Scenes with Grizzly 81
[Grizzly gives everybody the posters]
GrizzlyOne for you. And one for you. And one for ...
[Grizzly stops walking, A white dog sits on the side walk, The dogs run toward Grizzly pushing him]
DDogwalker
Heel! Heel, boy! Down! [The dogs licked Grizzly] Oh, oh! I'm so sorry! I-I can't apologize enough. I'm sorry. I-I can't seem to control them.
Grizzly
[chuckles] That's okay. Have you tried telling them to sit?
[five different dogs sit]
DDogwalker
Whoa. I've been trying to make them sit all day. How'd you do that?
Grizzly
Stand. [The dogs stand] Speak. [The dogs bark happily] Wink slowly. [The dogs wink slowly]
[As Panda claps his Hands, He checks his Phone]
[The Alarm went Off]
All right, who thinks they can go lower?!
Grizzly
Well, Tabes, sorry, this was fun, but we gotta be somewhere else. Thanks!
Guys, wait! You can't go yet ... the party just got started!
Grizzly
Sorry ... no time. It's been a jolly wonderful, uh, thing. Merry Christmas, bye!
[Grizzly closes the door and the Radio Switches to "Silent Night", Everyone is fast asleep, Ranger Tabes Sighs]
You know, you guys actually just came in time. [He picks up a Box full of Old Toys] I could use your help finding a star to put on top of the tree. Milk carton? [Charlie sniffs the Carton of Milk] Nah. [A Bird from the Cuckoo Clock appears] Nope. [Charlie throws the Cuckoo Clock, He founds a Broken Doll head] Hmm... What do you guys think?
That's not a star. A star is, you know, pointy and star-shaped. [Panda checks his Phone] Oh, the alarm went off.
Grizzly
Sorry, we gotta get going, Charlie. Uh, good luck finding the right star for your tree, though.
[Grizzly and Panda climbs down]
But... I-I-I want you guys to help me choose it.
[Ice Bear eats the Egg]
[Ice Bear jumps down]
[Mr. Park puts the Cooked Turkey on the Table]
PMr. Park
All right! We should start.
Grizzly
Oh, wow. This all looks amazing!
Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven.
[Panda Checks his Phone]
Oh, no! There goes our alarm. I'm sorry, Mrs. Park, but we have to head out.
Don't be ridiculous, you just got here!
I'm sorry, Chloe, we can't. Ow!
[Chloe's Grandmother puts a Piece of Orange into the Plate]
CSChloe's Grandmother
[Speaking Korean]
Oh, try these, too. This is called jeon.
[Chloe puts the Jeon into Grizzly's Mouth]
JJohn
Hey. [Chuckles] What do baby seals taste like?
[Ice Bear looks at John]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I'm a vegetarian.
CSChloe's Grandmother
Yes.
[She puts two Steak Rolls into the Plate]
Oh, and this one you'll really like. [Chloe puts another piece of food into Grizzly Mouth] What do you think? [Grizzly's mouth is Full of Food] It's really hard to get the umami flavor, but ... [Panda's Phone Alarm went Off] Huh?!
Okay, that was really good, Chloe, but we really have to go now.
Grizzly
We'll take these to go, and we'll let you know how we feel about the food, yeah? [Grizzly knocks the Dinner Table Down, And the Food landed on the Floor]
Whoa! I'm so, so, so so sorry!
Grizzly
Yeah, we didn't mean to! That was an accident!
JJohn
Ha ha, I knew this was gonna happen.
[Chloe looked Shocked]
Agh, it's all our fault. I'm so sorry, Chloe.
Grizzly
Uh, let me help you.
No, please, let me help. Come on.
I said it's fine! Just go. You guys needed to leave anyways.
PMrs. Park
It's okay. It seems like you guys are in a hurry.
PMr. Park
Don't worry, bears, we'll take care of it.
Grizzly
We're really sorry.
Grizzly
We'll see you later, Chloe.
JJohn
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
[while the Bears ride on the subway train]
Uh, Hey, You guys want to watch Bagel Rat Videos?
