A character in We Bare Bears
Played by Bobby Moynihan
We Bare Bears · 130 quotes
Most-quoted character in We Bare Bears: in 90 of its 130 quotes
Most scenes with: Grizzly (67), Ice Bear (41), Charlie (9)
[In the kitchen, Panda checks his phone]
PandaGuys, we just got our first subscriber! What?
Really? This is amazing! We got to celebrate.
[Grizzly and Panda put on their helmets, Ice Bear takes off his apron]
♪ Robot Man from a planet in the future ♪
[As Grizzly and his brothers dancing, Ice Bear throws the pan and they've stop dancing]
[As Panda claps his Hands, He checks his Phone]
PandaWha... Eh?
[The Alarm went Off]
All right, who thinks they can go lower?!
PandaHey, Grizz, we gotta go!
Well, Tabes, sorry, this was fun, but we gotta be somewhere else. Thanks!
Guys, wait! You can't go yet ... the party just got started!
Sorry ... no time. It's been a jolly wonderful, uh, thing. Merry Christmas, bye!
[Grizzly closes the door and the Radio Switches to "Silent Night", Everyone is fast asleep, Ranger Tabes Sighs]
You know, you guys actually just came in time. [He picks up a Box full of Old Toys] I could use your help finding a star to put on top of the tree. Milk carton? [Charlie sniffs the Carton of Milk] Nah. [A Bird from the Cuckoo Clock appears] Nope. [Charlie throws the Cuckoo Clock, He founds a Broken Doll head] Hmm... What do you guys think?
PandaThat's not a star. A star is, you know, pointy and star-shaped. [Panda checks his Phone] Oh, the alarm went off.
Sorry, we gotta get going, Charlie. Uh, good luck finding the right star for your tree, though.
[Grizzly and Panda climbs down]
But... I-I-I want you guys to help me choose it.
[Ice Bear eats the Egg]
Thanks for eggnog.
[Ice Bear jumps down]
You're welcome.
[Mr. Park puts the Cooked Turkey on the Table]
All right! We should start.
Oh, wow. This all looks amazing!
Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven.
[Panda Checks his Phone]
PandaOh, no! There goes our alarm. I'm sorry, Mrs. Park, but we have to head out.
Don't be ridiculous, you just got here!
PandaI'm sorry, Chloe, we can't. Ow!
[Chloe's Grandmother puts a Piece of Orange into the Plate]
[Speaking Korean]
Oh, try these, too. This is called jeon.
[Chloe puts the Jeon into Grizzly's Mouth]
Hey. [Chuckles] What do baby seals taste like?
[Ice Bear looks at John]
PandaOh, no, no, no, no, no! I'm a vegetarian.
Yes.
[She puts two Steak Rolls into the Plate]
Oh, and this one you'll really like. [Chloe puts another piece of food into Grizzly Mouth] What do you think? [Grizzly's mouth is Full of Food] It's really hard to get the umami flavor, but ... [Panda's Phone Alarm went Off] Huh?!
PandaOkay, that was really good, Chloe, but we really have to go now.
We'll take these to go, and we'll let you know how we feel about the food, yeah? [Grizzly knocks the Dinner Table Down, And the Food landed on the Floor]
PandaWhoa! I'm so, so, so so sorry!
Yeah, we didn't mean to! That was an accident!
Ha ha, I knew this was gonna happen.
[Chloe looked Shocked]
PandaAgh, it's all our fault. I'm so sorry, Chloe.
Uh, let me help you.
It's okay.
PandaNo, please, let me help. Come on.
I said it's fine! Just go. You guys needed to leave anyways.
It's okay. It seems like you guys are in a hurry.
Don't worry, bears, we'll take care of it.
PandaI'm so sorry.
We're really sorry.
[Speaking Korean]
We'll see you later, Chloe.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
John, quiet!
[while the Bears ride on the subway train]
PandaUh, Hey, You guys want to watch Bagel Rat Videos?
[laughs] Heck yeah!
