Scenes with Panda 85
Got to find a way to get out of here. Oh, no ... robot snakes! [also know as socks with googly eyes] They're everywhere. [calls out to his sidekick] I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando. [Another bear wears a black and white stripped turtleneck and glasses] Pando!
[turns out, it's Grizzly who also plays Crowbar Jones's trusty sidekick, Pando; to Crowbar Jones in a nasally high-pitched voice] What? What happened? What'd I do?
PandaWait. What's his name?
[uses his phone] Don't worry, I'll open the metal door with my laser app! Oh, no!
What's wrong, Pando? [grunts] Is the laser not working?
Worse! My internet girlfriend just broke up with me. Life is meaningless. [takes a picture of himself]
Panda
[about Pando] Is that supposed to be me? I'm not that whiny.
I found a sledgehammer. I'll get us out of here. [the hammer hits Grizzly as Pando] Ouch! My face.
Don't worry. I'll break the door! [hits the door] Hyah!
GGrizzly
[holding a sign that says "Pow!"] Pow.
[the door is now open] Come on, Pando. We got to save the world before it blows up.
[on the floor whining and unwilling to move] This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart! [Grizzly as Pando begins to cry as Panda becomes really grumpy]
Come on, Pando! We got to stop them before they blow up the world.
We will stop them, [heads to the restroom] but I got to go to the bathroom. Don't worry, it won't take too long.
[Grizzly throws January, February and March on to the floor and shows April to the audience.]
[exits the bathroom sighing] Much better. Now let's get those evil doers. Crowbar Jones?
[outside the cave, with puffier white hair and puffy beard and in an elderly voice] Oh, Pando. It's been 40 years since I last saw you... [Panda pauses the movie]
Panda
Oh, that's it! That is not me! I'll show him. [takes the DVD disc out of the DVD player] Grizz!
[Grizzly, Panda and Darrell arrive at the Teppan Yaki restaurant where Ice Bear works. A chef is welcoming them]
CChef
Hai, irasshaimase! ("Yes, welcome!") This way, please. Douzo, douzo. ("Here you go, here you go.") [all three sit down in front of Ice Bear the "chef"]
[pan left slowly to see Panda and Grizz looking suspiciously and Darrell looking at the menu]
DDarrell
Psst, hey, what's good here? I've never had Asian food before.
[beat] How may Ice Bear help you?
Hmm. How can this guy help us, Pan-Pan?
Panda
Maybe he could help us by cooking some dinner for us!
But wait, Panda, we don't need someone to cook for us... for we have our new brother, who happens to be an amazing cook! [To Darrell] Right, brother Darrell?
DDarrell
[laughs] Why did they name this beef after a basketball player?
Kobe beef not named after basketball player.
[embarrassed for a while then laughs] Ah, your jokes are the best, brother Darrell!
[So does Panda. Ice Bear doesn't react much]
Okay, I'll get the best you can offer.
Panda
Me too.
DDarrell
I'll take the grilled chicken, please.
[Ice Bear doesn't say anything except performs his great skills of cooking the three's requests and presents the dishes in front of them]
DDarrell
Mmm... this looks delicious!
[The two other bears taste the food and get really amazed]
GPGrizzly and Panda
So good! [continue eating]
DDarrell
You guys really love the food here, don't ya?
[to Panda] Psst. Say something.
Panda
Oh, yeah, okay. [clears his throat] So... when are you gonna quit this silly job?
[Ice Bear pauses]
[calls out to the chef] Chekku onegaishimasu. ("Check, please.")
Hey, what did you just say?
CChef
Hai, douzo! ("Yes, here you go!") [puts check down to them]
Panda
Are you really gonna make us pay?
You're our brother! You can't abandon us like this!
DDarrell
Oh, wow, I didn't know this was your brother! Nice to meet ya!
Panda
Be quiet, Darrell!
CChef
[curious] Kuma-kun, do you know these gentlemen?
[Ice Bear shakes his head to disagree]
[gasps] How can you do this to us?!
CChef
Imata!! ("Right now!!")
[Panda leaves quickly, Grizzly breaks up a pair of chopsticks to show his anger]
DDarrell
Nice meeting ya!
[Ice Bear calmly watches them leave the stall]
[At the phone store, Panda brings one last broken phone to the desk]
Panda
Is there a way to get these fixed?
SSaleswomen
Well, we can repair the cracked screens, but this? We can't fix this. I'm sorry.
Panda
Oh, that's fine. I really don't deserve a phone anymore. I'm really sorry about this, guys. I'll be outside.
[Panda cries as he leaves the phone store. Grizzly and Ice Bear look at each other. The scene cut to Panda who is upset for stealing his brothers' phones]
Panda
I'm a bad person. [sniffs]
Hey Panda, Check out what we got. [holds Panda's phone]
Panda
My phone!
We traded ours into your old one. We know your phone means a lot for You Pan-Pan, And we don't need our own.
Ice Bear prefers to be off grid.