Grizzly
[laughs] Heck yeah!
[Panda turns on his phone, And the video begins when Bagel Rat carries a bagel down the stairs, The next scene shows when Bagel Rat carries a bagel-shape telephone down the stairs, The next scene shows when Bagel Rat carries a tote bag with a picture of a Bagel, And the last scene shows when Bagel Rat carries Grizzly's fitness tracker, He puts on the fitness tracker and runs away as the video ends]
[The next morning, Grizzly looks at the sunrise]
Grizzly
How much longer do we need to do this?
My contacts are dying out.
Ice Bear can't feel his butt.
FFaye
[offscreen] Don't move!
[Warren and Faye are carving the statues of the bears]
FFaye
You guys are doing great!
WWarren
[chuckles] Yeah, just a few more hours, And I think we'll have all the carvings we need!
[Wooden Bear statues are laying on the ground]
[Charlie is saving everyone]
[panting] Ralph, w-what the heck are you doing?!
RRalph
What the heck are you doing? Let go! You're wrecking the joke!
I-I think this goes beyond a joke, man! This is dangerous!
RRalph
What, like throwing bees at a guy wasn't? Besides, what the heck do we care about people? [cut to the hiking guide and the people] There's are so many of 'em and so few of us. What's losing a few for a laugh?
[The bridge that Charlie is holding is beginning to slip]
No, no, man! It's just not right! Whoa! [Charlie holds on the bridge] Ralph, help! Please, please!
RRalph
[scoffs] No way. To be honest, you're being a real snoozefest. Come find me when you're ready to have actual fun.
HGHiking Guide
Whoo-hoo! We made it!
[The hiking guide and the people walk away]
Phew. [A bee flies to Charlie] Aah! Aah! [Charlie blows at the bee] Bee, shoo! [Charlie holds on to the bridge] Feet, no, please, feet! Don't fail me now! Come on! [grunts] Can't...hold...much...longer. [Charlie's feet slip making Charlie and the bridge fall down the cliff, Until Grizzly grabs Charlie's feet saving him] Oof! Huh?
Grizzly
Okay, hold on, Charlie! We gotcha! Pull!
[Grizzly, Panda, And Ice Bear pulls Charlie, Charlie lands on soft ground]
Grizzly
Charlie, Charlie? Are you okay?
Uh yeah. What are you guys doing here?
We were worried about you, so we came looking for you.
Grizzly
Look, hey, Charlie, we're sorry about earlier.
No, no, I'm sorry. You guys were right.I was just so excited to meet someone like me, I kind of ignored the fact that he was a gigantic butt.
Grizzly
Hey, man, you guys might look alike, but you're nothing like Ralph. You are a great guy, and don't you forget that.
[Tears roll down Charlie's cheeks]
[Charlie hugs the Bears]
Grizzly
[chuckles] Okay. Why don't we continue our hangout back at home?
Ice Bear could cook another dinner.
Yeah, and we could play video games, or we could...
Oh! What about a push-up contest?
[Ralph watches Charlie and the Bears walk away]
RRalph
Pssh. Good riddance. He was too soft anyway. [A snake blocks Ralph's way] What are you looking at? [kicks the snake away] Hit the road! [chuckles] Yeah Hit the road...
[24 snakes all hiss at Ralph]
[The scene cuts to black, As the snakes attack Ralph]
[Grizzly starts the engine of the forklift to break the bathroom door, but he sees a security guard coming past eating a banana]
GGreyborough
The grizzly's goal is finally within reach, however, an enemy indigenous to these parts is lurking in the shadows.
SGSecurity Guard
[points at Grizzly] What? Hey! Get down from there!
Grizzly
Uh, I'm sorry, sir. Just need to go to the bathroom. I'll turn it off. [but the forklift moves and soon it reverses around the backroom] Aah!
Grizzly
[as the forklift continues reversing] Aaah! I'm trying! Help! [the security guard chases after the forklift, which reappears in the row behind the security guard and crashes into the boxes of groceries]
SGSecurity Guard
[runs to Grizzly panting] You are in big trouble, mister! Guess you won't have time to go to the bathroom!
