right thing.
Don't worry. Charlie isn't the type of guy to hold a grudge. This'll blow over by tomorrow.
[Grizzly, Panda and Darrell arrive at the Teppan Yaki restaurant where Ice Bear works. A chef is welcoming them]
CChef
Hai, irasshaimase! ("Yes, welcome!") This way, please. Douzo, douzo. ("Here you go, here you go.") [all three sit down in front of Ice Bear the "chef"]
Ice Bear
Irasshaimase...
[pan left slowly to see Panda and Grizz looking suspiciously and Darrell looking at the menu]
DDarrell
Psst, hey, what's good here? I've never had Asian food before.
Ice Bear
[beat] How may Ice Bear help you?
Hmm. How can this guy help us, Pan-Pan?
Maybe he could help us by cooking some dinner for us!
But wait, Panda, we don't need someone to cook for us... for we have our new brother, who happens to be an amazing cook! [To Darrell] Right, brother Darrell?
DDarrell
[laughs] Why did they name this beef after a basketball player?
Ice Bear
Kobe beef not named after basketball player.
[embarrassed for a while then laughs] Ah, your jokes are the best, brother Darrell!
[So does Panda. Ice Bear doesn't react much]
Okay, I'll get the best you can offer.
DDarrell
I'll take the grilled chicken, please.
[Ice Bear doesn't say anything except performs his great skills of cooking the three's requests and presents the dishes in front of them]
DDarrell
Mmm... this looks delicious!
[The two other bears taste the food and get really amazed]
GPGrizzly and Panda
So good! [continue eating]
DDarrell
You guys really love the food here, don't ya?
[to Panda] Psst. Say something.
Oh, yeah, okay. [clears his throat] So... when are you gonna quit this silly job?
[Ice Bear pauses]
Ice Bear
[calls out to the chef] Chekku onegaishimasu. ("Check, please.")
Hey, what did you just say?
CChef
Hai, douzo! ("Yes, here you go!") [puts check down to them]
Are you really gonna make us pay?
You're our brother! You can't abandon us like this!
DDarrell
Oh, wow, I didn't know this was your brother! Nice to meet ya!
CChef
[curious] Kuma-kun, do you know these gentlemen?
[Ice Bear shakes his head to disagree]
[gasps] How can you do this to us?!
CChef
Imata!! ("Right now!!")
[Panda leaves quickly, Grizzly breaks up a pair of chopsticks to show his anger]
DDarrell
Nice meeting ya!
[Ice Bear calmly watches them leave the stall]
[At the phone store, Panda brings one last broken phone to the desk]
Is there a way to get these fixed?
SSaleswomen
Well, we can repair the cracked screens, but this? We can't fix this. I'm sorry.
Oh, that's fine. I really don't deserve a phone anymore. I'm really sorry about this, guys. I'll be outside.
[Panda cries as he leaves the phone store. Grizzly and Ice Bear look at each other. The scene cut to Panda who is upset for stealing his brothers' phones]
I'm a bad person. [sniffs]
Hey Panda, Check out what we got. [holds Panda's phone]
We traded ours into your old one. We know your phone means a lot for You Pan-Pan, And we don't need our own.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear prefers to be off grid.
I promise, from now on, I will always share whenever you want. [Ice Bear stops walking and saw the white dog] Thank you so much, guys. I don't deserve such a great fam... [Ice Bear runs to get Panda's phone] Whoa. O-O-Okay. You need that?
[Ice Bear takes a picture of the white dog and runs after Grizzly and Panda]
[The episode begins with a lake. Chloe uses the jar to scoop the water. She uses a microscope zooms in on the bacteria and finally Chloe puts a small glass of bacteria in a open box]
[while drawing bacteria in a journal] Woah crazy! [picks up jar of bacteria] this is like the tenth bacteria i've discovered today! [holds up jar close to her face; whispering] Aren't you the grossest little fella's ever? [turns to her right] Hey guys check this out!
