[A snake came out the bushes as the bears begin to freak out]
CharlieWhoa, whoa, whoa! Relax, fellas. I'll ... I'll handle this. [looks down at the snake] Uh, hey, man. Hey, uh, excuse me. Yeah, if you could, uh, do your snake things elsewhere, that would be super great. Oh, you live around here? Oh, you just moved? [Panda falls down] Oh, yeah, it's a nice place.
[to his brothers] Maybe we can leave now?
[Grizzly and Ice Bear nods]
Charlie
Good stuff to do. I think the party's going well! Everyone's having a great time! [sees the Bears who are leaving] W-Where you guys going?
Okay, you know what, Charlie? I was trying to be nice, but you've become a huge ball hog. It's not fun playing with you. Honestly, we'd rather lose playing with Panda than win playing with you.
[feeling his arm] Yeah. Wait, what?
Charlie
But I'm one of the bears.
Sorry, you're off the team, man.
Charlie
Off the team?! Ha! I am the team. And if you bears can't appreciate my talent, then I'll find somebody who does. You can keep your costume of lies! [takes off the bear costume] Huh, I'm leaving! [leaves the cave]
[sighs] I don't know, guys. Was I too hard on him?
No, man. He was being a dingle.
Ice Bear thinks you did the right thing.
Don't worry. Charlie isn't the type of guy to hold a grudge. This'll blow over by tomorrow.
[Panda and Charlie arrive at "Cup o Cats"]
Ugh! Charlie, enough! Geez. I got it from here. [is blind and can't see. He walks pass two cats]
SSaleswoman
欢迎光临 (Welcome)。 How are you today?
Oof! Hi! We just need some directions to... [sneezing] YAK! Oh. sorry.
[An orange cat appears as Panda sneezes again]
[sneezing] YAK! Is there a cat in here?
SSaleswoman
Of course. This is Mr. Stripes. We're a cat café.
[in shock] Cat café?! [zooms out] Oh! I'm allergic to cats!
Charlie
Oh, my gosh! [to Mr. Stripes] Back off, Mr. Stripes! [puts Panda on a chair] Don't worry. I got this.
Charlie
I'll take care of directions.
[Three more cats get up]
SSaleswoman
Make a left, and you'll be there.
Charlie
All right, cool. I think I got it. So, first, I go down two blocks, then I go up five more, then right... Wait, I lost my train of thought. [his arms are tangled up] Did you catch any of that?
[Charlie screams when he sees Panda covered by a bunch of cats]
[muffled] Can somebody help me...?
Charlie
I'll save you, Panda! [throws the cats away to save Panda] Get away from him! [picks up an orange cat] Ew. [throws the orange cat away and picks up Panda] Speak to me, Panda!
[groans as his face is puffed up] Help... me.
Charlie
[yells] What do I do?!
SSaleswoman
There's help across the street.
[Charlie takes Panda to the acupuncture clinic across the street and reads its signboard]
Charlie
A-cu-punc-ture... [reads the Chinese words] and somethin' somethin'. [takes Panda inside]
[During the car chase]
MMan
All right, keep your eyes on the road, watch the mirrors, check your blind spots.
[Grizzly bangs the car's roof]
M2Man #2
Wha! W-What was that?! Did I do something wrong?
MMan
Just a bump in the road.
[Grizzly and Craboo appears]
Uh, sorry to bother you, but would you mind going a big faster.
MMan
Maintain the speed limit.
[The police cars and the helicopter chase after the Bears and Craboo]
NNewswoman
We're following the chase live heading south on the Pacific Coast Highway. [Chloe, Mrs. Park and Mr. Park saw the news] Police are attempting to pull over a vehicle that appears to have been commandeered by three bears and a crab.
[At the cave, Charlie saw the news]
Charlie
[calls out to the Bears even though there not here] Guys, you got to see this!
[The police car chases after the Bears and Craboo]
Oh, no. [sees the police]
MMan
Okay, now go ahead and slowly pull over to the right for the police blockade.
[The Bears sees Nom-Nom on the Helicopter]
[over PA] Give up the crab! You're completely surrounded. You've got nowhere to run, bears.
You'll never take our Craboo!
[Nom-Nom gets the grabbing machine and the grabbing machine grabs Craboo]
[The Bears and Nom-Nom tug over Craboo]
Oh, slipping. [accidentally let goes of Captain Craboo] No!
[laughs evilly] Say goodbye to your precious crab!
Charlie
You know, you guys actually just came in time. [He picks up a Box full of Old Toys] I could use your help finding a star to put on top of the tree. Milk carton? [Charlie sniffs the Carton of Milk] Nah. [A Bird from the Cuckoo Clock appears] Nope. [Charlie throws the Cuckoo Clock, He founds a Broken Doll head] Hmm... What do you guys think?
