Scenes with Grizzly 81
[Brenda crosses off the day. The camera zooms over to the crossed days]
You got a visitor, Brenda. All right, you got 15 minutes! [storms off] Guarding birds for a living I hate my job.
[Grizzly arrives]
Grizzly[as he holds a bowl of spaghetti] Hey, Brenda. [chuckles] Sorry you're in prison. Um we still cool?
Grizzly
Oh, uh, here, I got this for you. I know how much you like spaghetti, so I went back to good ol' Luigi's for your favorite. [Brenda cooing agreeably] Aw, don't worry about it. That's what friends are for! And you and I we're friends forever, Brenda. No matter what. Even jail. Try this. [Brenda slurps the spaghetti] Yeah, you like that, right? Oh, I'll be here every Tuesday.
Grizzly
Okay, I'll be here tomorrow.
[The camera zooms out of state prison]
BBBrody Brogan
Now, let's get to know our bros. Bears, tell us about yourselves.
Grizzly
Well, I'm happily self-unemployed, taking care of my two baby bros.
And I am single and ready to mingle.
[Silent; a guy in the audience coughs]
BBBrody Brogan
[chuckles] How about our next group of guys?
GGriff
Hey, what's up? I'm Griff. I'm a renegade cop who protects the streets and keeps them clean.
IIssac
Issac is a five-star chef.
TTom
And I have a girlfriend!
[The audience cheers and applause]
[The screen is black]
Grizzly
[echoing] Is he alive?
[Ice Bear opens his eyes]
[echoing] Shh. He's waking up.
[Ice Bear closes his eyes]
Grizzly
Bro? [Ice Bear opens his eyes again] Little bro? You okay?
[Ice Bear got a red lump on his head]
Ice... [Grizzly and Panda lean in closer to Ice Bear] Ice... [clamps both paws on his head] Oh, man, I need some ice for my head.
[Grizzly and Panda gasp and back away, shocked to hear Ice Bear talking in first person]
[stands up while rubbing the lump on his head] Oh, jeez, that really did a number on me. Boy, I sure hate it when that happens. Hey, am I right? You know, like, sometimes you can just be walking. "I'm going here, I'm going there, I'm minding my own business." Then, Bam! Unconscious. You guys know what I mean, right? [Grizzly and Panda stare in disbelief at Ice Bear, look at each other and then back at Ice Bear] No? Hey, maybe it's just me. Boy, nothing like almost dying to get your appetite going, though. [pat Grizzly's right shoulder] Cool. All right, I'm gonna go grab some lunch. Stay cool, bros. [steps over the hammer] Oh, whoa, shouldn't leave tools around. Someone could get hurt - again. [winks his eye] Ha.
Grizzly
[Ice Bear gasps] WHAAAT?! [Panda continues to fiddle with the console in hopes of steering the ship back to Earth] Wait. This is for real?! We're actually in space?! There's got to be some way to turn this thing around, right?
[the ship steers to the direction of Earth...]
PGPanda/Grizzly
Yeah!/Whoo-hoo!
[...then to the direction of the Sun.]
[The bears scream as they prepare to go into the Sun.]
[The bears run away from the console] D'oh. There's got to be another way out. Oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez. [covers his eyes] Guys, I'm so sorry for dragging you into this.
Grizzly
Yeah, no time, Panda, okay? [they find an escape pod] Look! An escape pod! Come on!
[Grizz and Ice Bear hop into the escape pod, but it can hold only two people]
Grizzly
Aw, nuts. [they both turn around] Uh, there's not enough room for all of us. [Panda closes the pod] Got to find a... Huh? [muffled] Panda! Wait. What are you doing?
[Panda breaths heavily, and launches the pod]
Grizzly
PANDA, NO! [inside the pod] Panda! Panda! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! [Panda turns on the monitor to communicate with Grizz and Ice Bear] Aah!
Hey. Hello? Bros, I-I don't know if this thing is on, but I just wanted to say I'm sorry it's ending like this... and for being selfish. You guys might mess stuff up sometimes, sure, but you're just being you.
Grizzly
Panda.
And you know what? That's what I love about you. So I guess this is goodbye, bros. [touches the camera with his right paw, Grizz also touches the monitor where Panda's paw is] Take care of Miki-chan.
Grizzly
Panda? Panda? [monitor goes static, and soon there is no more signal.]
Grizzly
[both Grizz and Ice Bear cry] No! Panda!
[in the last moments, Panda looks up, and tearfully shuts his eyes as the ship goes into the Sun...]
[After the baby bears celebrate from being saved from the dog by a crow]
BGBaby Grizzly
Listen guys, I'm sorry for fighting. We shouldn't let that dumb old job get in the way of us being bros.
BPBaby Panda
You're right, Grizz. Let's never fight again.
[They will.]