Grizzly
[in guilt] It's okay. I don't think I need to go anymore.
GGreyborough
Humans and animals alike both have a parasympathetic nervous system.
SGSecurity Guard
[looks down in shock] Whoa, what the...?!
GGreyborough
Relaxing tensed muscles in preparation for action. Shame – a feeling shared by all species.
[Panda and Grizzly are trying to stop the coffee machine]
Grizzly
I'm trying! AHH!! Huh?
[Grizzly and Panda sees the demon Ice Bear]
Ice Bear. Needs. More. [in scary voice; using his axe] COFFEEE!!!
[Grizzly and Panda scream and run away. Ice Bear watches them run away]
Grizzly
You okay?
[Ice Bear is eating the beans off-screen]
Grizzly
Dude, we got to get out of the cave. Follow me.
[Panda follows Grizzly, They both enter Panda's room instead of outside]
Grizzly
I think we're outside. We're safe.
No, [holds a book] I think we're in my room.
Grizzly
What? [they both get up] How did we end up here?
[Ice Bear makes a skittering noise]
Grizzly
Who's there?
Grizzly
Dude, we're sorry. We shouldn't have fed you all that coffee. Huh?
Grizzly
What is that?
[Grizzly gasps when he and Panda saw Ice Bear climbing up the wall like a spider]
[echoing] Bear, bear, coffee. Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans.
Grizzly
How are you even doing that?
Where did he go? Where'd he go?
Grizzly
I don't know. [he and Panda hold together] Hold me, Panda.
[Suddenly, Ice Bear grabs Panda by his foot]
Grizzly
Panda! [grabs Panda's paw] I got you, Pan Pan.
[yelling] It's too late. JUST DESTROY THE BEANS!!!
Grizzly
I'm not letting you go!
[whispers] Destroy them, Grizz.
[Ice Bear shoves Panda]
Grizzly
Pan Pan!
[Panda disappears in the fog]
Grizzly
STOP!!! Or else, uh, [raises the bag of beans] you can say "goodbye" to the beans! You hear me! Say something. [Ice Bear climb on the wall from behind and attacks Grizzly] Please stop. [Ice Bear tickles his armpits] No fair. [giggling] No tickling. [Grizzly flips Ice Bear] Ha, Ha! Gotcha.
[Ice Bear walks upside down and sucks the coffee beans, Grizzly growls and takes the bag of coffee beans from him, He enters the bathroom and closes the door, Grizzly falls and notices the toilet]
Grizzly
Toilet? [looks at the bag of beans] Finally, I can destroy these evil beans once and for all. [He hears a crashing sound as he drops the bag of beans] AHHHH!!!! The beans!
[Ice Bears peaks through the hole from the door]
Grizzly
Oh! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Oh!
[Grizzly looks for the beans while Ice Bear breaks the bathroom door down with his axe like in the 1980 horror film, The Shining. He opens the door]
Grizzly
Aha! Ooh.
[Ice Bear appears from the fog, Grizzly backs up]
Grizzly
Stay away, man!
[As Ice Bear tries to kill Grizzly with his axe, His eyes becomes crossed and falls]
[Back at the cave]
C-minus! [Panda hits his head on the table, He groans]
Grizzly
Come on, it's not that bad.
I'm mediocre, guys. She said my passion outweighs my talent.
Grizzly
I don't know, man. [picks up the drawing of himself] This is pretty awesome. I mean, so rendered.
Ice Bear appreciates chiseled abs.
Grizzly
I look hot.
Hot isn't enough. She wants my work to also be "wow"-worthy. [takes out a mini picture frame] She gave me this thingy to help me find that special subject.
[Grizzly licks the plate]
Grizzly
Paint us again.
[Ice Bear does some poses]
No, she said she wanted something new, - so no brothers and no anime.