That's not a star. A star is, you know, pointy and star-shaped. [Panda checks his Phone] Oh, the alarm went off.
Sorry, we gotta get going, Charlie. Uh, good luck finding the right star for your tree, though.
[Grizzly and Panda climbs down]
Charlie
But... I-I-I want you guys to help me choose it.
[Ice Bear eats the Egg]
[Ice Bear jumps down]
Charlie
You're welcome.
[Charlie is saving everyone]
Charlie
[panting] Ralph, w-what the heck are you doing?!
RRalph
What the heck are you doing? Let go! You're wrecking the joke!
Charlie
I-I think this goes beyond a joke, man! This is dangerous!
RRalph
What, like throwing bees at a guy wasn't? Besides, what the heck do we care about people? [cut to the hiking guide and the people] There's are so many of 'em and so few of us. What's losing a few for a laugh?
[The bridge that Charlie is holding is beginning to slip]
Charlie
No, no, man! It's just not right! Whoa! [Charlie holds on the bridge] Ralph, help! Please, please!
RRalph
[scoffs] No way. To be honest, you're being a real snoozefest. Come find me when you're ready to have actual fun.
Charlie
Ralph, wait!
HGHiking Guide
Whoo-hoo! We made it!
[The hiking guide and the people walk away]
Charlie
Phew. [A bee flies to Charlie] Aah! Aah! [Charlie blows at the bee] Bee, shoo! [Charlie holds on to the bridge] Feet, no, please, feet! Don't fail me now! Come on! [grunts] Can't...hold...much...longer. [Charlie's feet slip making Charlie and the bridge fall down the cliff, Until Grizzly grabs Charlie's feet saving him] Oof! Huh?
Okay, hold on, Charlie! We gotcha! Pull!
[Grizzly, Panda, And Ice Bear pulls Charlie, Charlie lands on soft ground]
Charlie
Ow!
Charlie, Charlie? Are you okay?
Charlie
Uh yeah. What are you guys doing here?
We were worried about you, so we came looking for you.
Look, hey, Charlie, we're sorry about earlier.
Charlie
No, no, I'm sorry. You guys were right.I was just so excited to meet someone like me, I kind of ignored the fact that he was a gigantic butt.
Hey, man, you guys might look alike, but you're nothing like Ralph. You are a great guy, and don't you forget that.
[Tears roll down Charlie's cheeks]
Charlie
Aww, thanks, you guys!
[Charlie hugs the Bears]
[chuckles] Okay. Why don't we continue our hangout back at home?
Ice Bear could cook another dinner.
Yeah, and we could play video games, or we could...
Charlie
Oh! What about a push-up contest?
[Ralph watches Charlie and the Bears walk away]
RRalph
Pssh. Good riddance. He was too soft anyway. [A snake blocks Ralph's way] What are you looking at? [kicks the snake away] Hit the road! [chuckles] Yeah Hit the road...
[24 snakes all hiss at Ralph]
[The scene cuts to black, As the snakes attack Ralph]
[Charlie turns back to his Bigfoot form]
Charlie
[checks his hands] Whoa. I'm not normal!
[from offscreen] ...definitely the best pizza place.
Charlie
[turns to find the Bears having a picnic] Bears!
GPGrizzly and Panda
[the Bears turn to see Charlie] Huh?
Charlie
All right, what's my name? Where did you guys come from? Do you - do you have the urge to arrest me?
You're Charlie, of course!
We came from the cave and wanted to have a picnic with you.
Ice Bear always has urge to arrest.
Charlie
[heaves a sigh of relief] Phew. Back to normal.
[raises his paw] So? [shows him the pizza they are having] Do you want to join?
Charlie
[takes his seat] Sure, that'd be great.
Charlie
[takes his slice] Thanks, fellas.
[The Bears lift up their paws to reveal they are now fathers to their baby counterparts (from their pouches), astonishing Charlie]
BGBaby Grizzly
Oh boy, pizza time!
BPBaby Panda
I hope my slice is vegetarian.
[pulls out a part of his slice to share with Baby Panda] It is!
[The Bears share their slices with their baby counterparts, and as the Baby Bears are munching, Baby Charlie pops out from Charlie's pouch as well]
BCBaby Charlie
Y'all gonna share with me?
Charlie
Well, the more the merrier. [shares his slice with Baby Charlie as they all dig in]
[Panda saves Charlie from the trask lake, to Grizzly and Ice Bear's amazement]
Panda! How? What? The germs!