[Panda turns on his phone, And the video begins when Bagel Rat carries a bagel down the stairs, The next scene shows when Bagel Rat carries a bagel-shape telephone down the stairs, The next scene shows when Bagel Rat carries a tote bag with a picture of a Bagel, And the last scene shows when Bagel Rat carries Grizzly's fitness tracker, He puts on the fitness tracker and runs away as the video ends]
[A man opens the window, sharing his worries about the rent with his roommate]
Dude, If don't get another roommate, We won't make rent. We're totally gonna get evicted.
Isaac doesn't want to lose his walk-in-closet.
What are we gonna do?
[He suddenly catches Tom]
Oh.
Hey man, You wouldn't be looking for a place to live, Would you?
[Tom smiles]
Panda[off-screen] Hey! Uh.. Can you guys call the fire department please?
[The scene fades to black]
[The next morning, Grizzly looks at the sunrise]
How much longer do we need to do this?
PandaMy contacts are dying out.
Ice Bear can't feel his butt.
[offscreen] Don't move!
[Warren and Faye are carving the statues of the bears]
You guys are doing great!
[chuckles] Yeah, just a few more hours, And I think we'll have all the carvings we need!
[Wooden Bear statues are laying on the ground]
[Charlie is saving everyone]
[panting] Ralph, w-what the heck are you doing?!
What the heck are you doing? Let go! You're wrecking the joke!
I-I think this goes beyond a joke, man! This is dangerous!
What, like throwing bees at a guy wasn't? Besides, what the heck do we care about people? [cut to the hiking guide and the people] There's are so many of 'em and so few of us. What's losing a few for a laugh?
[The bridge that Charlie is holding is beginning to slip]
No, no, man! It's just not right! Whoa! [Charlie holds on the bridge] Ralph, help! Please, please!
[scoffs] No way. To be honest, you're being a real snoozefest. Come find me when you're ready to have actual fun.
Ralph, wait!
Whoo-hoo! We made it!
[The hiking guide and the people walk away]
Phew. [A bee flies to Charlie] Aah! Aah! [Charlie blows at the bee] Bee, shoo! [Charlie holds on to the bridge] Feet, no, please, feet! Don't fail me now! Come on! [grunts] Can't...hold...much...longer. [Charlie's feet slip making Charlie and the bridge fall down the cliff, Until Grizzly grabs Charlie's feet saving him] Oof! Huh?
Okay, hold on, Charlie! We gotcha! Pull!
[Grizzly, Panda, And Ice Bear pulls Charlie, Charlie lands on soft ground]
Ow!
Charlie, Charlie? Are you okay?
Uh yeah. What are you guys doing here?
PandaWe were worried about you, so we came looking for you.
Look, hey, Charlie, we're sorry about earlier.
No, no, I'm sorry. You guys were right.I was just so excited to meet someone like me, I kind of ignored the fact that he was a gigantic butt.
Hey, man, you guys might look alike, but you're nothing like Ralph. You are a great guy, and don't you forget that.
[Tears roll down Charlie's cheeks]
Aww, thanks, you guys!
[Charlie hugs the Bears]
[chuckles] Okay. Why don't we continue our hangout back at home?
Ice Bear could cook another dinner.
PandaYeah, and we could play video games, or we could...
Oh! What about a push-up contest?
[Ralph watches Charlie and the Bears walk away]
Pssh. Good riddance. He was too soft anyway. [A snake blocks Ralph's way] What are you looking at? [kicks the snake away] Hit the road! [chuckles] Yeah Hit the road...
[24 snakes all hiss at Ralph]
Uh, nice snakies.
[The scene cuts to black, As the snakes attack Ralph]
[Panda and Grizzly are trying to stop the coffee machine]
PandaAHH!! Make it stop!
I'm trying! AHH!! Huh?
[Grizzly and Panda sees the demon Ice Bear]
Ice Bear. Needs. More. [in scary voice; using his axe] COFFEEE!!!
[Grizzly and Panda scream and run away. Ice Bear watches them run away]
You okay?
PandaYeah.
[Ice Bear is eating the beans off-screen]
Dude, we got to get out of the cave. Follow me.