Young Grizzly
♪ Aww yeah! ♪ ♪ Coming straight from the fair. ♪ ♪ Playing games and taking names. ♪ ♪ You wanna be next? Tell 'em Pan. ♪
YGYoung Grizzly/Young Panda
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
♪ It's Pan Pan coming up first, You should win the game by the end of this verse. ♪ ♪ Kickin' mad rhymes, never ever rehearsed. ♪ ♪ It's time to get to work. ♪ ♪ Take your best shot, try hard, win the prize take us home to your backyard. ♪ ♪ You like bears? Everybody does. ♪ ♪ Take a look at my little bro, covered in fuzz. ♪
[Throughout the song people are playing the game, trying to knock down the bottles, but failing]
Young Grizzly
[Faintly] So cute!
[Young Ice Bear squishes his cheeks]
♪ Three bears barely breaking a sweat. ♪ ♪ Everybody's jocking us 'cause we're the best. ♪ ♪ But I'm already talking too much. ♪ ♪ Let me let my bro get some of this flavor. ♪
Young Grizzly
Yeah, boyyyyyyy! Okay, okay, nobody's won yet, but you're looking super lucky today. Let's see if you can give it a try!
♪ Play the game. ♪ ♪ Three balls, three tries, three bears, your prize. ♪ ♪ You could take us home right now, come on Grizz, get on the mic and tell 'em how. ♪
Young Grizzly
♪ Anyone could play this game, just watch now. ♪ ♪ Take a throw and the balls get knocked down. ♪ ♪ It's easy as 1, 2, 3, step 3 being taking bears home, you see. ♪ Come on! ♪ Step right up, just take a chance, you could win big time, cancel all plans. ♪ ♪ There's nothing more important you gotta do than pay the man, throw the ball, and win too. When it comes to prizes bears are the best ones, not stuffed, but the kind that can have fun. ♪ ♪ You know, let's show these nice people what real fun looks like! ♪
YGYoung Grizzly/Young Panda
♪ Play the game. ♪ Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go!
[The Bear cubs have finish their song]
Grizzly
Uh-oh. Guys, we have a problem. [holds a box of star cakes] We're already out of Star Cakes. We got to stop to refuel.
And I got to use the little panda's room, please.
Ooh! Let's stop there! [The car drives past the sign that says, "Dinostore & Gas"] They'll have snacks and bathroom stuff and dinosaurs!
Ice Bear does not want to make stops unless emergency.
[The episode begins at nighttime with a full shot of the Bears' cave. Water can be heard running during the shot until it is turned off. The shot changes to the inside of the cave with the bathroom door to the right of the shot. Grizzly walks out of the shower wrapped in a towel, and with another towel wrapped around his head]
[scatting; opens the fridge] Huh, so many choices...
[A silhouette dashes behind Grizzly]
[confused] Huh?... Hello?... Anyone there?
[Another bear jumps in the scene wearing a black full-body ninja suit]
GAGrizzly as Robot Ninja
AHA! [Grizzly steps back, startled, and lets out a gasp] Hello, my friend. I've been sent here to destroy you.
Oh, then, allow me to introduce myself... HI-YAH!
[Grizzly swiftly rips off his towel, throwing it at the Ninja]
GAGrizzly as Robot Ninja
[takes the towel off of his head and grows shocked expression] It can't be...
My name... [rips the towel on his head off, revealing his gray hair and blue bow because he is playing Crowbar Jones] is Crowbar Jones, and I'm the bear that's gonna bring you down.
[The Ninja throws some punches while grunting. Grizzly as Crowbar Jones whips the Ninja with the towel two times. The second hit results with a delayed reaction from the Ninja, eventually falling over and onto his back]
[Grizzly recording gets reversed a few times, causing Crowbar Jones to repeat that same phrase; episode now set in actual reality]
GGrizzly
[laughs excitingly] This's looking so good! A few tweaks here and there and the world will see my masterpiece!
[Panda walks into the scene]
Hey, Grizz, do you where all the bedsheets went? I-I can't find any of them... Wh- You're making another "Crowbar Jones"? [Grows a stern look] Wait, Pando isn't in this one, right?
GGrizzly
Who, Pando? No no...