[The bears walk out the door and look up to find their new mom they have ordered jumping down from a helicopter. She lands so hard, the bears cough from the flying dust. They look up and watch with awe as their new buff mom introduces herself]
GPGrizzly and Panda
Whoa!
TTank
[removes her helmet and throws it to a side] Hey! I'm your new mom, Tank! You kids like basketball?
[As the bears look on, Tank dribbles the basketball and makes a giant leap, dunks the ball while touching the backboard by her legs and lands back to the ground]
[run around Tank in jubilation] Whoo-hoo!
Grizzly
Our mom can dunk!
Crazy! Where did you learn to dunk like that?!
Grizzly
Teach us how to dunk, please!
TTank
[takes the basketball from Grizz and spins it] Well, I'm afraid I can't do that. [steps towards the bears] You bears are too weak and puny! [refers to herself] You gotta get buff. Like me! Now, drop and give me 30!
Grizzly
Huh?
TTank
[goes behind the bears] Come on, now! I'm gonna whip you boys into shape! [pushes the bears into doing push-ups]
[The bears groan as they do the push-ups]
TTank
That's enough. [gets the bears to stand] 30 laps! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Yeah! [The bears proceed to run around the outside of the cave] Feel the burn! Come on! Move it!
[Plays the video, "Scared By Cucumbers"]
Grizzly
Yo, Internet! We back at it again at the bear cave.
We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers! [laughs as Grizz shows a cucumber] Check it out.
[Ice Bear is chopping onions in the kitchen. Grizzly places a cucumber near him. Ice Bear turns around, surprised by the sight of the cucumber and flies away as the music plays; Grizz and Panda laugh]
[Outside the bathroom]
Grizzly
[places a cucumber on the floor] Cuke boys.
[Ice Bear comes out after having a shower, and opens the door. He is shocked to find the cucumber and quickly flees, as the music plays again and more laughter is heard]
[Grizzly and Panda run around the cave with another cucumber]
Grizzly
Cuke boys in the house!
[Ice Bear is sitting on the sofa playing a video game. Behind him, Panda snickers as he drops the cucumber on the sofa]
Grizzly
[offscreen; snickering as well] Nothing.
[Ice Bear turns to his left. He shrieks when he finds the cucumber there, jumps to the ceiling and climbs away, with music playing again and more laughter]
[A cucumber is put on the table] Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, [tilts the camera to show Grizzly with a jar of pickles] but what about pickles!
[As Ice Bear is shaving, Grizz drops a pickle from the bathtub. Ice Bear finds the pickle and proceeds to eat it, to Grizz's disbelief]
Grizzly
[the same cucumber] Just cucumbers, then.
[Ice Bear is fixing the vacuum as a cucumber rolls on the floor to the right.]
Grizzly
[whispers] Do it. [Another cucumber rolls to the left] Do more, do more, do a lot more! [Five more cucumbers roll. Ice Bear looks to his right, and freaks out as he tries to shun the cucumbers but stumbles as music plays again and more laughter is heard. As he leaves from sight, the vacuum starts to fly (Panda: The vacuum!)]
Okay, wait. [giggling] Why, wait. We just had a great idea. [to Grizzly] Check this out.
Grizzly
Cuke boys in the house!
[Ice Bear is preparing dinner as Panda, dressed in a cucumber outfit, walks in from behind with Grizz laughing from behind the camera]
Ice Bear is preparing di- [taken aback to find Panda's cucumber outfit and throws him out of the cave; Panda screams as he is sent flying through the window]
Grizzly
Oh my gosh, Panda!
Grizzly
[at the hospital; Panda is severely injured] Hey, um... Well, I hope you liked the video. [Panda groans] Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. [A "PLZ DONATE" button appears on screen] Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.
Grizzly
It's the booby trapper!
Grizzly
Yeah. We saw him on TV. He traps everything.
Hey, you! Hunting is illegal in my forest!
BTBooby Trapper
Hmm, I ain't hunting. I'm trapping.
Just let him go, and I'll pretend this never happened.
BTBooby Trapper
[laughs] I'm a trapper. I trap things. Nothing you can do, ranger girl. Yeah! [He leaves with Charlie on his bike]
[Panda is revealed to have survived the zombie attack, and tries to serve the others who have turned into zombies salad]
[serves a bowl to Ice Bear] Okay, here's your vegan Thai salad, [serves another salad to Grizz] and here's yours. Enjoy.
[shoves his bowl off the table] Brains.
Grizzly
[throws his bowl away] BRAINNNS!!
What? You guys need to eat your veggies! You can't just have brains all the time!
[appears from outside the kitchen] Brains?
[irritated] Ugh! Why am I allergic to a hundred things but immune to zombies?!
[Charlie turns back to his Bigfoot form]
[checks his hands] Whoa. I'm not normal!
Grizzly
[from offscreen] ...definitely the best pizza place.