[We can hear the Bears laughing while they play in the lake]
[The Bears splashing and playing in the lake]
[calls out to the Bears] Guyss! Guys!
GPGrizzly, Panda and Ice Bear
Chloe!
Chloe's in the hizzy! [off-screen] Join us!
Uh.. I'm good! You guys shouldn't even be in the water, ugh this whole lake is crazy dirty!
What? the water's fine! If they didn't want anybody to swim they would have put up a sign!
[Chloe points up to a sign that's says, "Peligro! Prohibido Nadar", it means "Warning! No Swimming." in spanish]
Naah that's just the name of the lake! [puts hands near eyes] Lake Prohibido Nadar! [puts arms down and looks at Panda]
Also we saw that you were busy so we wanted to get out of your wa-
[Ice Bear rises out of the water and throws Panda]
Don't worry, Chloe everything's fine! We're bears, Bears never get sick!
Ice Bear
Ice bear is immune to all disease.
Well, I'm done with my research. I'm ready to go back whenever you guys are.
Okay, guys. Let's go. Last one's a dingle! [laughs crazy]
[They begin to swim back to shore]
Oh, guys, you don't have to rush! Never mind.
[In slow motion, we see the germs landing on Panda's left eye, on Grizzly's fur and inside Ice Bear's nostril.]
[the bears finally made it to Chloe] It's a tie! Oh! That was awesome.
[smell the Bears] Ugh! You guys really smell.
Smell like the flowers that we are? Why, thank you. I know you want to smell like a flower, too. Flower hug!
[The bears are trying to hug Chloe]
[picks up a stick] Ah! Stay back!
[Panda sneezes, followed by Ice Bear]
Um... you guys don't look so good.
Nah, a bear's immune system is one of the strongest in the world. [off-screen] 30 minutes from now, we'll all be good.
Hey, Nom Nom. Remember us?
Ugh, not you three again. What do you want?
Oh, this is our pet, Captain Craboo.
Oh, gross! What is that thing?! It's disgusting. [Craboo spits bubbly saliva] Ugh, get that away from me. [pushes Craboo] What is wrong with you? Get lost right now, or I'm calling security.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear thinks time to go.
Yeah, hit the road, you oaf. [pushes Ice Bear]
Unbelievable. Someone get me a ...
[Suddenly, Craboo pinches Nom-Nom's ears making him cry out in pain]
Aah... aah... AAAAH! [everyone gasps] Someone get this thing off of me! Aah!
[Craboo let go of Nom-Nom's ears. He crawls to Ice Bear's shoulder as Ice Bear picks him up. Craboo smiles and Ice Bear smiles too]
[growls with anger] Arrest that crab!
[The police grabs Craboo as the other cuffs him. The police walks out of the pet store]
GPGrizzly and Panda
Craboo!
[The Bears run after Craboo. The police closes the cage door and the police car drives away taking Craboo to prison]
Ice Bear
C-C-C-Craboo.
[Nom Nom plays with Captain Craboo thinking that he's attacking him again]
Oh, look! He ... he's doing it again! Take photos and put them online! Aah!
[Everyone gasps. Then they grab their phones and take pictures]
JCJudge A.C. Juhns
That's it! Guilty! That crab is a danger to society! Send him away!
No, wait! Nom Nom was just doing that on purpose!
Ice Bear
Ice Bear will save Craboo.
[Ice Bear jumps and grabs Captain Craboo]
Ice Bear
[to Grizzly and Panda] Run.
[Grizzly and Panda look at each other and went after Ice Bear and Captain Craboo. The bears and the crab exits out of the courtroom]
Where'd they go, huh? Don't just stand there! Find them!
[The guards run after the Bears and Craboo. Nom Nom throws the cane looking angry as the scene cuts to black]
They'll be here soon. We have to hurry.
[sighs] Well, if you love something, you got to let it go, I guess. We'll all miss you, Craboo. You were a heck of a lot of fun.