[Grizzly and Panda looked surprised as they hear Grizzly as Pando's voice]
[on the Computer in the same nasally high-pitched voice] AAH! No, I love her, even though I know absolutely nothing about her or-- WOO!
[Grizzly as Pando falls over]
GGrizzly
Oooh, that Pando, yeah, he's totally in it.
[annoyed] Ugh, come on, maaan! Why are you always embarrassing me?! UGH! [throws face into paws]
[The episode begins when Ranger Tabes runs through the forest]
All right! [a beaver cuts the tree down using his teeth] American beaver, check. [We see a mother quail and her chicks. Ranger Tabes comes out of the bushes] California quails, 1, 2, 3, 4. Check. [The quails run away, We see a beehive] Honeybee hive, check. And my three favorite bears.
[Grizzly, Panda, and Ice Bear looked exhausted]
Check, check, and check. [to the Bears] Thanks for coming along on my morning rounds, boys.
Grizzly
[pants] Oh, so tired.
How do you this every day?
Ice Bear should be in bed. Fridge.
Well, this is my job, fellas. The balance of nature is fragile, and it is my sworn duty to protect it! [a ladybug crawls on a leaf] From the lowliest of bugs...
[off-screen] ...To the most majestic of eagles, nature is my way of life.
Grizzly
Wow, You're an inspiration to us all, Tabes. Could we, uh, like, take a break, though?
Yeah, I'm literally made of sweat right now.
Oh, of course. Just make sure not to disturb anything. There are endangered butterflies in this area.
[A butterfly flies to the bears]
[The bears run away]
[The bears arrive at the trailer]
Grizzly
You sure this is it, Pan Pan?
Grizzly
Hey, uh, Tabes? Are you in there? You ready for morning rounds?
[He knocks at the door]
DTDana Tabes
[singsong voice] ♪ Coming! ♪ [she wear arts and crafts clothes] Oh. Hey, there, bears! Good to see you!
[Kirk barks happily at them]
Grizzly
Uh, good to see you, too?
DTDana Tabes
[as she grabs Grizzly] Come on inside. Make yourselves at home.
So, uh, why aren't you dressed for work?
DTDana Tabes
I'm glad you asked, Stripes. 'Cause I quit!
GPGrizzly, Panda and Ice Bear
WHAT?!
DTDana Tabes
Oh, yeah. And it's been great. So much free time. I've been trying out all sorts of new things, like baking! [she holds a cookie tray with burned cookies] Cookie?
Grizzly
Uh, yeah.
DTDana Tabes
Good, right? I like to bake while making crafts for my Internet store.
Grizzly
Hey, that's that's great. But, um...
DTDana Tabes
Take a look. It's a pinecone bird. They're selling like hotcakes.
Grizzly
Um, happy to hear it, Ranger Tabes, But I...
DTDana Tabes
Oh, no, no, no. [Kirk coughs] Please, boys, call me Dana.
Grizzly
[whispering] Tabes isn't her first name?
DTDana Tabes
Darn glue not super enough.
Grizzly
Look, Tabes I mean Dana, look, it's nice catching up and all, but we just were wondering, why'd you quit being a ranger?
DTDana Tabes
[sighs] Guys, the forest is better off without me. First, I destroy that deer's chance at love. What's NEXT?! I accidentally knock some frogs into a wood chipper?! I broke my oath to protect the forest and everything in it. Besides, now I can spread joy through the Internet. [off-screen] See, a pinecone owl.
Grizzly
[off-screen] Dana...
DTDana Tabes
[off-screen] And a pinecone porcupine.
Grizzly
[off-screen] Dana...
DTDana Tabes
[off-screen] And how about a pinecone...
Grizzly
[as he holds a picture of young Tabes and her mother] Hey, Tabes, this isn't who you are! You are a ranger at heart.
DTDana Tabes
[as she grabs the picture] No. That's who I was. Now I'm just a normal person who can wear pajamas whenever. [The computer chimes] Oh, happy day, I've made a sale. "Your pinecone is forthcoming, friend."
We Bare Bears · 130 quotes