Guys, guys, don't you see? The germs don't scare me anymore. What scares me more is... the possibility of losing a friend.
Charlie
Oh, my hero! [smooches Panda]
All right, all right, Charlie. Okay.
[he and Ice Bear approaches them] Wow. You know, I'm proud of you, Panda. I think you learned a VERY important less - [they both hold their noses in disgust] Oh, my gosh, you stink, Panda! Ah!
[Ice Bear opens the door for a worn-out Charlie and his six snake babies to come in]
Charlie
Heya, bears.
[both Grizz and Panda are shocked] Whoa, Charlie, what happened to you?
Charlie
Oh, nothing. Just, uh, here for brunch, [sits between Grizz and Panda] like we scheduled.
Uh, Charlie, we're doing brunch tomorrow? Plus it's it's like four o'clock. [Charlie falls asleep] Charlie? Uh, hey, Charlie, wake up. [gently taps Charlie.]
Charlie
[suddenly awakens] What? [looks around] I'm awake. Is it snack time? Hold on, babies. [takes out a cheesy poof from one of his pouches, and feeds a snake baby] A-ha! Here you go, pumpkin.
Charlie, you are a wreck right now.
[the snake babies slither down] Yeah, these snake babies are totally wearing you out, man.
Charlie
Nah, I'm fine. I'm just waiting for that mom strength to kick in. Everything is under con... [sighs.]
Charlie
[suddenly awakens] Control! [chuckles] Yeah, parenting's a breeze. [glass shatters]
Charlie
Hmm?
[Charlie and the bears look around to find the snake babies playing around the cave, and they rip off part of a pair of curtains and tumble down a lamp. Panda Jr. tries to bite Panda's phone]
Aah! My phone! [touches his phone] No, bad Panda Jr. [Panda Jr. hisses, forcing Panda to back his paw away screaming]
Charlie
Oh, come on, Panda Jr. Be nice to Uncle Panda. [returns Panda's phone to him] Here you go, sweetie. All right, poopsies. [gets up] Milk time.
Uh, Charlie, are you... sure you can handle everything yourself?
Charlie
[takes the snake babies, one by one] Uh, yeah, you guys don't have to worry. I've totally mastered this snake-parent thing. I just gotta feed them... [sits back at the couch] again. Oh, right, I'm all out of milk. I guess I got to go to the store...
Hey, man! How about we go to the store for you? You can just... stay here take it easy?
Charlie
Ah, really? You'd do that for me? You guys are the best friends... ever. [falls asleep]
[whispers as Charlie snores away] Let's go. [the bears leave]
Charlie
[whispers to Charlie] We'll be back soon, buddy.
[Tabes continues to trace Kirk's footprints.]
Hmm. Oh, there there's more! [runs to in front of a bush] Kirk! Kirk, buddy, where... [the bush rustles] Huh? [she turns to the bush] Kirk? [grabs a foot from the bush] Kirk, there you are! [shocked to find the big foot] Aah! Foot!
Charlie
[reveals himself from inside the bush] Aah! Human!
[Tabes and Charlie both scream, and the latter hides back inside scared. Tabes recognizes Charlie as the bigfoot she saved from the booby trapper from Rescue Ranger]
Huh? Oh, hey! You're that Charlie fellow. It's okay. [Charlie peeks out from the bush] I'm not gonna hurt you.
Charlie
Oh, I... I remember you! Tom, right?
[reaches out her hand to him] It's Tabes! I'm the forest ra... [facepalms] Wait, what am I doing? I got to find Kirk before he gets hurt! He's lost out in the woods somewhere! [gasps] Wait! Maybe you've seen him around, Charlie.
Charlie
[pondering] Hmm. Oh, I think I know who that is! I know, just give me a sec! [goes back inside the bush, then comes out again with Dexter the beaver] You talking about my friend Dexter here?
[sighs] No. [releases Dexter] Kirk's not a beaver. He's my lost dog. I've got no leads, and it's getting dark soon! I'm supposed to protect this forest, but I can't even protect my own dog.
Charlie
[blows his nose] That's... Ugh... That's so tragic! [assures Tabes] You know what? Leave it to old Charlie! I know secret parts around these woods where we can get some info.
Charlie
Follow me... [walks off, but soon stops in his tracks] Oh, wait!
Charlie
I can't just bring you into the secret woods like that. They don't look too kindly on human-folk.
What? [begs Charlie] No! No! Please, Charlie! I have to find Kirk!
Charlie
Okay, okay, We'll go! But, uh... you're going to need to wear a disguise.
Anything! I'll wear whatever disguise you got!
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