Panda
I promise, from now on, I will always share whenever you want. [Ice Bear stops walking and saw the white dog] Thank you so much, guys. I don't deserve such a great fam... [Ice Bear runs to get Panda's phone] Whoa. O-O-Okay. You need that?
[Ice Bear takes a picture of the white dog and runs after Grizzly and Panda]
[The Bears arrives at "Boba-Rama"]
Oo, hoo-hoo! Another new Boba place! Let's check it out.
[A salesman came outside to stop the Bears from coming into Boba-Rama]
SSalesman
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it! Where do you think you're going?
SSalesman
Nuh-uh ... no naked people allowed ... new policy.
[The sign reads "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service"]
Panda
But we're naked always.
SSalesman
Not my problem. Get some clothes or get lost.
Panda
Aww...
[The Bears sadly leave "Boba-Rama"]
[Young Grizzly and Young Panda collects all the fruit]
Young Panda
Scrumptious.
Young Panda
Mm, maybe not.
YGYoung Grizzly and Young Panda
Yeah! Whoo!
[The coconut falls out of the fruit basket. Young Ice Bear follows to the coconut as it went into the bushes, Young Ice Bear rolls into the bushes and founds the coconut and an emergency crate. He looks surprised]
Hey, what's the hold-up, man? Huh? Whoa. What is this? Hmm. [removes the vines and cleans the crate. The crate reads "Emergency supplies"] Emergency...
Young Panda
su-please?
Young Panda
Open it, open it, open it!
I've got it. [opens the crate]
Young Panda
Whoa! Check out all the stuff! Hey, what's that thing?
[Young Grizzly found a mini-box that says "Insta-Raft"]
Hmm. It's an inflatable raft!
Young Panda
Wait, so that means...
YGYoung Grizzly and Young Panda
We can get Karla of the island!
[The episode begins with a lake. Chloe uses the jar to scoop the water. She uses a microscope zooms in on the bacteria and finally Chloe puts a small glass of bacteria in a open box]
[while drawing bacteria in a journal] Woah crazy! [picks up jar of bacteria] this is like the tenth bacteria i've discovered today! [holds up jar close to her face; whispering] Aren't you the grossest little fella's ever? [turns to her right] Hey guys check this out!
[We can hear the Bears laughing while they play in the lake]
[The Bears splashing and playing in the lake]
[calls out to the Bears] Guyss! Guys!
GPGrizzly, Panda and Ice Bear
Chloe!
Chloe's in the hizzy! [off-screen] Join us!
Uh.. I'm good! You guys shouldn't even be in the water, ugh this whole lake is crazy dirty!
What? the water's fine! If they didn't want anybody to swim they would have put up a sign!
[Chloe points up to a sign that's says, "Peligro! Prohibido Nadar", it means "Warning! No Swimming." in spanish]
Naah that's just the name of the lake! [puts hands near eyes] Lake Prohibido Nadar! [puts arms down and looks at Panda]
Panda
Also we saw that you were busy so we wanted to get out of your wa-
[Ice Bear rises out of the water and throws Panda]
Don't worry, Chloe everything's fine! We're bears, Bears never get sick!
Ice bear is immune to all disease.
Well, I'm done with my research. I'm ready to go back whenever you guys are.
Okay, guys. Let's go. Last one's a dingle! [laughs crazy]
[They begin to swim back to shore]
Oh, guys, you don't have to rush! Never mind.
[In slow motion, we see the germs landing on Panda's left eye, on Grizzly's fur and inside Ice Bear's nostril.]
[the bears finally made it to Chloe] It's a tie! Oh! That was awesome.
[smell the Bears] Ugh! You guys really smell.
Smell like the flowers that we are? Why, thank you. I know you want to smell like a flower, too. Flower hug!
[The bears are trying to hug Chloe]
[picks up a stick] Ah! Stay back!
[Panda sneezes, followed by Ice Bear]
Um... you guys don't look so good.
Nah, a bear's immune system is one of the strongest in the world. [off-screen] 30 minutes from now, we'll all be good.
[Panda and Charlie arrive at "Cup o Cats"]
Panda
Ugh! Charlie, enough! Geez. I got it from here. [is blind and can't see. He walks pass two cats]
SSaleswoman
欢迎光临 (Welcome)。 How are you today?
Panda
Oof! Hi! We just need some directions to... [sneezing] YAK! Oh. sorry.
[An orange cat appears as Panda sneezes again]
Panda
[sneezing] YAK! Is there a cat in here?
SSaleswoman
Of course. This is Mr. Stripes. We're a cat café.
Panda
[in shock] Cat café?! [zooms out] Oh! I'm allergic to cats!
Oh, my gosh! [to Mr. Stripes] Back off, Mr. Stripes! [puts Panda on a chair] Don't worry. I got this.
Panda
Thanks, Charlie.
I'll take care of directions.
[Three more cats get up]
SSaleswoman
Make a left, and you'll be there.
All right, cool. I think I got it. So, first, I go down two blocks, then I go up five more, then right... Wait, I lost my train of thought. [his arms are tangled up] Did you catch any of that?