[turns to find the Bears having a picnic] Bears!
GPGrizzly and Panda
[the Bears turn to see Charlie] Huh?
All right, what's my name? Where did you guys come from? Do you - do you have the urge to arrest me?
You're Charlie, of course!
Grizzly
We came from the cave and wanted to have a picnic with you.
Ice Bear always has urge to arrest.
[heaves a sigh of relief] Phew. Back to normal.
Grizzly
[raises his paw] So? [shows him the pizza they are having] Do you want to join?
[takes his seat] Sure, that'd be great.
Grizzly
All right, man, dig in.
[takes his slice] Thanks, fellas.
[The Bears lift up their paws to reveal they are now fathers to their baby counterparts (from their pouches), astonishing Charlie]
BGBaby Grizzly
Oh boy, pizza time!
BPBaby Panda
I hope my slice is vegetarian.
[pulls out a part of his slice to share with Baby Panda] It is!
[The Bears share their slices with their baby counterparts, and as the Baby Bears are munching, Baby Charlie pops out from Charlie's pouch as well]
BCBaby Charlie
Y'all gonna share with me?
Well, the more the merrier. [shares his slice with Baby Charlie as they all dig in]
[Rodolfo is injured and is sent to the hospital. A doctor examines an X-ray of Rodolfo's leg, which is fractured]
DDoctor
Lo siento, muchachito, pero (I'm sorry, little boy, but) you have a slight fracture. Unfortunately, this means you won't be able to wrestle for a while.
RRodolfo
I understand. Gracias, Doctor.
BGBaby Grizzly
[The baby bears approach Rodolfo] Uh, hey, Rodolfo. [They get up to the bed] Uh, how you feeling? We, uh... We really feel bad about this.
BPBaby Panda
I feel the worst. [shows him a drawing of himself running in the rain screaming "PERDON!!", which means "sorry" in Spanish] Hopefully this makes you feel better. It's a drawing of me running in the rain screaming "I'm sorry."
BPBaby Panda
Thank you. It's the least I could do.
RRodolfo
[sighing] I was really excited for the Lucha Libre tournament. I feel like I had a chance to win the prize money and pay for Simon's surgery.
BPBaby Panda
Who's Simon?
RRodolfo
Simon is my best friend. Vente (Come in), Simon!
[Enter Simon the dog, who is wheelchair-bound. He looks around the ward sniffing, and tries to enter but bumps into the door]
RRodolfo
He's also not very smart. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't even have enough money to pay for my own surgery.
BGBaby Grizzly
Hmm. Huh? [turns around to find Rodolfo's mask and sport bag. Turns back to Roldofo] Rodolfo, we'll get you that money.
BPBaby Panda
[to Baby Grizz] Um, how?
BGBaby Grizzly
We're gonna compete in the Lucha Libre tournament!
BPBaby Panda
What? But I can't fight! My bones are too fragile.
BGBaby Grizzly
[to Baby Panda] Eh, no worries. You can be our manager!
RRodolfo
This is a bad idea, ositos. You guys really shouldn't enter. There are some tough opponents in this year's tournament.
BGBaby Grizzly
[confident] Ohh, they better be tough, 'cause we're bringing the heat.
[The Bears are cheered on by the customers after a great performance replacing Papa Bear's Pizza Band]
Grizzly
[laughs] Wow, that was kind of fun, actually.
PCPizza Cabin Manager
[joins in] Oh, my gosh, guys, that was incredible. The energy! The non-roboticness. How would you guys like to be Papa Bear's Pizza Cabin's new official band? We could tour Pizza Cabin's across the country. It'd be amazing!
Grizzly
Oh, I don't know. It looks cool, but I'm not sure I'm cut out for the whole "children's rock star" thing.
PCPizza Cabin Manager
[to Grizzly] Here, let me sweeten the deal for you. Free. Pizza. For. Life. [Soon, Grizzly's doubts turns into smiles, and he inhales]
GPGrizzly and Panda
[The Bears skydive, at the prospect of having free pizza for life] WHOA! [They all fly out of the screen]
Grizzly
[back on stage, to the manager] You got a deal, Mr. Manager.
PCPizza Cabin Manager
Ha ha, this is gonna be big! [shakes hands with Grizzly]
[Carl shields Baby Grizz and Baby Panda from crashing and takes the blow for himself]
CCharles
Huh? [he and Baby Ice Bear find Carl lying on the bush] Oh! Oh, dear! Carl, darling.
BGBaby Grizzly
[Carl uncovers Baby Grizz and Baby Panda] Oh, my head. Panda, are you all right?
BPBaby Panda
I'm... I'm... I'm alive! And it's all thanks to... [they both turn around to find Carl unconscious] Carl?
BGBaby Grizzly
Oh, oh no!