[Panda follows Grizzly, They both enter Panda's room instead of outside]
I think we're outside. We're safe.
PandaNo, [holds a book] I think we're in my room.
What? [they both get up] How did we end up here?
PandaI don't know.
[Ice Bear makes a skittering noise]
Huh?
Who's there?
PandaWe should hide.
Dude, we're sorry. We shouldn't have fed you all that coffee. Huh?
PandaWha, What?
What is that?
[Grizzly gasps when he and Panda saw Ice Bear climbing up the wall like a spider]
[echoing] Bear, bear, coffee. Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans.
PandaNAIEE!
How are you even doing that?
PandaWhere did he go? Where'd he go?
I don't know. [he and Panda hold together] Hold me, Panda.
[Suddenly, Ice Bear grabs Panda by his foot]
PandaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Panda! [grabs Panda's paw] I got you, Pan Pan.
Panda[yelling] It's too late. JUST DESTROY THE BEANS!!!
I'm not letting you go!
Panda[whispers] Destroy them, Grizz.
[Ice Bear shoves Panda]
Pan Pan!
[Panda disappears in the fog]
STOP!!! Or else, uh, [raises the bag of beans] you can say "goodbye" to the beans! You hear me! Say something. [Ice Bear climb on the wall from behind and attacks Grizzly] Please stop. [Ice Bear tickles his armpits] No fair. [giggling] No tickling. [Grizzly flips Ice Bear] Ha, Ha! Gotcha.
[Ice Bear walks upside down and sucks the coffee beans, Grizzly growls and takes the bag of coffee beans from him, He enters the bathroom and closes the door, Grizzly falls and notices the toilet]
Toilet? [looks at the bag of beans] Finally, I can destroy these evil beans once and for all. [He hears a crashing sound as he drops the bag of beans] AHHHH!!!! The beans!
[Ice Bears peaks through the hole from the door]
Oh! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Oh!
[Grizzly looks for the beans while Ice Bear breaks the bathroom door down with his axe like in the 1980 horror film, The Shining. He opens the door]
Aha! Ooh.
[Ice Bear appears from the fog, Grizzly backs up]
Stay away, man!
[As Ice Bear tries to kill Grizzly with his axe, His eyes becomes crossed and falls]
[Back at the cave]
PandaC-minus! [Panda hits his head on the table, He groans]
Come on, it's not that bad.
PandaI'm mediocre, guys. She said my passion outweighs my talent.
I don't know, man. [picks up the drawing of himself] This is pretty awesome. I mean, so rendered.
Ice Bear appreciates chiseled abs.
I look hot.
PandaHot isn't enough. She wants my work to also be "wow"-worthy. [takes out a mini picture frame] She gave me this thingy to help me find that special subject.
[Grizzly licks the plate]
Paint us again.
Ice Bear has many poses.
[Ice Bear does some poses]
PandaNo, she said she wanted something new, - so no brothers and no anime.
♪ Aww yeah! ♪ ♪ Coming straight from the fair. ♪ ♪ Playing games and taking names. ♪ ♪ You wanna be next? Tell 'em Pan. ♪
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Young Panda♪ It's Pan Pan coming up first, You should win the game by the end of this verse. ♪ ♪ Kickin' mad rhymes, never ever rehearsed. ♪ ♪ It's time to get to work. ♪ ♪ Take your best shot, try hard, win the prize take us home to your backyard. ♪ ♪ You like bears? Everybody does. ♪ ♪ Take a look at my little bro, covered in fuzz. ♪
[Throughout the song people are playing the game, trying to knock down the bottles, but failing]
[Faintly] So cute!
[Young Ice Bear squishes his cheeks]
Young Panda♪ Three bears barely breaking a sweat. ♪ ♪ Everybody's jocking us 'cause we're the best. ♪ ♪ But I'm already talking too much. ♪ ♪ Let me let my bro get some of this flavor. ♪
Yeah, boyyyyyyy! Okay, okay, nobody's won yet, but you're looking super lucky today. Let's see if you can give it a try!