[Charlie screams when he sees Panda covered by a bunch of cats]
Panda
[muffled] Can somebody help me...?
I'll save you, Panda! [throws the cats away to save Panda] Get away from him! [picks up an orange cat] Ew. [throws the orange cat away and picks up Panda] Speak to me, Panda!
Panda
[groans as his face is puffed up] Help... me.
SSaleswoman
There's help across the street.
[Charlie takes Panda to the acupuncture clinic across the street and reads its signboard]
A-cu-punc-ture... [reads the Chinese words] and somethin' somethin'. [takes Panda inside]
[Grizzly enters the bathroom]
Aha! Huh? There's no one here.
Panda
Just more ruined towels.
If the culprit's not here ... [looks at the toilet; whispers] It's in the toilet.
Panda
Ew, gross.
[The toilet lid shakes]
Panda
You do it.
[Grizzly lift the toilet lid and he, Panda and Ice Bear finds Captain Craboo]
Panda
Oh!
[off-screen] Captain Craboo?
[Ice Bear looks shocked when he sees him. He remembers the day when Craboo pinches his left ear in "Emergency". Back in the present, Ice Bear finds himself trying to attack Craboo with an axe]
Okay, put the axe down, man. Come on. There you go, buddy. I'll just take this. [takes the Axe and Ice Bear backs away] Oh, come on, he won't hurt you again, will you, Craboo?
Panda
So, what do we do with him?
We should set him free. The toilet is no place for a crab.
[Craboo snaps at Grizzly, who quickly backs off]
[yells] Seriously, Craboo? After all we've been through together?
Panda
Well, he was never the friendliest crab.
Hey, Nom Nom. Remember us?
Ugh, not you three again. What do you want?
Oh, this is our pet, Captain Craboo.
Oh, gross! What is that thing?! It's disgusting. [Craboo spits bubbly saliva] Ugh, get that away from me. [pushes Craboo] What is wrong with you? Get lost right now, or I'm calling security.
Ice Bear thinks time to go.
Yeah, hit the road, you oaf. [pushes Ice Bear]
Unbelievable. Someone get me a ...
[Suddenly, Craboo pinches Nom-Nom's ears making him cry out in pain]
Aah... aah... AAAAH! [everyone gasps] Someone get this thing off of me! Aah!
[Craboo let go of Nom-Nom's ears. He crawls to Ice Bear's shoulder as Ice Bear picks him up. Craboo smiles and Ice Bear smiles too]
[growls with anger] Arrest that crab!
[The police grabs Craboo as the other cuffs him. The police walks out of the pet store]
Panda
Oh!
GPGrizzly and Panda
Craboo!
[The Bears run after Craboo. The police closes the cage door and the police car drives away taking Craboo to prison]
[Nom Nom plays with Captain Craboo thinking that he's attacking him again]
Oh, look! He ... he's doing it again! Take photos and put them online! Aah!
[Everyone gasps. Then they grab their phones and take pictures]
JCJudge A.C. Juhns
That's it! Guilty! That crab is a danger to society! Send him away!
Panda
No, wait! Nom Nom was just doing that on purpose!
Ice Bear will save Craboo.
[Ice Bear jumps and grabs Captain Craboo]
[to Grizzly and Panda] Run.
[Grizzly and Panda look at each other and went after Ice Bear and Captain Craboo. The bears and the crab exits out of the courtroom]
Where'd they go, huh? Don't just stand there! Find them!
[The guards run after the Bears and Craboo. Nom Nom throws the cane looking angry as the scene cuts to black]
Panda
They'll be here soon. We have to hurry.
[sighs] Well, if you love something, you got to let it go, I guess. We'll all miss you, Craboo. You were a heck of a lot of fun.
Panda
You're a good friend, Craboo. I'll never forget you
[Panda gives Ice Bear Craboo. Ice Bear put Captain Craboo on the beach. He reaches his arm trying to tell Craboo to leave]
Panda
They'll be here any second.
[Ice Bear tries to the tell the crab to go. But Craboo covers his eyes making Ice Bear to remember him. Ice Bear also covers his eyes too but he notices Captain Craboo went into the ocean]
[The Bears now got community service after they got Craboo home]
Phew. Well, at least we just got community service. I wonder, do you know how long it'll take to do 500 hours?
[A green car drives past them. Ice Bear tries to pick the paper. He picks up and unfolds it and finds a cut out]
Panda
Hey, I miss him, too.
And who knows? Maybe somewhere out there, Craboo is thinking of us.
[The cut out flies away and the camera zoom in to an island. On the island, Craboo makes the cut out of the bears with leaves. Craboo covers his eyes as the scene cuts to black]
[The Bear cubs are having pancakes and blueberries]
Young Panda
This tastes like heaven.
CPCo-pilot
Hey, save some for me, guys!
Don't worry, we can always get more. This is Sweden, after all!
PPilot
Uh, kid, this ain't Sweden. [The sign outside says, "Welcome to Boise Idaho"] This is Boise.
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