CCharles
[in sadness as he holds Carl crying] Oh, Carl, my sweet, sweet prince. Why is life so cruel?
[Carl grunts.]
[Carl awakens.]
CCharles
[in happiness] Carl! You... you're all right! [Carl sits upright] What a relief. What senseless tears.
BGBaby Grizzly and Baby Panda
Yay! Whoo-hoo! [Carl looks at the baby bears and gives a broad smile to them]
CCharles
Oh, look at you, Carl. You're... You're smiling! I've never seen you smile before.
[Carl puts the toy plane Baby Grizz and Baby Panda are on and grunts, smiling. Carl's hat lands on the exact same spot he was wearing, and he smiles wider.]
[The bears run away after Panda accidentally caused a traffic accident with his cyberkinesis]
Grizzly
[both Ice Bear and Grizzly panting] Oh, man. Okay. That was bad. [to Panda] Panda, this is getting out of hand, man. You... you got to stop.
Grizzly
[sensing something amiss] Panda?
Grizzly
Dude, bro, I think those braces are messing with your head.
You don't know what it's doing to my head. [to both] You don't know what it's like to be me.
Grizzly
[trying to talk Panda out] Okay, Panda. Let's just calm down.
[uses his electromagnetic powers to lift a wooden clock] You're just jealous of me because I'm special now.
Grizzly
[both shocked] Oh no.
Yeah, that's it. I'm special, and you're not! [flings the clock to Ice Bear and Grizzly]
Grizzly
AAH! [they both duck] What the... Panda?!
[Panda disappears]
Grizzly
[he and Ice Bear get up] Ugh, he's so dramatic with his exits. [to Ice Bear] I'm sure he'll be fine. [they walk out] We'll see him back home later.
[A man, Harry, enters the store and sneezes. He rubs his nose and wipes his hand on a wall. He later sees two children engrossed at their videos. Chuckling, he then approaches them from behind to steal their candies]
BBoy
[as a girl next to him laughs while she holds another video] Ooh, Pa, this one looks cool. [Harry takes away their candies and the girl's toy seal without them noticing.]
BGBaby Grizzly
[the baby bears are at the counter while Harry whistles] Hello! How can we help you, sir?
HHarry
Oh, right. [returns a video] Uh, I'm returning this.
BGBaby Grizzly
[takes the video from him] Ooh. How the Grouch Robbed Christmas. I love this movie. [to Harry] What was your favorite part?
HHarry
Uh, yeah, I don't know. [takes some candies from the counter] I liked the, uh, stealing part?
BGBaby Grizzly
Oh. I love that part, too! What a naughty fella. Hee-hee. [as Harry takes more candies until there are none left] Um, have you seen Little Nero Meet Santa? Oh, and Sleep Hard is a great action movie. [imitates the male lead] "Yip-a-dee-doo-dah, Mr. Bad Guy."
HHarry
[unwraps a candy] Huh. Real interesting, kid. [pops it into his mouth] What else you got?
BPBaby Panda
How about It's a Stupendous Life? It makes me cry every time. [blows nose]
[Baby Ice Bear gets Baby Grizz and Baby Panda to their attention. He goes under the counter, and rises up, sniffing and looking around.]
BGBaby Grizzly
Uh, The Daydream Before Christmas?
[Baby Ice Bear facepalms in exasperation. He tries again by imitating a devil]
BPBaby Panda
[raises his paw] Ooh, ooh. Me, me. Gremmonsters. It's Gremmonsters. [Baby Ice Bear applauds] Yes.
BGBaby Grizzly
[back to Harry] Would you like to rent those titles?
HHarry
Nah, they all sound pretty boring.
[As Harry eats the candy, he finds with surprise the store is filled with customers browsing through the videos on the shelves.]
HHarry
Whoa. This place is packed.
BGBaby Grizzly
Yeah, man, it's always busy here. People love renting videos, and they spend lots of money on 'em, - especially during Christmas.
HHarry
[grins] Hmm. [spits out the unfinished candy and ponders for a while] Say, what time you guys close tonight, hmm?
BGBaby Grizzly
We close at 9:00 p.m. It's earlier than usual, 'cause we need extra time to watch movies, dance, and eat popcorn tonight.
[Shocked, Baby Panda and Baby Ice Bear shush him]
BGBaby Grizzly
I mean we need to study how to help customers better and keep this place safe and clean!
HHarry
Uh-huh. Is there a security guard?
BGBaby Grizzly
Nope. Just us baby bears. [showing his biceps] But look at my toned biceps. Gonna get triceps soon, too.
HHarry
[laughing, he exits the store]
BGBaby Grizzly and Baby Panda
Bye! Merry Christmas!
BBoy
[to the baby bears] Excuse me, do you have How the Grouch Robbed Christmas?
BGBaby Grizzly
[shows the video to him] Ooh, lucky you.
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