You're a good friend, Craboo. I'll never forget you
[Panda gives Ice Bear Craboo. Ice Bear put Captain Craboo on the beach. He reaches his arm trying to tell Craboo to leave]
Ice Bear
Go.
They'll be here any second.
[Ice Bear tries to the tell the crab to go. But Craboo covers his eyes making Ice Bear to remember him. Ice Bear also covers his eyes too but he notices Captain Craboo went into the ocean]
[Ice Bear confronts three men playing on his roomba]
Ice Bear
Please get off Ice Bear's ride.
TTechie
Ohh, [chuckles] is this yours? We were admiring your upgrades and customizations. This is a really high-quality product you have here. So, how much do you want for it?
Ice Bear
[beat] Not for sale.
TTechie
Sorry, what was that?
BBryce
He said it's not for sale—
TTechie
I know what he said, Bryce! [breathes deeply] Sorry about that. I'm not sure you understood my question. I want to buy your product, and when I want something, I get it.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear repeats: Not. For. Sale.
You know, you guys actually just came in time. [He picks up a Box full of Old Toys] I could use your help finding a star to put on top of the tree. Milk carton? [Charlie sniffs the Carton of Milk] Nah. [A Bird from the Cuckoo Clock appears] Nope. [Charlie throws the Cuckoo Clock, He founds a Broken Doll head] Hmm... What do you guys think?
That's not a star. A star is, you know, pointy and star-shaped. [Panda checks his Phone] Oh, the alarm went off.
Sorry, we gotta get going, Charlie. Uh, good luck finding the right star for your tree, though.
[Grizzly and Panda climbs down]
But... I-I-I want you guys to help me choose it.
[Ice Bear eats the Egg]
Ice Bear
Thanks for eggnog.
[Ice Bear jumps down]
[Mr. Park puts the Cooked Turkey on the Table]
PMr. Park
All right! We should start.
Oh, wow. This all looks amazing!
Ice Bear
Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven.
[Panda Checks his Phone]
Oh, no! There goes our alarm. I'm sorry, Mrs. Park, but we have to head out.
Don't be ridiculous, you just got here!
I'm sorry, Chloe, we can't. Ow!
[Chloe's Grandmother puts a Piece of Orange into the Plate]
CSChloe's Grandmother
[Speaking Korean]
Oh, try these, too. This is called jeon.
[Chloe puts the Jeon into Grizzly's Mouth]
JJohn
Hey. [Chuckles] What do baby seals taste like?
[Ice Bear looks at John]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I'm a vegetarian.
CSChloe's Grandmother
Yes.
[She puts two Steak Rolls into the Plate]
Oh, and this one you'll really like. [Chloe puts another piece of food into Grizzly Mouth] What do you think? [Grizzly's mouth is Full of Food] It's really hard to get the umami flavor, but ... [Panda's Phone Alarm went Off] Huh?!
Okay, that was really good, Chloe, but we really have to go now.
We'll take these to go, and we'll let you know how we feel about the food, yeah? [Grizzly knocks the Dinner Table Down, And the Food landed on the Floor]
Whoa! I'm so, so, so so sorry!
Yeah, we didn't mean to! That was an accident!
JJohn
Ha ha, I knew this was gonna happen.
[Chloe looked Shocked]
Agh, it's all our fault. I'm so sorry, Chloe.
No, please, let me help. Come on.
I said it's fine! Just go. You guys needed to leave anyways.
PMrs. Park
It's okay. It seems like you guys are in a hurry.
PMr. Park
Don't worry, bears, we'll take care of it.
Ice Bear
[Speaking Korean]
We'll see you later, Chloe.
JJohn
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
[The next morning, Grizzly looks at the sunrise]
How much longer do we need to do this?
My contacts are dying out.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear can't feel his butt.
FFaye
[offscreen] Don't move!
[Warren and Faye are carving the statues of the bears]
FFaye
You guys are doing great!
WWarren
[chuckles] Yeah, just a few more hours, And I think we'll have all the carvings we need!
[Wooden Bear statues are laying on the ground]
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