Young Panda♪ Play the game. ♪ ♪ Three balls, three tries, three bears, your prize. ♪ ♪ You could take us home right now, come on Grizz, get on the mic and tell 'em how. ♪
♪ Anyone could play this game, just watch now. ♪ ♪ Take a throw and the balls get knocked down. ♪ ♪ It's easy as 1, 2, 3, step 3 being taking bears home, you see. ♪ Come on! ♪ Step right up, just take a chance, you could win big time, cancel all plans. ♪ ♪ There's nothing more important you gotta do than pay the man, throw the ball, and win too. When it comes to prizes bears are the best ones, not stuffed, but the kind that can have fun. ♪ ♪ You know, let's show these nice people what real fun looks like! ♪
♪ Play the game. ♪ Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Bust it, Grizz, bust it, Grizz, bust it! Kick it, Pan, kick it, Pan, kick it! Go little bro, go little bro, go! Go little bro, go little bro, go!
[The Bear cubs have finish their song]
Uh-oh. Guys, we have a problem. [holds a box of star cakes] We're already out of Star Cakes. We got to stop to refuel.
PandaAnd I got to use the little panda's room, please.
Ooh! Let's stop there! [The car drives past the sign that says, "Dinostore & Gas"] They'll have snacks and bathroom stuff and dinosaurs!
Ice Bear does not want to make stops unless emergency.
[The Bears hear a soft growl and Ice Bear stops walking. Their eyes grow bigger and they turn their heads towards the log the Kitty is hiding in]
Huh? What was that?
[The Bears are looking inside the log for the purring Kitty]
Panda, stick your paw in there and see what it is.
PandaWhat? No, you do it!
[The Kitty is lying down in log]
Um, hey, there! [Grizz and panda look inside log while Ice Bear is looking at it on top of the log] You okay? [The Kitty wakes up] Oh my gosh! It's coming out!
[Panda and Grizz look inside the log]
PandaWhat is that thing?
[The Kitty makes it's way out of the log]
Meow.
[Grizz and Panda show large eyes]
[gasp] Aww!
[Kitty tilts head as it looks up at the two bears]
PandaIt's a little kitty!
Meow!
[picks Kitty up] Oh, look at that face! OH! [Grizz stands up, and so does Panda. Ice Bear walks over to Panda, smiling] We have an Internet celebrity in the making! [Eyes turn back to normal, and so does Ice Bear's. Kitty climbs around Grizz and jumps into Panda's arms. Ice Bear tilts his head to get a better look at the Kitty touching Panda's fur]
Panda[laughs] It tickles! [Panda puts the Kitty on his head. Eyes go back to normal] Ahh. My body feels like fresh dough. [Kitty jumps on to Ice Bear's head and Ice Bear's eyes grow bigger]
Meow! [He purrs and lies down]
[Closing his eyes] Ice Bear's cold heart is melting.
Panda[As his eyes go large and he gasps] Wait a minute, I'm allergic to cats, and yet I don't feel any different. This cat is magical! Can we keep it?
Ice Bear thinks we need more roommates.
[Grizz is in living room with The Bears]
Welcome to your new home, roomie! This is where we spend most of our time. You know, just chilling. [Grizz walks by his room and stands in the doorway] Now, this is my room, A.K.A. the coolest room in the whole cave.
Meow.
[They are now in Panda's room]
PandaThis is my room! Sometimes, this room is off limits, [pointing to The Kitty] but you're V.I.P., [gesturing to whole room as Grizz and Ice bear walk off] so the door is always open to you.
And here's the bathroom. Ha, this is where the magic happens.
[The Bears move towards the front room window]
[gasps] It's a cougar! [The cougar is on the sofa, scratching it]
PandaHuh? There's more of 'em! [Two more cougars show up from different doorways and Thunderbolt comes out from the left side of the living room]
Meow.
[The Cougar on the sofa jumps off and walks over to Thunderbolt and licks him twice]
[Looking through the window with his brothers] Whoa! It's not eating Thunderbolt or anything. [Looking away from window and so does his brothers] It's just treating it like it's her son or something. [turning to his brothers] But why would it do that?
[The Bears look up at sky]
OH!
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